Celebrity Hot or Not, Vol. 117: Maria Sharapova

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Fri Sep 12, 2014 8:50 pm

Carrie Mulligan finishes with a hotness rating of 26.47% which puts her between Kat Dennings and Cameron Diaz (still puzzling). Up next is tennis super star Maria Sharapova. Sharapova's first WTA tournament was in 2002 at the age of 15 (lost to Monica Seles in the 2nd round) . The 6'2" star has amassed 32 titles including 5 Grand Slams. Currently she is ranked 6th in the world (she has held the #1 spot in 5 separate occasions over 21 weeks).

Hotness Rating
Kate Upton - 95.71% (Volume 13)
Jessica Alba - 94.92% (Volume 22)
Elisha Cuthbert - 94.20% (Volume 91)
Charlize Theron -93.33% (Volume 40)
Salma Hayek - 93.20% (Volume 1)
Emmanuelle Chriqui - 92.73% (Volume 62)
Kate Beckinsale - 92.31% (Volume 8)
Alyssa Milano - 92.31% (Volume 59)
Daisy Fuentes - 91.53% (Volume 96)
Evangeline Lilly - 90.77% (Volume 34)
Alison Brie - 90.48% (Volume 112)
Jennifer Love Hewitt - 88.57 (Volume 70)
Eliza Dushku - 87.80% (Volume 85)
Catherine Bell - 87.27% (Volume 102)
Liz Hurley - 87.10% (Volume 19)
Faith Hill - 86.67% (Volume 16)
Cindy Crawford - 86.27% (Volume 80)
Olivia Wilde - 86.11% (Volume 45)
Freida Pinto - 85.71% (Volume 3)
Jennifer Connelly - 85.48% (Volume 42)
Scarlett Johansson - 85.33% (Volume 50)
Mila Kunis - 84.93% (Volume 25)
Catherine Zeta-Jones - 84.62 (Volume 33)
Jessica Biel - 84.00% (Volume 55)
Alice Eve - 83.87% (Volume 12)
Alexandra Daddario - 83.33% (Volume 114)
Shania Twain - 83.10% (Volume 100)
Halle Berry - 81.82% (Volume 104)
Ashley Judd -81.63 (Volume 78)
Kristen Bell - 81.43% (Volume 58)
Beyoncé - 78.74% (Volume 11)
Penelope Cruz - 78.13% (Volume 79)
Megan Fox - 77.78% (Volume 29)
Isla Fisher - 77.78% (Volume 73)
Eva Mendes - 77.27% (Volume 88)
Brooke Burke - 75.75% (Volume 111)
Hayden Panettiere - 74.55% (Volume 95)
Lucy Liu - 74.19% (Volume 72)
Angelina Jolie - 73.17% (Volume 2)
Cobie Smulders - 72.73% (Volume 105)
Raquel Welch - 71.43% (Volume 23)
Carmen Electra - 70.91% (Volume 67)
Marisa Tomei - 70.21% (Volume 82)
Jennifer Lopez - 69.49% (Volume 31)
Keira Knightley - 68.97% (Volume 18)
Jennifer Aniston - 68.18% (Volume 20)
Sophie Marceau - 67.35% (Volume 103)
Julianne Hough - 66.67% (Volume 108)
Zooey Deschanel - 64.29% (Volume 7)
Natalie Portman - 63.64% (Volume 63)
Rashida Jones - 63.64% (Volume 66)
January Jones - 63.59% (Volume 27)
Yvonne Strahovski - 63.33% (Volume 115)
Tiffani Thiessen - 62.22% (Volume 5)
Jane Seymour - 62.00% (Volume 61)
Heather Locklear - 61.70% (Volume 37)
Jennifer Lawrence - 67.61% (Volume 86)
Emma Stone - 61.54% (Volume 4)
Kate Hudson - 58.54% (Volume 92)
Rachel McAdams - 58.49% (Volume 14)
Kaley Cuoco - 57.41% (Volume 6)
Kate Mara - 57.41% (Volume 97)
Anna Kendrick - 56.60% (Volume 106)
Paulina Gretzky - 55.26% (Volume 109)
Susanna Hoffs - 55.00% (Volume 32)
Eva Longoria - 54.17% (Volume 9)
Jennie Finch - 53.42% (Volume 48)
Kate Winslet - 53.33% (Volume 51)
Sharon Stone - 50.91% (Volume 35)
Rosario Dawson - 50% (Volume 98)
Summer Glau - 48.39% (Volume 36)
Amanda Peet - 48.38% (Volume 107)
Amanda Bynes - 45.71% (Volume 75)
Emily Blount - 43.75% (Volume 83)
Sandra Bullock - 43.64% (Volume 49)
Zoe Saldana - 42.62% (Volume 41)
Reese Witherspoon - 42.02% (Volume 46)
Amanda Seyfried - 40.91% (Volume 30)
Rose McGowan - 40.74% (Volume 89)
Jennifer Garner - 40.38% (Volume 76)
Amy Adams - 40.00% (Volume 52)
Uma Thurman - 38.10% (Volume 54)
Melissa Stark - 36.84% (Volume 93)
Pam Anderson - 35.71% (Volume 10)
Brooke Shields - 33.33% (Volume 53)
Poppy Montgomery - 32.73% (Volume 17)
Lindsay Lohan - 31.48% (Volume 81)
Kat Dennings - 30.77% (Volume 43)
Carrie Mulligan - 26.47% (Volume 116)
Cameron Diaz - 25.76% (Volume 24)
Gweneth Paltrow - 25.53% (Volume 87)
Danica Patrick - 25.37% (Volume 15)
Michelle Trachtenberg - 25.00% (Volume 69)
Drew Barrymore - 24.49% (Volume 64)
Tina Fey - 23.73% (Volume 26)
Rose McGowan - 23.21% (Volume 90)
Christa Miller - 22.73% (Volume 99)
Kristin Chenoweth - 21.28% (Volume 94)
Julia Roberts - 19.05% (Volume 71)
Katie Holmes - 17.24% (Volume 56)
Kirsten Dunst - 16.36% (Volume 47)
Britney Spears - 16.13% (Volume 21)
Helen Mirren - 15.22% (Volume 57)
Helen Hunt - 14.71% (Volume 74)
Gillian Anderson - 14.00% (Volume 44)
Ellen Page - 13.73% (Volume 60)
Claire Danes - 13.64% (Volume 68)
Julia Stiles - 12.24% (Volume 39)
Tara Reid - 8.06% (Volume 28)
Calista Flockhart - 5.26% (Volume 65)
Meryl Streep - 5.00% (Volume 84)
Debra Messing - 3.51% (Volume 77)
Joely Richardson - 2.17% (Volume 101)
Deniese Williams - 0.00% (Volume 110)

Future list:
Shannon Elizabeth
Deborah Hersman
Emily Bett Rickards
Shakira
Marlee Matlin
Debbe Dunning
Carey Mulligan
Michelle Phillips
Jordan Carver
Taylor Cole
Longhorned's friend Becky
Vanessa Williams
Melanie Griffith
Courtney Simpson *on deck

FreeSpiritCat · Post by **FreeSpiritCat** » Fri Sep 12, 2014 9:10 pm

Maria Sharapova grew up in the US and is totally Americanized. I kind of wonder why she wants to be known as Russian.

JMarkJohns · Post by **JMarkJohns** » Fri Sep 12, 2014 9:19 pm

Hard to believe I'm the first no...

Daryl Zero · Post by **Daryl Zero** » Fri Sep 12, 2014 9:21 pm

JMarkJohns wrote:Hard to believe I'm the first no...

I don't have to look at a single picture of her. Her demeanor on the court and the loud noises she makes = automatic "no."

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Fri Sep 12, 2014 9:29 pm

Yeah, come on. Hot in every conceivable way.

Reydituto · Post by **Reydituto** » Fri Sep 12, 2014 11:30 pm

Longhorned wrote:Yeah, come on. Hot in every conceivable way.

+1

The 2 "no"s are insane ...

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Sat Sep 13, 2014 5:54 am

JMarkJohns wrote:Hard to believe I'm the first no...

Hard to believe there are any at all.

JMarkJohns · Post by **JMarkJohns** » Sat Sep 13, 2014 7:58 am

Insanity is Sharapova nearing 90%.

She's long, lean and blonde. That's it. Her face is utterly bored, and beyond the athletic nature of her frame, she's actually pretty bland.

But whatever.

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Sat Sep 13, 2014 10:30 am

JMarkJohns wrote:
She's long, lean and blonde. That's it. Her face is utterly bored, and beyond the athletic nature of her frame, she's actually pretty bland.

She's a force of nature. Strong, graceful, aggressive, and elegant. The real-life embodiment of the mythical power of Artemis. Aphrodite isn't the only hot goddess.

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Sat Sep 13, 2014 10:58 am

It as a tall person myself, I tend to enjoy very tall women, and it's really hard to find a very tall woman that is hot. So just for that she gets my vote.

Reydituto · Post by **Reydituto** » Sat Sep 13, 2014 10:59 am

Longhorned wrote:
JMarkJohns wrote:
She's long, lean and blonde. That's it. Her face is utterly bored, and beyond the athletic nature of her frame, she's actually pretty bland.

She's a force of nature. Strong, graceful, aggressive, and elegant. The real-life embodiment of the mythical power of Artemis. Aphrodite isn't the only hot goddess.

Well said.

To be that hot, and that tall, is really something ... legs for miles ...

wyo-cat · Post by **wyo-cat** » Sat Sep 13, 2014 11:32 am

Longhorned wrote:
JMarkJohns wrote:
She's long, lean and blonde. That's it. Her face is utterly bored, and beyond the athletic nature of her frame, she's actually pretty bland.

She's a force of nature. Strong, graceful, aggressive, and elegant. The real-life embodiment of the mythical power of Artemis. Aphrodite isn't the only hot goddess.

We'll said LH! Taking the "noes" to school.

pokinmik · Post by **pokinmik** » Sat Sep 13, 2014 11:46 am

I'm probably one of the most lenient people on here for giving out 'hots' but I had to say no here. She has a nice in-shape body obviously but her face bugs me and maybe she's a little too gangly and tall, I dunno. She's just never done it for me. I'd still love to hit it though of course.

scumdevils86 · Post by **scumdevils86** » Sat Sep 13, 2014 11:46 am

I guess she is...just doesn't do much for me...

JMarkJohns · Post by **JMarkJohns** » Sat Sep 13, 2014 1:12 pm

Look at the names in the 80-85% range.

She current sits at 85%.

This is entering travashamockery territory.

But continue, please...

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Sat Sep 13, 2014 1:22 pm

JMarkJohns wrote:Look at the names in the 80-85% range.

She current sits at 85%.

This is entering travashamockery territory.

But continue, please...

We can't vote 80-85%. It's hot or not. Nothing I can do to help you there.

Besides, I don't even go for the skinny blondes. This one's transcendent.

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Sat Sep 13, 2014 1:28 pm

One day my PhD thesis will be based on the statistical evidence provided by the Hot or Not, so I thank you all for participating.

It's tentatively titled, "Visual Acuity and Decision-Making in the Nerdy Arizona Fan Population Subset." Also thinking of going with, "Who The Fuck Asked For Deniese Williams?"

azcat49 · Post by **azcat49** » Sat Sep 13, 2014 1:31 pm

Looks hot to me, mostly the 6'2" and athletic. We should add Anna Pornakova as a comparison

Reydituto · Post by **Reydituto** » Sat Sep 13, 2014 6:53 pm

JMarkJohns wrote:Look at the names in the 80-85% range.

She current sits at 85%.

This is entering travashamockery territory.

But continue, please...

The traveshamockery is that it's not above 90% ... but Party on Garth ...

NYCat · Post by **NYCat** » Sat Sep 13, 2014 7:04 pm

Yes w/o a doubt

But the next hot thing in tennis is eugenie bouchard, smoke show.

illcat · Post by **illcat** » Sun Sep 14, 2014 10:24 am

Nice bod, legs that keep going, but the face is just there. Had to give her a "no".

Daryl Zero · Post by **Daryl Zero** » Sun Sep 14, 2014 7:43 pm

Reydituto · Post by **Reydituto** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 2:24 am

16 Haters in the House ... Buncha contrarians here ...

CalStateTempe · Post by **CalStateTempe** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 2:40 am

63%

what is the world coming to? She is gorgeous. What ray said...

JMarkJohns · Post by **JMarkJohns** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 7:57 am

Face does nothing for me. Lacks uniqueness, lacks intrigue. Just another face. Body is great, but plain Jane on top and I had to vote no.

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 8:21 am

JMarkJohns wrote:Face does nothing for me. Lacks uniqueness, lacks intrigue. Just another face. Body is great, but plain Jane on top and I had to vote no.

This issue with the face as a condition for hotness is becoming apparent. My guess is that some of us think the prettiness/cuteness/uniqueness is essential to hotness, while others of us regard these as two different categories. I think the former voter assesses the face and the body, and both have to be up to some kind of level to make the cut. A cute or intriguing face without that robustly throb-inducing body won't garner a yes vote, and neither will the right body without a face that's exemplary. The latter voter's criteria seem less clear to me, even if I belong to this persuasion. Maybe I don't still don't understand anything, but at least I think I do.

NYCat · Post by **NYCat** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 8:24 am

JMarkJohns · Post by **JMarkJohns** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 8:48 am

My vote requires a "yes" on both face and body.

If just one, 90% of the time I say "Not" unless my no is like a toss up.

No toss up for Maria's face. Instant meh. Not ugly, but no where near gorgeous. She has an any woman's face on a goddess body.

Hot = Smoldering, and Maria's face extinguishes.

CalStateTempe · Post by **CalStateTempe** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 9:38 am

JMarkJohns wrote:Face does nothing for me. Lacks uniqueness, lacks intrigue. Just another face. Body is great, but plain Jane on top and I had to vote no.

I dunno man. No offense but your former friend who you posted to the site a few weeks ago wasnt that much to write home about. Objectively speaking I felt her face was very plain jane.

To each their own.

Reydituto · Post by **Reydituto** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 12:14 pm

See, I find her face to be captivating ... beautiful, pouty yet bright, with that classic Russian balancing act of stoicism and coquettishness, and a great smile, certainly not lacking "uniqueness" ... I'd launch a 1,000 ships for her ...

Plus, I'm sure she's just like any regular gal, let's go through a day in the life of Maria ...

Making sure to stretch the glutes before a rally ...

"Why aren't I at the beach?"

"That's better ..."

The picture behind that picture ...

Pointing & Laughing at fools who don't think she's hot ... [nelson]"Ha-Hah!!"[/nelson]

Almost forgot about my Cole Haan fashion shoot!

Getting ready for a night on the town ... (This to me is sooooo extremely sexy ...)

Didn't like that first dress after all ... changed into this little number ...

Time for bed ... why are all these cameras in my room? OK, another fashion shoot, but let's make it quick, I'll just put on this jacket ...

At the end of the day, she finished the polling at 62.79%, which is just between Yvonne Strahovski (63.33%), and Tiffani Thiessen (62.22%). I'm generally fine than that, think she's hotter than both of those women, but I also voted yes for those two and think they're pretty hot as well, so it's good company. I still think some of the "nos" are contrarian votes submitted after a few here came out so strongly against the early "No" contingent, but C'est la vie.

catgrad97 · Post by **catgrad97** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 12:45 pm

Sharapova is way hotter than both of those. Should be 75 percent but some of us are stuck on this high-cheekbone craniology nonsense.

azcat49 · Post by **azcat49** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 12:56 pm

That one with her on the bed putting on her shoe is yowza. Super sexy. Well done Rey, well done. Can you help Courtney Simpson get a few votes LOL

Reydituto · Post by **Reydituto** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 1:29 pm

catgrad97 wrote:Sharapova is way hotter than both of those. Should be 75 percent but some of us are stuck on this high-cheekbone craniology nonsense.

True. I was being nice.

If I had to properly slot her, I'd put her between Jessica Biel and Alice Eve ... figuratively, and literally if I could ...

azcat49 wrote:That one with her on the bed putting on her shoe is yowza. Super sexy. Well done Rey, well done. Can you help Courtney Simpson get a few votes LOL

Not even I could help that out J ...

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 2:23 pm

Rey bringing it.

This result is just as confusing as the one for Raquel Welch.

Alieberman · Post by **Alieberman** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 2:35 pm

I voted hot but I totally understand the nots

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 2:37 pm

When she was photographed professionally early in her career they always went overboard with the smoky eyes, probably to counter her baby fat face that gave her a more teen look even though her body was all woman. Seems like they've corrected that recently and allowed her naturally beautiful facial features to shine through.

In other words JMark, if you have any issues with her face you should probably take them up with your fellow photogs.

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 2:38 pm

Alieberman wrote:I voted hot but I totally understand the nots

Alison Brie on the other hand....

Alieberman · Post by **Alieberman** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 2:56 pm

Longhorned wrote:
Alieberman wrote:I voted hot but I totally understand the nots
Alison Brie on the other hand....

I make no excuses for those idiots

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Mon Mar 07, 2016 2:27 pm

wyo-cat · Post by **wyo-cat** » Mon Mar 07, 2016 2:58 pm

Drug use is very hot.

Alieberman · Post by **Alieberman** » Mon Mar 07, 2016 3:21 pm

What ever happened to this contest?

I didn't become a premium member of beardownwildcats for the basketball info

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Mon Mar 07, 2016 3:38 pm

Did she smoke a joint because she showed her boobs and then I placed my mouth on her neck? Sorry, I'm not sure what just happened while I typed that.

97cats · Post by **97cats** » Mon Mar 07, 2016 5:47 pm

i would totally fuck her

JMarkJohns · Post by **JMarkJohns** » Mon Mar 07, 2016 5:49 pm

[quote="Alieberman"]What ever happened to this contest?

I didn't become a premium member of beardownwildcats for the basketball info[/quote]

Speaking for myself, I have zero time. I literally barely post anymore without having to construct polls, find pictures, create seedings, etc.

I'd love to.

But life as an academic spoiled me. I worked damn hard, but nothing like I'm working now.

Sorry. Maybe one day.

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Mon Mar 07, 2016 5:54 pm

JMarkJohns wrote:
Alieberman wrote:What ever happened to this contest?

I didn't become a premium member of beardownwildcats for the basketball info
Speaking for myself, I have zero time. I literally barely post anymore without having to construct polls, find pictures, create seedings, etc.

I'd love to.

But life as an academic spoiled me. I worked damn hard, but nothing like I'm working now.

Sorry. Maybe one day.

I think I'll go ahead and put a tourney together based on the last group of picks then.

Coop Cat · Post by **Coop Cat** » Tue Mar 08, 2016 9:32 am

Losing lots of sponsorships!

JMarkJohns · Post by **JMarkJohns** » Tue Mar 08, 2016 9:38 am

Coop Cat wrote:Losing lots of sponsorships!

Which seems unfair since it was a substance just recently banned and was something she used for like a decade legally.

Overreaction.

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Wed Jun 08, 2016 8:21 am

Alieberman · Post by **Alieberman** » Wed Jun 08, 2016 8:25 am

Doping is hot

CalStateTempe · Post by **CalStateTempe** » Wed Jun 08, 2016 8:36 am

I see nothing wrong with this.

I could dope on sharapova.

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