Getting a hot stone massage.
The massage therapist accidentally brushing her hand against your crotch.
The massage therapist accidentally brushing her hand against your crotch two more times until you start to wonder if she's doing it on purpose.
Ahhhhhh . . . . and that's been my afternoon so far.
Oh, and I've started drinking bourbon . . . . because fuck it, it's Friday.
Simple Pleasures
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Chicat
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Simple Pleasures
Of the 12 coaches, Rush picked the one whose fans have the deepest passion, the longest memories, the greatest lung capacity and … did I mention deep passion?
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JMarkJohns
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Haha this was my thread at TOS where I told how I quoted Scrubs "Daily, Nightly, Ever-So Rightly" in the space they had next to "Sex:_______________________" on a new patient chart at a doctors office.
Still not sure why it pissed off VoltronX the way it did.
Still not sure why it pissed off VoltronX the way it did.
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[youtube]sjzinJ4QeHo[/youtube]
Erlich Bachmann: Richard wrote the code, yes, but the inspiration was clear. Let me ask you something. How fast do you think you could jack off every guy in this room? Cause I know how long it would take me. And I could prove it.
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Corny magic tricks where the magician is exposed as a boob...
TA DA!
TA DA!
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Chicat
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Getting a pedicure right now with my wife.
No, I'm not joking. My heels are getting scrubbed even as I type this.
Our kids' daycare offers once a month free date nights. They take the kids from 5 to 10 on a Saturday night and you get to reconnect with your significant other.
Tonight we're getting pedicures then going out for oysters and then later I'm going to make the Mrs' newly painted toes curl.
No, I'm not joking. My heels are getting scrubbed even as I type this.
Our kids' daycare offers once a month free date nights. They take the kids from 5 to 10 on a Saturday night and you get to reconnect with your significant other.
Tonight we're getting pedicures then going out for oysters and then later I'm going to make the Mrs' newly painted toes curl.
Of the 12 coaches, Rush picked the one whose fans have the deepest passion, the longest memories, the greatest lung capacity and … did I mention deep passion?
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Re: Simple Pleasures
Said with a Boston accent:Daryl Zero wrote:[youtube]sjzinJ4QeHo[/youtube]
"You know why there are only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a can of Bahstun Baked Beans?"
"Because one more would be two farty"
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Re: Simple Pleasures
Flirting with the cashier, and then going back and complaining that she short-changed you.