Celebrity Hot or Not, Vol. 111: Brooke Burke

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Hot! or Not!

Poll ended at Mon Jul 28, 2014 10:28 am

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25
76%
Not!
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24%
 
Total votes: 33

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Celebrity Hot or Not, Vol. 111: Brooke Burke

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Deniese Williams finishes up with a hotness rating of (wait while I do the math) 0.00% which slides her between.....nobody. Puts her right on the floor. Up next is Brooke Burke-(Charvet). Burke is another one of the Dancing With The Stars stars. Burke got her acting career started in 1986 on The Wraith (I believe filmed in Tucson). Other credits include: That's Life, Rock Me, Baby, Monk, Less Than Perfect, The Bernie Mack Show, Las Vegas, and Melissa & Joey.

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Hotness Rating
Kate Upton - 95.71% (Volume 13)
Jessica Alba - 94.92% (Volume 22)
Elisha Cuthbert - 94.20% (Volume 91)
Charlize Theron -93.33% (Volume 40)
Salma Hayek - 93.20% (Volume 1)
Emmanuelle Chriqui - 92.73% (Volume 62)
Kate Beckinsale - 92.31% (Volume 8)
Alyssa Milano - 92.31% (Volume 59)
Daisy Fuentes - 91.53% (Volume 96)
Evangeline Lilly - 90.77% (Volume 34)
Jennifer Love Hewitt - 88.57 (Volume 70)
Eliza Dushku - 87.80% (Volume 85)
Catherine Bell - 87.27% (Volume 102)
Liz Hurley - 87.10% (Volume 19)
Faith Hill - 86.67% (Volume 16)
Cindy Crawford - 86.27% (Volume 80)
Olivia Wilde - 86.11% (Volume 45)
Freida Pinto - 85.71% (Volume 3)
Jennifer Connelly - 85.48% (Volume 42)
Scarlett Johansson - 85.33% (Volume 50)
Mila Kunis - 84.93% (Volume 25)
Catherine Zeta-Jones - 84.62 (Volume 33)
Jessica Biel - 84.00% (Volume 55)
Alice Eve - 83.87% (Volume 12)
Shania Twain - 83.10% (Volume 100)
Halle Berry - 81.82% (Volume 104)
Ashley Judd -81.63 (Volume 78)
Kristen Bell - 81.43% (Volume 58)
Beyoncé - 78.74% (Volume 11)
Penelope Cruz - 78.13% (Volume 79)
Megan Fox - 77.78% (Volume 29)
Isla Fisher - 77.78% (Volume 73)
Eva Mendes - 77.27% (Volume 88)
Hayden Panettiere - 74.55% (Volume 95)
Lucy Liu - 74.19% (Volume 72)
Angelina Jolie - 73.17% (Volume 2)
Cobie Smulders - 72.73% (Volume 105)
Raquel Welch - 71.43% (Volume 23)
Carmen Electra - 70.91% (Volume 67)
Marisa Tomei - 70.21% (Volume 82)
Jennifer Lopez - 69.49% (Volume 31)
Keira Knightley - 68.97% (Volume 18)
Jennifer Aniston - 68.18% (Volume 20)
Sophie Marceau - 67.35% (Volume 103)
Julianne Hough - 66.67% (Volume 108)
Zooey Deschanel - 64.29% (Volume 7)
Natalie Portman - 63.64% (Volume 63)
Rashida Jones - 63.64% (Volume 66)
January Jones - 63.59% (Volume 27)
Tiffani Thiessen - 62.22% (Volume 5)
Jane Seymour - 62.00% (Volume 61)
Heather Locklear - 61.70% (Volume 37)
Jennifer Lawrence - 67.61% (Volume 86)
Emma Stone - 61.54% (Volume 4)
Kate Hudson - 58.54% (Volume 92)
Rachel McAdams - 58.49% (Volume 14)
Kaley Cuoco - 57.41% (Volume 6)
Kate Mara - 57.41% (Volume 97)
Anna Kendrick - 56.60% (Volume 106)
Paulina Gretzky - 55.26% (Volume 109)
Susanna Hoffs - 55.00% (Volume 32)
Eva Longoria - 54.17% (Volume 9)
Jennie Finch - 53.42% (Volume 48)
Kate Winslet - 53.33% (Volume 51)
Anne Hathaway - 52.05% (Volume 38)
Sharon Stone - 50.91% (Volume 35)
Rosario Dawson - 50% (Volume 98)
Summer Glau - 48.39% (Volume 36)
Amanda Peet - 48.38% (Volume 107)
Amanda Bynes - 45.71% (Volume 75)
Emily Blount - 43.75% (Volume 83)
Sandra Bullock - 43.64% (Volume 49)
Zoe Saldana - 42.62% (Volume 41)
Reese Witherspoon - 42.02% (Volume 46)
Amanda Seyfried - 40.91% (Volume 30)
Rose McGowan - 40.74% (Volume 89)
Jennifer Garner - 40.38% (Volume 76)
Amy Adams - 40.00% (Volume 52)
Uma Thurman - 38.10% (Volume 54)
Melissa Stark - 36.84% (Volume 93)
Pam Anderson - 35.71% (Volume 10)
Brooke Shields - 33.33% (Volume 53)
Poppy Montgomery - 32.73% (Volume 17)
Lindsay Lohan - 31.48% (Volume 81)
Kat Dennings - 30.77% (Volume 43)
Cameron Diaz - 25.76% (Volume 24)
Gweneth Paltrow - 25.53% (Volume 87)
Danica Patrick - 25.37% (Volume 15)
Michelle Trachtenberg - 25.00% (Volume 69)
Drew Barrymore - 24.49% (Volume 64)
Tina Fey - 23.73% (Volume 26)
Rose McGowan - 23.21% (Volume 90)
Christa Miller - 22.73% (Volume 99)
Kristin Chenoweth - 21.28% (Volume 94)
Julia Roberts - 19.05% (Volume 71)
Katie Holmes - 17.24% (Volume 56)
Kirsten Dunst - 16.36% (Volume 47)
Britney Spears - 16.13% (Volume 21)
Helen Mirren - 15.22% (Volume 57)
Helen Hunt - 14.71% (Volume 74)
Gillian Anderson - 14.00% (Volume 44)
Ellen Page - 13.73% (Volume 60)
Claire Danes - 13.64% (Volume 68)
Julia Stiles - 12.24% (Volume 39)
Tara Reid - 8.06% (Volume 28)
Calista Flockhart - 5.26% (Volume 65)
Meryl Streep - 5.00% (Volume 84)
Debra Messing - 3.51% (Volume 77)
Joely Richardson - 2.17% (Volume 101)
Deniese Williams - 0.00% (Volume 110)

Future list:
Courtney Simpson
Shannon Elizabeth
Deborah Hersman
Malin Akerman
Alison Brie *on deck
Emily Bett Rickards
Alexandra Daddario
Shakira
Marlee Matlin
Debbe Dunning
Carey Mulligan
Michelle Phillips
Carrie Mulligan
Jordan Carver
Yvonne Strahovski
Maria Sharapova
Taylor Cole
Longhorned's friend Becky
Vanessa Williams
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Re: Celebrity Hot or Not, Vol. 111: Brooke Burke

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Hot, hot, hot
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Re: Celebrity Hot or Not, Vol. 111: Brooke Burke

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Most definitely HOT!
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Re: Celebrity Hot or Not, Vol. 111: Brooke Burke

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Don't know who she is, but outside her posed SI shots she doesn't seem all that hot. Pretty girl obviously.

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Re: Celebrity Hot or Not, Vol. 111: Brooke Burke

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Heard she grew up in Tucson.
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Re: Celebrity Hot or Not, Vol. 111: Brooke Burke

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Nay
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Re: Celebrity Hot or Not, Vol. 111: Brooke Burke

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Zero wrote:Heard she grew up in Tucson.

Thought that name sounded familiar:


http://www.entertainmentscene360.com/in ... aphy-5975/

She attended Palo Verde High School, where she was crowned homecoming queen in 1989, and later studied broadcast journalism at UCLA.


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Re: Celebrity Hot or Not, Vol. 111: Brooke Burke

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back in like 2000-2003 she was the ultimate of hot
i was going to put the ua/asu records here...but i forgot what they were.

i'll just go with fuck asu.
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Re: Celebrity Hot or Not, Vol. 111: Brooke Burke

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Zero wrote:Heard she grew up in Tucson.

Hot, always has been, despite the fact she's a bit vacuous and has always been capable of extreme bitchitude since HS ...
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Re: Celebrity Hot or Not, Vol. 111: Brooke Burke

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ASUHATER! wrote:back in like 2000-2003 she was the ultimate of hot
Spot on. Was hot. Is not hot. So are we voting on peak or current hotness?
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Re: Celebrity Hot or Not, Vol. 111: Brooke Burke

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thenewazcats wrote:
ASUHATER! wrote:back in like 2000-2003 she was the ultimate of hot
Spot on. Was hot. Is not hot. So are we voting on peak or current hotness?
I vote Hot if:

1. I ever found her hot at any point
And
2. I can presently rationalize that point of hotness

Brooke was definitely hot. I can presently rationalize that fact.
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Re: Celebrity Hot or Not, Vol. 111: Brooke Burke

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thenewazcats wrote:
ASUHATER! wrote:back in like 2000-2003 she was the ultimate of hot
Spot on. Was hot. Is not hot. So are we voting on peak or current hotness?
That's up to you.
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Re: Celebrity Hot or Not, Vol. 111: Brooke Burke

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10 years ago, super hot.
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Total plastic. Nothing authentic, genuine or natural about her.
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Re: Celebrity Hot or Not, Vol. 111: Brooke Burke

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8 nots are pretty baffling to me
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Re: Celebrity Hot or Not, Vol. 111: Brooke Burke

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Sitting on the fence on this one. She's hot the way a Barbie doll is hot. I can appreciate the aesthetic, but it's just not for me.
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I was going to vote hot, but then I noticed that she wears her shoes in bed...
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