Jolie in her prime may have been more uniquely beautiful, but her personality has always been a downer. Daddario almost by default for me. (Susan Sarandon's gentics FTW)
But in my book, you gotta get to White Castle before the weirdos show up!
Tonight he gets Happy-Go-Jackie on the big white guy like a donkey eating a waffle!
Sweet Sassy Molassey, get out the checkbook and pay Grandma for the rubdown!