Hot/Not Round 1: #24 Jessica Biel vs. #41 Raquel Welch

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Wed Oct 15, 2014 6:48 pm

Hot/Not Round 1: #24 Jessica Biel vs. #41 Raquel Welch

Jessica Biel

Raquel Welch

JMarkJohns · Post by **JMarkJohns** » Wed Oct 15, 2014 8:01 pm

This is a ridiculous mathcup, especially this early. Unfair to one, for sure. Both have Sweet 16 potential, but I'm gonna vote for Biel.

I might change later, but for now, that's the choice.

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Wed Oct 15, 2014 8:08 pm

I don't know who Jessica Biel is but it's hard to imagine too many in this world hotter than Raquel Welch. How she's 41st on anyone's list seems like something went wrong.

77HoyaCat4Ever · Post by **77HoyaCat4Ever** » Wed Oct 15, 2014 9:58 pm

How can Raquel not win this? One of the hottest women of all time.

gumby · Post by **gumby** » Wed Oct 15, 2014 10:13 pm

Welch, an all-timer.

azcat49 · Post by **azcat49** » Wed Oct 15, 2014 10:40 pm

I am a huge Biel fan but I would have to think if you are over 40 thatnot many can beat Welch.

PieceOfMeat · Post by **PieceOfMeat** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 12:03 am

azcat49 wrote:I am a huge Biel fan but I would have to think if you are over 40 thatnot many can beat Welch.

Speak for yourself

Biel is my vote on this one.

CalStateTempe · Post by **CalStateTempe** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 12:07 am

azcat49 wrote:I am a huge Biel fan but I would have to think if you are over 40 thatnot many can beat Welch.

Speak for yourself...I'm under forty and I second you, hoya, and the rest...

Welch!

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 5:26 am

Raquel Welch has killed more kittens than any woman alive or dead.

Raquel Welch has been number 1 hottest of all time on my list.

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 6:39 am

41? I mean, 41? On any list?

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 7:37 am

I wonder if Stephen Collins ever showed Biel his wiener on that awful 7th Heaven show?

Daryl Zero · Post by **Daryl Zero** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 9:04 am

Longhorned wrote:I don't know who Jessica Biel is but it's hard to imagine too many in this world hotter than Raquel Welch. How she's 41st on anyone's list seems like something went wrong.

That's my thought. Raquel was the crush of my life as a kid. I hope better pics are posted of her.

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 9:12 am

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 9:16 am

azcat49 · Post by **azcat49** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 9:17 am

Raquel and Farrah, bookend beauties of my youth

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 9:19 am

Awesome Greg, but I don't think this is Raquel. Unless massive makeup and photoshop. Just too modern of an image for what her age is now.

Just to toss another 1 Million Years BC image:

PieceOfMeat · Post by **PieceOfMeat** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 9:56 am

Welch obviously always had the bod. Her face just never did it for me though. Not ugly of course, just never hit me as a great beauty or anything.

Kinda surprised this one is a tie though, I figured Welch would win this.
Though, on tiebreaker, looks like she will.

Coop Cat · Post by **Coop Cat** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 10:01 am

My vote was for Biel. Always been a big fan.

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 10:09 am

Welch

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 10:15 am

This poll the equivalent of:

"Who is greater? Bill Russell or Anthony Davis?"

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 10:16 am

Biel was extremely hot in her post TV days, but don't think she has aged that well, unlike Welch.

gumby · Post by **gumby** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 10:37 am

Merkin wrote:I wonder if Stephen Collins ever showed Biel his wiener on that awful 7th Heaven show?

Triangle & Too's favorite show.

catgrad97 · Post by **catgrad97** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 10:50 am

Raquel Welch is the 1997 Arizona of this tournament.

One Hundred Rifles took out at least three of my No. 1 seeds. And that was before home video.

One of the less bright bulbs in Hollywood, but supreme hotness. Right up there with Monroe, no question.

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 11:04 am

catgrad97 wrote:Raquel Welch is the 1997 Arizona of this tournament.

One Hundred Rifles took out at least three of my No. 1 seeds. And that was before home video.

One of the less bright bulbs in Hollywood, but supreme hotness. Right up there with Monroe, no question.

Her pistol isn't so bad either.

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 11:44 am

Raquel was hot in the 60s...

And in her 60s!

Reydituto · Post by **Reydituto** » Fri Oct 17, 2014 12:43 am

This is an Elite Eight matchup IMO, but I went with Welch, who as others said, is an all-timer ...

NYCat · Post by **NYCat** » Tue Oct 21, 2014 5:57 pm

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Tue Oct 21, 2014 6:41 pm

This poll result makes me ashamed of the heterosexual race.

Alieberman · Post by **Alieberman** » Wed Oct 22, 2014 3:58 am

Who's gonna break the tie and decide the outcome?

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Wed Oct 22, 2014 6:03 am

Alieberman wrote:Who's gonna break the tie and decide the outcome?

I think J stated that the tie breaker will be the amount of posts in the thread.

gumby · Post by **gumby** » Wed Oct 22, 2014 7:53 am

Longhorned wrote:This poll the equivalent of:

"Who is greater? Bill Russell or Anthony Davis?"

Yes. Go ahead, kids, disrespect an entire generation. Raquel Welch made me bendable.

Gato Salvaje · Post by **Gato Salvaje** » Wed Oct 22, 2014 8:07 am

Team Raquel

JMarkJohns · Post by **JMarkJohns** » Wed Oct 22, 2014 8:55 am

Tie breaker is total of posts stating votes.

I should update mine. Upon further review, my call is reversed, and I'm voting for Raquel.

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Wed Oct 22, 2014 9:11 am

NYCat wrote:

Scary sex face.

All Raquel, all day long. She's a GILF.

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Wed Oct 22, 2014 9:11 am

Jessica Biel is smokin' hot, but Raquel is a goddess, and has been for decades. Easy call here, and I would gladly pull my votes from other contests just to give them to her.

PieceOfMeat · Post by **PieceOfMeat** » Wed Oct 22, 2014 9:14 am

....and Welch pulls ahead....

BigSkyCatinMT · Post by **BigSkyCatinMT** » Wed Oct 22, 2014 9:42 am

I just voted for Raquel. Now I'm posting for her. Q is, is she hotter than daughter Tahnee?

Daryl Zero · Post by **Daryl Zero** » Wed Oct 22, 2014 11:09 am

Team Raquel.

CalStateTempe · Post by **CalStateTempe** » Wed Oct 22, 2014 11:16 am

Team Raquel

azcat49 · Post by **azcat49** » Wed Oct 22, 2014 11:25 am

Team Raquel. Move them both through. This would be a loss that would be tough to get over.

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Wed Oct 22, 2014 11:30 am

But will take a breather

Alieberman · Post by **Alieberman** » Wed Oct 22, 2014 11:56 am

This was a tough one for me. I feel like I should vote for Raquel, but JB does it for me.

97cats · Post by **97cats** » Wed Oct 22, 2014 12:05 pm

Biel is one of the current women alive that my wife is permitted to bump vagina's with if she was so inclined??

that being said -- i voted for Welch

BigSkyCatinMT · Post by **BigSkyCatinMT** » Wed Oct 22, 2014 12:11 pm

Just like American Idol, the tie will be broken by overactive teen hormones. Go Raquel!

Bear Down Vegas · Post by **Bear Down Vegas** » Wed Oct 22, 2014 12:17 pm

I like Beil but it's very, very close. Bummed to see either lose.

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Wed Oct 22, 2014 12:19 pm

Bear Down Vegas wrote:I like Beil but it's very, very close. Bummed to see either lose.

You would think this would be a Final Four battle, not first round.

azcat49 · Post by **azcat49** » Wed Oct 22, 2014 12:22 pm

I agree, JB is very hot and would get my vote in most polls but just not this one. Take a look at the pic of RW at age 73 at a hollywood award deal, she still looks great. Also, how many in this poll have a hot look alike daughter who appeared in playboy (Tahnee in 1995). Raquel is just a classic and deserves a run

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Wed Oct 22, 2014 12:22 pm

Merkin wrote:
Bear Down Vegas wrote:I like Beil but it's very, very close. Bummed to see either lose.

You would think this would be a Final Four battle, not first round.

It reminds of our tournament game with Providence.

NYCat · Post by **NYCat** » Wed Oct 22, 2014 12:37 pm

Raquel Welch is Latin?

This is though, Welch just doesn't do anything for me.

BTW she only looks great at 70+ because of plastic surgery, that's a neg

I think I changed my own mind by the end of this, I'll go w/ Welch.

Azgreg you picked some monotonous pics of Raquel Welch.

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Wed Oct 22, 2014 12:50 pm

Roller Derby for the win!

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