Happy Birthday Longhorned!
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Re: Happy Birthday Longhorned!
fuck yes -- happy bday
Re: Happy Birthday Longhorned!
Happy bday and hope you make it a super fantastic day!
Waiting at the Rose Bowl patiently for the cats to arrive
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"I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more wildcat sports"
2019 BDW Survivor Pool Champion
Re: Happy Birthday Longhorned!
Happy Birthday buddy!
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Kind of wrong, but fitting:
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Happy Birthday to you to, Mr. Bug! And thanks to all.
I still don't really celebrate birthdays, but Carolina barbecue will be involved, if that counts for something.
I still don't really celebrate birthdays, but Carolina barbecue will be involved, if that counts for something.
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Happy birthday! I hear you're really getting long in the horn. Have a nap.
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Always thought that the mothers should be celebrated on their child's birthday, not the child. Kid didn't do near the work involved the mom did.Longhorned wrote: I still don't really celebrate birthdays
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Are you thinking that the family should massage the mother's private parts? Sort of therapy for a missing limb? Phantom birth pain?Merkin wrote:Always thought that the mothers should be celebrated on their child's birthday, not the child. Kid didn't do near the work involved the mom did.Longhorned wrote: I still don't really celebrate birthdays
Erlich Bachmann: Richard wrote the code, yes, but the inspiration was clear. Let me ask you something. How fast do you think you could jack off every guy in this room? Cause I know how long it would take me. And I could prove it.
Re: Happy Birthday Longhorned!
fuck yes -- happy bday