Bear Down Wildcats

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Chicat wrote: ↑Fri Mar 01, 2024 6:20 pm
dovecanyoncat wrote: ↑Fri Mar 01, 2024 6:17 pm Can I declare her non compos mentis?
I mean, she did marry you sooooo…..

Why didn't I think of that right off the bat???

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Still waiting for the Aussie ETAs to come through for April travel aaaaaaaaand ....... my wife gets a jury summons for late April. Can I declare her non compos mentis? Can I coach her to poison the selection process? She's one of those people who's utterly incapable of tactical lying. I think I'm tr...

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Everyone has to go beast mode. Pelle and Keshad to be included in the list.

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I worked in a very small world of virtual anonymity and isolation compared to millions of folks who, by contrast, survived a work-world/community of shared ugliness that also comforted them in a way I'll never really understand : The straight world I call it to myself... I was seized and saddened b...

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Conrad Martinez $1
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TB 161

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There's still a ton of time, Bug. Mick is like Gargantua: time slows way down around him.

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Condoms are only 7.5 pt. dogs in Pullman? Sometimes I wish I were a bettin' man.

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Why not use the unread posts

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Has it really been 9 years we've been smacking him around? Laettner must be jealous.

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This game has upset written all over it. So often you blow a team out and play them a week later and lose. I don't see Arizona getting a 1 seed and to be honest I don't think they deserve it at this point. Sadly we're not even the best team in a horrible conference. Probably the flakiest Arizona te...

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Chicat wrote: ↑Wed Feb 28, 2024 10:22 pm
dovecanyoncat wrote: ↑Wed Feb 28, 2024 10:14 pm Fuck the Fork
Is it me? Or is the middle tine a penis?

I mean, it really looks like a circumsized cock . . . as does Hurley now that I think about it.

I think Ima leave you to your own fantasies my man.

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This game has upset written all over it. So often you blow a team out and play them a week later and lose. I don't see Arizona getting a 1 seed and to be honest I don't think they deserve it at this point. Sadly we're not even the best team in a horrible conference. Probably the flakiest Arizona te...

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Fuck the Fork

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I want their shitty heart torn from their thorax and encased in Lucite.

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Uh huh!

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So, instead of relying on refs to make the close call, let's not turn it over in the first place.

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Clean strip by Boz

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Take us home Boz

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LuteIsGod wrote: ↑Wed Feb 28, 2024 9:39 pm
dovecanyoncat wrote: ↑Wed Feb 28, 2024 9:38 pm Charge.
I saw his right foot moving

I miss stuff even on the replay.

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Charge.

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OK, let's say the score is tied so the refs can shut the fuck up.

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Merkin wrote: ↑Wed Feb 28, 2024 9:24 pm
AZCatGirl wrote: ↑Wed Feb 28, 2024 9:18 pm Tech on Tommy?!

Did the refs mix us up with ASU?
I wonder what the betting line would be on tommy getting one before hurley

The Aw Shucks Tech is a Pac-12 thing.

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Ref selfies

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Keshad with just 2? I thought he had an early alleyoop AND a putback.

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It's all just a warmup until the Hurley Grand Mal seizure.

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We used to be smooth as Benn and Benn as fuck, now we can be fucking Bamn smooth.

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Bam Bam, that was bamn smooth.

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HURLEY MELTDOWN!!!!

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84Cat wrote: ↑Wed Feb 28, 2024 7:21 pm
Chicat wrote: ↑Wed Feb 28, 2024 7:20 pm
UAEebs86 wrote: ↑Wed Feb 28, 2024 7:16 pm What's this we white man?
Captain Poop Chute must have forgotten that he outed himself recently as not an actual Arizona fan.
You guys are just proving his thesis that us Arizona fans are arrogant and rude

We're straight up assholes. It's not like it's a theory.

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UAEebs86 wrote: ↑Wed Feb 28, 2024 4:37 pm It's a medical miracle!

IT'S A MEDICAL MIRACLE BAAAAABYYYYYYYYYY!

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As a xeno-something misfit worker I find this lexicon utterly heartbreaking. Don't get me wrong, I cynically presume the pain-point intimacies of work life drill into all of us: who the fuck wouldn't. But those that flourish across a broad spectrum of human commonality are especially gruesome, not ...

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As a xeno-something misfit worker I find this lexicon utterly heartbreaking. Don't get me wrong, I cynically presume the pain-point intimacies of work life drill into all of us: who the fuck wouldn't. But those that flourish across a broad spectrum of human commonality are especially gruesome, not f...

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The effect of neighborhood noises are wildly disparate. Mondays AM are leaf blower/limb saw/shrub cutter noise. It's like screaming weevils in my inner ear canal. Regularly there are trains rolling up and down the Santa Cruz river course that incite coyotes to sing in response. The coyotes can do th...

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AZCatGirl wrote: ↑Tue Feb 27, 2024 3:54 pm Bill isn't so bad with Ted, and hopefully there wont be much to talk about in the second half.

Does that mean Bobby will get tossed in the 1h?

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That's a shame.

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When Dook goes on a road game they take their lawn with them.

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Chicat wrote: ↑Mon Feb 26, 2024 5:10 pm Shouldn’t the games involve robbing a Waffle House with an alligator while high on meth then trying to escape on a lawn tractor?

A jet ski instead of a lawn tractor, and somewhere in there needs to be a handgun.

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Merkin wrote: ↑Mon Feb 26, 2024 3:16 pm Now none are, which this dick got wrong. Although UA and ASU will be on MST which is the same as PDT during DST.

This shit gives me PTSD.

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Conrad Martinez $1
+49

TB 152

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I’m truly going to miss this angry midget who never takes responsibility or the blame for anything. What do you mean? He's 6'3' and 215 lbs! https://twitter.com/latbbolch/status/1761634715449303286 Quick follow up question there Mick… uh, who is responsible for the players practicing the right way?...

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That's a shame.

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Condoms can still lose. I just know it!

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Is there an ultra fast acting Imodium?

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Just out of curiosity, how many of you guys have ol' cappy on ignore? I'm getting close, but fortunately I've been checking my blood pressure in the mornings and it's very normal, it's only at the doctor's office and when I'm responding to his backhanded compliments that are actually insults that I...

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arizonawildcats wrote: ↑Sat Feb 24, 2024 7:59 pm Way to go, Scummies! We're back in first place.

That's Tommy's text to Bobby.

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He should have flopped, but there wouldn't have been a whistle.

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The best predictor of the immediate future is an extrapolation of the immediate past. Induce change and re-extrapolate.

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AZCatGirl wrote: ↑Sat Feb 24, 2024 1:18 pm BAM BAM says fuck you to all the haters.

ASSHOLES needs some FUCK YOU ASSHOLES! Kylan is too nice to his detractors, namely, himself, and needs to be an ASSHOLE back to them.

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