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dovecanyoncat wrote: Wed Oct 23, 2024 6:30 pm I ASKED FOR IT!! Half a block from home I snark "Let's see if our snake buddy's back" There he is in the gloaming up against the garage door soaking up the remnant heat. Where's my push broom! Banshee shrieking dancing with a rattling pressure cooker HOT DAMN it just don't get no betternis!
Damn dude, need to relocate him further away.

Honestly though, lethal control is a legit component of any integrated program to manage pests. Just sayin.
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Carcassdragger wrote: Wed Oct 23, 2024 9:39 pm
dovecanyoncat wrote: Wed Oct 23, 2024 6:30 pm I ASKED FOR IT!! Half a block from home I snark "Let's see if our snake buddy's back" There he is in the gloaming up against the garage door soaking up the remnant heat. Where's my push broom! Banshee shrieking dancing with a rattling pressure cooker HOT DAMN it just don't get no betternis!
Damn dude, need to relocate him further away.

Honestly though, lethal control is a legit component of any integrated program to manage pests. Just sayin.
If he emerges in daylight I'll call 911 and in 15 minutes the nearby FD will be here. He has a right to live a life terrorizing rodents elsewhere.
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Forty-Three Monkeys Are on the Loose in South Carolina After Escaping a Research Facility When a Door Was Left Unsecured


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Chicat wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2024 8:49 pmAnti-vaxxers
Nearly half a Senate worth.
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