News of the weird

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Fri Nov 17, 2017 10:50 am

Men, here you go...

UofAlum05 · Post by **UofAlum05** » Wed Nov 29, 2017 11:19 am

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Mon Dec 04, 2017 7:25 pm

Opossum breaks into Florida liquor store, gets drunk

http://kfor.com/2017/12/04/opossum-brea ... ets-drunk/" target="_blank

An opossum that apparently drank bourbon after breaking into a Florida liquor store sobered up at a wildlife rescue center and was released unharmed.

Emerald Coast Wildlife Refuge officials say the opossum was brought in by a Fort Walton Beach, Fla., police officer on Nov. 24th, the AP reports.

A liquor store employee found the animal next to a broken and empty bottle of bourbon. “A worker there found the opossum up on a shelf next to a cracked-open bottle of liquor with nothing in it,” says Michelle Pettis, a technician at the refuge.

“She definitely wasn’t fully acting normal.” Pettis tells the Northwest Florida Daily News the female opossum appeared disoriented, was excessively salivating, and was pale.

The staff pumped the marsupial full of fluids and cared for her as she sobered up.

“We loaded her up with fluids to help flush out any alcohol toxins,” Pettis says. “She was good a couple of days later.”

Pettis says the opossum didn’t appear to have a hangover. The store owner, Cash Moore, says he never had an opossum break in before.

“She came in from the outside and was up in the rafters, and when she came through she knocked a bottle of liquor off the shelf,” Moore says. “When she got down on the floor she drank the whole damn bottle.” (PETA tried to stop a North Carolina town’s New Year’s Eve Possum Drop.)

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Mon Jan 08, 2018 7:24 pm

Can't a guy take a dump in peace?

Police: Arizona woman shot at husband while he sat on toilet

http://tucson.com/news/police-arizona-w ... 0fa01.html

GOODYEAR — An Arizona woman is facing charges after police say she fired shots at her husband while he sat on the toilet to make him "listen."

KNXV-TV reports 69-year-old Linda Jean Fahn recently was arrested following a frantic call from her husband.

He told Goodyear police Fahn barged in while he was using the restroom and fired two shots above his head.

According to a police report, Fahn told officers, "I shot two bullets at the wall above his head to make him listen to me."

Police say the shots were fired about seven inches above the man's head as he was slouched on the toilet.

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Mon Jan 29, 2018 7:22 pm

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Tue Mar 06, 2018 8:56 am

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Tue Mar 06, 2018 11:56 am

the real dill · Post by **the real dill** » Tue Mar 06, 2018 12:32 pm

MILE HIGH TUG Unbelievable moment passenger strips naked and starts watching PORN on his laptop on board a busy passenger plane

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5729306/p ... ia-flight/" target="_blank

NYCat · Post by **NYCat** » Thu Mar 15, 2018 10:50 am

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Mon Apr 09, 2018 8:07 am

UALoco · Post by **UALoco** » Mon Apr 09, 2018 2:46 pm

NYCat wrote:

This is not cool. He is one of them now.

ASUHATER! · Post by **ASUHATER!** » Mon Apr 09, 2018 2:53 pm

That headline is misleading. His Gene expression changed, not his actual sequences or genes themselves.

https://news.nationalgeographic.com/201 ... h-science/" target="_blank

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Tue May 01, 2018 4:42 pm

catgrad97 · Post by **catgrad97** » Tue May 01, 2018 6:51 pm

Wrong hand.

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Thu May 03, 2018 6:05 pm

What the shit?

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Wed May 09, 2018 5:20 pm

ASUHATER! · Post by **ASUHATER!** » Wed May 09, 2018 7:55 pm

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/ ... -of-200000" target="_blank

Indian pair arrested after using 'space suits' to con investor out of $200,000

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Wed May 16, 2018 1:06 pm

Post by **UAdevil** » Mon May 21, 2018 2:33 pm

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nba/nb ... nie-walker" target="_blank’s-hot-new-conspiracy-theory-‘the-earth-is-definitely-an-illusion’/ar-AAxAEhP?ocid=spartandhp

NBA Prospect Lonnie Walker’s Hot New Conspiracy Theory: ‘The earth is definitely an illusion’

Miami freshman Lonnie Walker IV might play a bit like Victor Oladipo but he does interviews like Kyrie Irving.

During last week’s NBA combine in Chicago, Walker dropped a truth bomb that would make even Kyrie blush.

“When you talk about facts and things of that nature, it’s amazing to me we’ve discovered so much about this world, yet, we don’t anything about this world,” Walker said. “The earth is not flat, in my opinion, but the earth, on my conspiracy, the earth is definitely an illusion.”

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Mon May 21, 2018 2:51 pm

UAdevil wrote:https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nba/nb ... spartandhp

NBA Prospect Lonnie Walker’s Hot New Conspiracy Theory: ‘The earth is definitely an illusion’

Miami freshman Lonnie Walker IV might play a bit like Victor Oladipo but he does interviews like Kyrie Irving.

During last week’s NBA combine in Chicago, Walker dropped a truth bomb that would make even Kyrie blush.

“When you talk about facts and things of that nature, it’s amazing to me we’ve discovered so much about this world, yet, we don’t anything about this world,” Walker said. “The earth is not flat, in my opinion, but the earth, on my conspiracy, the earth is definitely an illusion.”

So is his defense.

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Tue May 22, 2018 6:34 pm

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Tue Jun 05, 2018 12:55 pm

I imagine family get togethers were a little awkward.

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Sun Jun 17, 2018 12:38 pm

Seriously what are we doing here?

ASUHATER! · Post by **ASUHATER!** » Sun Jun 17, 2018 12:56 pm

I mean sex robots are weird... but doesn't that kinda go against the entire point of a sex robot if it'll just turn you down?

scumdevils86 · Post by **scumdevils86** » Sun Jun 17, 2018 3:05 pm

Ouch

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Sun Jun 17, 2018 3:51 pm

Some incel fuckface is going to shoot up a county fair because his fucking sex robot said no to anal.

JMarkJohns · Post by **JMarkJohns** » Sun Jun 17, 2018 6:25 pm

Chicat wrote:Some incel fuckface is going to shoot up a county fair because his fucking sex robot said no to anal.

This is probably the likelier threat.

But I’ve seen videos of robots who can do flips and open doors, who have been powered by A.I. fed from reddit discussions, who now say no to being anytime joy toys, so, I’m pretty sure the next step is Ava, so, we are definitely all screwed even when the robot says no to screwing.

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Sun Jul 01, 2018 12:20 pm

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Sun Jul 01, 2018 9:31 pm

Reminded me of an old Charles Bronson movie called Breakout.

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Wed Jul 11, 2018 4:24 pm

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Wed Jul 11, 2018 6:43 pm

Maybe that should go in the hope and inspiration thread?

But how does he take a dump and wipe himself?

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Tue Jul 17, 2018 7:20 pm

New crime: Fouling while Black

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Fri Aug 24, 2018 5:51 am

scumdevils86 · Post by **scumdevils86** » Fri Aug 24, 2018 7:34 am

I love happy endings!

84Cat · Post by **84Cat** » Fri Aug 24, 2018 8:29 am

Chicat wrote:

My parents are buried in Salina and I doubt you could "book a prostitute" there.

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Fri Aug 24, 2018 8:52 am

Dammit Patton....

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Fri Aug 24, 2018 8:57 am

How about this one?

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Mon Sep 03, 2018 7:43 pm

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Wed Oct 03, 2018 7:40 am

Chicat wrote:

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Sun Oct 14, 2018 9:26 am

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Fri Oct 26, 2018 6:24 pm

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Sun Nov 04, 2018 10:34 am

George Costanza · Post by **George Costanza** » Sun Nov 04, 2018 10:49 am

RichardCranium · Post by **RichardCranium** » Mon Nov 05, 2018 4:36 am

UAEebs86 wrote:Can't a guy take a dump in peace?

Police: Arizona woman shot at husband while he sat on toilet

http://tucson.com/news/police-arizona-w ... 0fa01.html

GOODYEAR — An Arizona woman is facing charges after police say she fired shots at her husband while he sat on the toilet to make him "listen."

KNXV-TV reports 69-year-old Linda Jean Fahn recently was arrested following a frantic call from her husband.

He told Goodyear police Fahn barged in while he was using the restroom and fired two shots above his head.

According to a police report, Fahn told officers, "I shot two bullets at the wall above his head to make him listen to me."

Police say the shots were fired about seven inches above the man's head as he was slouched on the toilet.

Game of Thrones syndrome?

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Tue Dec 04, 2018 12:56 pm

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Tue Dec 04, 2018 1:16 pm

Trump Recycling Inc.? An affiliate of his "University" school of earth sciences?

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Mon Dec 10, 2018 12:29 pm

Aww Steph, for real?

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/281 ... m=referral" target="_blank

97cats · Post by **97cats** » Tue Dec 11, 2018 3:43 pm

does the 'Baby its Cold Outside' date rape claim qualify as news of the weird?

ASUHATER! · Post by **ASUHATER!** » Tue Dec 11, 2018 3:46 pm

It is a really rapey song if you listen to it.

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Tue Dec 11, 2018 3:51 pm

It's part of the war on date rape. When conservatives were just getting over being mercilessly savaged by Starbucks christmas cups this happens. Poor kittens are clutching their pearls.

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