What's for Breakfast??

97cats · Post by **97cats** » Fri Jun 18, 2021 10:19 am

g, have you tried Colon Blow?

im told to get the equal fiber content of one bowl of Colon Blow you would have to eat about 30,000 bowls of normal oat bran cereal -- thats over 10 bowls a day for 8.5 years.

look into it

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Fri Jun 18, 2021 10:20 am

Don't forget Super Colon Blow

97cats · Post by **97cats** » Fri Jun 18, 2021 10:21 am

i havent, it would take over 2.5million bowls of the normal oat bran cereal to equal the fiber content of one bowl of Super Colon Blow

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Fri Jun 18, 2021 10:25 am

97cats wrote: ↑Fri Jun 18, 2021 10:21 am i havent, it would take over 2.5million bowls of the normal oat bran cereal to equal the fiber content of one bowl of Super Colon Blow

scumdevils86 · Post by **scumdevils86** » Fri Jun 18, 2021 10:42 am

Yea I mean I don't eat stuff like what Greg posted every day, not even weekly. But I just can't fathom eating the same thing for breakfast or lunch every day. My buddy does that when he's being healthier. Same like 2 or 3 things for breakfast and lunch max for MONTHS.

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Fri Jun 18, 2021 11:11 am

azgreg wrote: ↑Fri Jun 18, 2021 8:18 am Berry Colossal Crunch motherfuckers!

True story: A woman sued whatever company makes Cap'n Crunch for false advertising, claiming damage to her health for years of eating what she thought were real berries. The judge said the company had zero liability because the plaintiff is clearly an idiot.

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Sat Jun 26, 2021 7:04 am

Just walked into a Denny's and it's empty. No customers and didn't see any workers for a few minutes. Weird.

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Sat Jun 26, 2021 8:49 am

We went to Black Bear Diner a couple weeks ago. There was only one other table in use, then they left, and we were the only ones.

They are closed Wednesdays now, and still closed for dinner. They said they cannot hire anyone to stay open longer.

scumdevils86 · Post by **scumdevils86** » Sat Jun 26, 2021 9:06 am

Sounds like they should slash executive pay and bonuses by 10% and raise prices by 10% then they could probably afford to pay everyone $15+/hr with benefits. Would be easy to staff it then and they'd be making more money than they currently are. Easy.

wyo-cat · Post by **wyo-cat** » Sat Jun 26, 2021 9:23 am

There’s a Denny’s and First Watch near my house. They seem pretty damn busy each day.

Oracle and River

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Fri Jul 23, 2021 8:21 am

What do you think is in here?

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Fri Jul 23, 2021 10:37 am

Heart Disease

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Fri Jul 23, 2021 10:44 am

Depends. Where has is already been?

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Fri Jul 23, 2021 10:57 am

I asked the girl who was cooking in the food truck what was in it and she said chicken. The girl outside the truck taking the money said chicken..........and some cat.

It turned out to be chicken and green chilis. It was actually pretty tasty.

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Fri Jul 23, 2021 10:58 am

That burrito appears to be covered in canned tomato soup. So my guess about what's inside is grilled cheese sandwiches.

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Fri Jul 23, 2021 10:59 am

azgreg wrote: ↑Fri Jul 23, 2021 8:21 am What do you think is in here?

Maybe you're a horrible food photographer and shouldn't work for a cookbook publishing company.

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Fri Jul 23, 2021 11:00 am

Longhorned wrote: ↑Fri Jul 23, 2021 10:59 am
azgreg wrote: ↑Fri Jul 23, 2021 8:21 am What do you think is in here?

Maybe you're a horrible food photographer and shouldn't work for a cookbook publishing company.

In his defense, has anything ever looked good slopped onto a styrofoam plate?

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Fri Jul 23, 2021 12:01 pm

Chicat wrote: ↑Fri Jul 23, 2021 11:00 am
Longhorned wrote: ↑Fri Jul 23, 2021 10:59 am
azgreg wrote: ↑Fri Jul 23, 2021 8:21 am What do you think is in here?

Maybe you're a horrible food photographer and shouldn't work for a cookbook publishing company.
In his defense, has anything ever looked good slopped onto a styrofoam plate?

Fish tacos.

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Tue Aug 24, 2021 7:02 pm

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Tue Aug 24, 2021 8:33 pm

One of the best Twitter accounts out there.

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Sun Feb 13, 2022 10:41 am

Good thing we went to Baja Cafe this morning.

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Wed Mar 09, 2022 7:46 am

310 calorie banana date oatmeal:

In a jar in the fridge, I soak 225 grams of steel cut oats in 10 ounces of water with 5 grams of salt. Every day I heat up 100 grams of that with a little water and a medjool date, and then add a banana.

Osborn · Post by **Osborn** » Wed Mar 09, 2022 9:29 am

Longhorned wrote: ↑Wed Mar 09, 2022 7:46 am 310 calorie banana date oatmeal:

In a jar in the fridge, I soak 225 grams of steel cut oats in 10 ounces of water with 5 grams of salt. Every day I heat up 100 grams of that with a little water and a medjool date, and then add a banana.

Great start, yeah? I also add flax meal and chia seeds + more water. Top with banana and frozen wild blueberries plus some PB (and sometimes choco pea protein) and eat between 9-10 am. Full for hrs and sometimes don't want to eat lunch until after 2pm.

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Wed Mar 09, 2022 9:38 am

Osborn wrote: ↑Wed Mar 09, 2022 9:29 am
Longhorned wrote: ↑Wed Mar 09, 2022 7:46 am 310 calorie banana date oatmeal:

In a jar in the fridge, I soak 225 grams of steel cut oats in 10 ounces of water with 5 grams of salt. Every day I heat up 100 grams of that with a little water and a medjool date, and then add a banana.
Great start, yeah? I also add flax meal and chia seeds + more water. Top with banana and frozen wild blueberries plus some PB (and sometimes choco pea protein) and eat between 9-10 am. Full for hrs and sometimes don't want to eat lunch until after 2pm.

Okay you left the 310 calorie zone. I ride my bike and that's it.

Osborn · Post by **Osborn** » Wed Mar 09, 2022 11:13 am

Longhorned wrote: ↑Wed Mar 09, 2022 9:38 am
Osborn wrote: ↑Wed Mar 09, 2022 9:29 am
Longhorned wrote: ↑Wed Mar 09, 2022 7:46 am 310 calorie banana date oatmeal:

In a jar in the fridge, I soak 225 grams of steel cut oats in 10 ounces of water with 5 grams of salt. Every day I heat up 100 grams of that with a little water and a medjool date, and then add a banana.
Great start, yeah? I also add flax meal and chia seeds + more water. Top with banana and frozen wild blueberries plus some PB (and sometimes choco pea protein) and eat between 9-10 am. Full for hrs and sometimes don't want to eat lunch until after 2pm.
Okay you left the 310 calorie zone. I ride my bike and that's it.

Yes. Mostly from the PB, but the protein and fat (usually) stops me from snacking another 300+ of empty cals until lunch, so it works for me.

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Wed Mar 09, 2022 4:27 pm

Just gunge a pint of Guiness and call it good.

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Wed Mar 09, 2022 4:28 pm

Longhorned wrote: ↑Wed Mar 09, 2022 9:38 am
Osborn wrote: ↑Wed Mar 09, 2022 9:29 am
Longhorned wrote: ↑Wed Mar 09, 2022 7:46 am 310 calorie banana date oatmeal:

In a jar in the fridge, I soak 225 grams of steel cut oats in 10 ounces of water with 5 grams of salt. Every day I heat up 100 grams of that with a little water and a medjool date, and then add a banana.
Great start, yeah? I also add flax meal and chia seeds + more water. Top with banana and frozen wild blueberries plus some PB (and sometimes choco pea protein) and eat between 9-10 am. Full for hrs and sometimes don't want to eat lunch until after 2pm.
Okay you left the 310 calorie zone. I ride my bike and that's it.

Don't forget the Super Colon Blow.

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Wed Mar 30, 2022 8:25 am

Chorizo, potato, and eggs.

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Thu Mar 31, 2022 12:10 pm

azgreg wrote: ↑Wed Mar 30, 2022 8:25 am Chorizo, potato, and eggs.

Better yet when all that's stuffed inside a Sonoran flour tortilla.

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Mon Apr 18, 2022 6:39 am

Are you supposed to feel good after eating Lucky Charms?

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Mon Apr 18, 2022 8:51 am

Damn right you're supposed to feel good .....if a diabetic coma is what you're after.

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Mon Apr 18, 2022 9:33 am

My kid gets a box of it if we're in an Air BnB on vacation. This last trip she realized they aren't actually good.

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Sun Apr 24, 2022 10:19 am

Green chile pork huevos rancheros at MartAnne's in Flagstaff

EastCoastCat · Post by **EastCoastCat** » Mon Apr 25, 2022 6:42 am

Dunkin Donuts coffee and a glazed donut stick.

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Mon Apr 25, 2022 10:17 am

All Circle K's in the state of Arizona are magnets for the most incredibly seedy clientele. I was pulling up yesterday morning, and out walks this guy with a black eye, bruised face, and grease all over his clothes. He was eating some kind of big danish he just bought or shoplifted inside. I thought, man, he looks happy, and man, does that look good.

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Fri Apr 29, 2022 8:29 am

wyo-cat · Post by **wyo-cat** » Sun May 15, 2022 1:15 pm

Sunday is Brunch day at El Chinito Gordo.

Chilaquiles w/ house made chorizo. Outta sight.

Jefe · Post by **Jefe** » Mon May 16, 2022 3:48 pm

Maico on 22nd/Park. Amazing burritos

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Fri Aug 19, 2022 10:03 am

ASUHATER! · Post by **ASUHATER!** » Fri Aug 19, 2022 1:14 pm

I mean I like beans and I like potatoes

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Fri Aug 19, 2022 1:42 pm

ASUHATER! wrote: ↑Fri Aug 19, 2022 1:14 pm I mean I like beans and I like potatoes

I like fruit and I like cake, but..................

EastCoastCat · Post by **EastCoastCat** » Fri Aug 19, 2022 1:46 pm

I like Reese's and I like bacon but........

Hey, wait a minute, that sounds interesting!

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Fri Aug 19, 2022 2:05 pm

EastCoastCat wrote: ↑Fri Aug 19, 2022 1:46 pm I like Reese's and I like bacon but........

Hey, wait a minute, that sounds interesting!

The thing that sounded the worst but tastes fantastic is Denny's bacon shake.

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Tue Aug 30, 2022 8:16 am

How to ruin a smoothie.
Step one: add kale
Step two: look at step one

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Fri Oct 07, 2022 8:53 am

^One time Jamba Juice was giving away free kale smoothies. Wasn't worth the walk.

Now this...

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Fri Jun 09, 2023 10:12 am

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Wed Apr 24, 2024 8:17 pm

RichardCranium · Post by **RichardCranium** » Mon May 06, 2024 8:49 pm

For breakfast today I had lunch.

I was supposed to get an ultrasound this morning at 8:30 which required a 6 hour fast beforehand (Last food I had was at 22:00 last night).

So I leave the house later than I meant to cause I have a scratchy throat cough and my permanent post nasal drip and I decided to take a Covid test. Test was negative and I got to the radiology office at 8:26. Reasonable, you say? Yeah. Except in the rush to get out the door I forgot to pick up my referral. So I reschedule for 10:20.

I get back to the clinic at 10:00 and sit and wait until 10:55 to get called. I get out of the clinic at 11:30. Lunch time already! I been 14 hours with out food! How the heck do refugees survive!

FOOD! I NEED FOOD! GIMME FOOD!

Carcassdragger · Post by **Carcassdragger** » Mon May 06, 2024 9:03 pm

RichardCranium wrote: ↑Mon May 06, 2024 8:49 pm For breakfast today I had lunch.

I was supposed to get an ultrasound this morning at 8:30 which required a 6 hour fast beforehand (Last food I had was at 22:00 last night).

So I leave the house later than I meant to cause I have a scratchy throat cough and my permanent post nasal drip and I decided to take a Covid test. Test was negative and I got to the radiology office at 8:26. Reasonable, you say? Yeah. Except in the rush to get out the door I forgot to pick up my referral. So I reschedule for 10:20.

I get back to the clinic at 10:00 and sit and wait until 10:55 to get called. I get out of the clinic at 11:30. Lunch time already! I been 14 hours with out food! How the heck do refugees survive!

FOOD! I NEED FOOD! GIMME FOOD!

Google autophagy. I'd like to hear what CalStTempe thinks.

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Fri May 10, 2024 10:42 am

Wife and I had breakfast at Joe's Diner in Phoenix with a certain Arizona congressman.

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