Happy Birthday America

[Salty]

The 26 Most American Comebacks In The History Of The World

http://www.buzzfeed.com/erinchack/america-fuck-yeah

[ghostwhitehorse]

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metal_Wolf_Chaos

The game revolves around a fictitious President of the United States named Michael Wilson. Using a suit of powered armor named Metal Wolf, he battles forces who have taken over his country in a coup d'état, including his nemesis, Vice President Richard Hawk.

Although released exclusively in Japan, Metal Wolf Chaos has full English voice acting.

[Longhorned]

I perform this every Fourth of July and every Christmas for whoever is in my vicinity:

Was Jesus an American?

Staring Longhorned

In this one-act, one-scene play, the main character -- who is the only character to appear -- goes nameless. He addresses an unseen character, improbably named "Hod".

Act 1

Scene 1

Main Character: "Hey, Hod? Was Jesus an American? I mean, I know Jesus was born long before America and all that, but.... Was Jesus (tears up with emotion) ... an American?"

The End

[ghostwhitehorse]

[Spaceman Spiff]

This is at least half true:

[Chicat]

Staring Longhorned

The only thing creepier than Staring Longhorned is Leering Drooling Longhorned.

Happy Birfday 'Murica!!!!!

[azgreg]

[ghostwhitehorse]

[Spaceman Spiff]

[ghostwhitehorse]

Ranch is a dressing damn it! What are they teaching kids these days? I swear. . .

[BigSkyCatinMT]

All those ''ranches'' in Nevada might be named after 'critters', but you're more likely to come away with crustacean infections. IYKWIM

[ghostwhitehorse]

[UAEebs86]

[azgreg]

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[ANGCatFan]

Trevin Wade on Instagram

I am truly living the American Dream!!! Started collecting cans for money as a kid. Got 2 jobs in high school and bought my first car. Got my college degree in Economics at the University of Arizona. Playing in the NFL, while getting my Masters Degree. Got the hottest wife in the world, great friends, JESUS and a great Family that supports me. ONLY IN AMERICA!

[ghostwhitehorse]

One last thing: https://medium.com/war-is-boring/war-fi ... e9e7b8c5b8