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Watch human Barbie doll who had 6 ribs removed talk about why she spent £165,000 changing her body

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A surgery loving human Barbie doll who had six ribs removed has said she felt trapped in her old body - and described her struggle as similar to that of a transgender person.

Former electrician Pixee Fox had already spent more than £80,000 on plastic surgery alone attempting to sculpt the perfect hourglass figure.

But now she has taken her obsession even further by having her lower ribs removed - so she can shrink her waist to a record-breaking 14 inches.

The 25-year-old says she was inspired by animated characters like Jessica Rabbit, Aurora from Sleeping Beauty and Holli Would from Cool World.

Pixee, from Sweden, said: "People often come up to me and say, 'don't take this the wrong way, but you look like a cartoon' - but for me that's a compliment, that's what I want to achieve."

Merkin wrote:

If you're going to photoshop an ID, one should at least get the tone and width of the overwriting letters correct, or, commit, and use new font to replace all old fonts so there's concurrency.

Horrible photoshop skills, Phuc, you Bich. Horrible.

JMarkJohns wrote:

Merkin wrote:

If you're going to photoshop an ID, one should at least get the tone and width of the overwriting letters correct, or, commit, and use new font to replace all old fonts so there's concurrency.

Horrible photoshop skills, Phuc, you Bich. Horrible.

It's actually completely real.

ASUHATER! wrote:

JMarkJohns wrote:

Merkin wrote:

If you're going to photoshop an ID, one should at least get the tone and width of the overwriting letters correct, or, commit, and use new font to replace all old fonts so there's concurrency.

Horrible photoshop skills, Phuc, you Bich. Horrible.

It's actually completely real.

His name is the only non-bolded/skinny font. All other text is darker in shade and thicker in line size.

Maybe it's real, but that picture looks doctored.

It was a hoax.

http://www.theguardian.com/media/2015/n ... d-facebook" target="_blank

It's fake, BTW. I just googled it. He admitted it was a hoax and the picture (badly) photoshopped.

completely completely

ASUHATER! wrote:

JMarkJohns wrote:

Merkin wrote:

If you're going to photoshop an ID, one should at least get the tone and width of the overwriting letters correct, or, commit, and use new font to replace all old fonts so there's concurrency.

Horrible photoshop skills, Phuc, you Bich. Horrible.

It's actually completely real.

actually
/ˈaktjʊəli,-tʃʊ-/
adverb
adverb: actually
1.
as the truth or facts of a situation.
"we must pay attention to what young people are actually doing"

Cool.

http://thechive.com/2015/12/01/clueless ... ueless_mom" target="_blank

Clueless mom finds son’s sex toy, mistakingly turns to Twitter for answers (15 Photos)

Is that a pocket pussy? On the wall of the shower?

OPF.

ASUHATER! wrote:Cool.

tool -
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completely -
thirty min(s) or less

And now something from the "People of Walmart" files: http://now8news.com/homeless-couple-fou ... art-attic/" target="_blank

Being homeless has to be very difficult, especially in the colder times of the year. But not for this Tennessee couple who had been “living in the lap of luxury” above a Tennessee Walmart store. The ‘homeless’ man, 48-year-old Wilbert Thomas, admitted to police that he and his girlfriend 54-year-old Ingrid Malone, had been living above the store for over two years. What they did to the attic, baffled police and store employees.

“I don’t mean to laugh, but these people really got one over on Walmart,” said Lieut. Marshall Weiss. “In the attic, we recovered 2 pounds of meth they had somehow produced on a hot plate. They also managed to get food, drinks, mini refrigerator, a big screen TV, surround sound system, bedroom set, hangers, clothes… I mean, if Walmart sells it they had it. These people were living good. They even managed to splice into the satellite TV wire and ordered NFL Sunday ticket!”

edit: fucking "satire" sites. . .

Real name this time.

Springfield sex offender Long Dinh Duong, facing 6 new charges, held on $100,000 bail

http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/ ... _long.html" target="_blank

Usually it's the dad that beats the kid's ass:

http://www.kgun9.com/news/pd-jeanette-w ... ng-morning

Mesa PD: Mom beats teen in bed with daughter, destroys teen's car

MESA, Ariz. (KNXV) - A Mesa mom was arrested after assaulting a teenage boy who she said she caught in bed with her teenage daughter.

According to court documents, 36-year-old Jeanette Woods was arrested on Friday December 11th after she found a 16-year-old boy asleep in bed with her daughter, 16.

Mesa police report that around 1 a.m. on Thanksgiving near Sossaman and Broadway roads, the victim was awoken by Woods punching him in the face.

Woods straddled the victim on the bed while striking him throughout his face and body. The victim managed to free himself, fleeing the room with only his jeans.

Once on the street, Woods continued her assault only stopping after she threatened to have her cousins "take care of him."

The victim's car was later found down the street from the woman's home badly damaged. Woods had moved the car from the front of her house after taking a baseball bat to it and causing $5,300 worth of damage.

Police found the bat the woman used during the assault, and they also found broken glass in front of the woman's home.

Woods is facing charges of criminal damage, assault and car theft.



Rey?

Yellow eye shadow? Yuck.

When that crazy lady isn't duck-facing in mugshots, she enjoys beating people up, repressing her daughter's natural sexual curiosity, and long walks in the desert to bury dead bodies. Looks like a keeper!

Don't we have a "Crazy Sh-t Happens in Mesa" thread?

In Florida to boot...

She doesn't look 20

I see you!

Was the argument over giving her such a dumb name? Because I could totally see that.

Not sure what these people are thinking:

Chicat wrote:Was the argument over giving her such a dumb name? Because I could totally see that.

I thought they let her name herself when she was 3 or something like that.

You have like 160 days to claim I think.

If I won, I'm lying low for a while till the shit storm blows over, hire a team of lawyers and financial planners, and have them collect on my behalf to try to remain an anonymous as possible.

Thats why I'll never win these things.

UAEebs86 wrote:

Chicat wrote:Was the argument over giving her such a dumb name? Because I could totally see that.

I thought they let her name herself when she was 3 or something like that.

lol, well then I guess my 17mo daughters name would be "Up Cat" or "Hi Duck"

Another from Florida Man:

http://www.tucsonnewsnow.com/story/3096 ... wich-fight

Florida man uses wife's head as mop after sandwich fight


FRUITLAND PARK, FL (WESH/CNN) - Authorities said an argument over a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and milk ended up with one man's arrest after he was accused of using his wife as a mop.

Keith Davidson, 46, was arrested for battery against his wife, who is not being identified. She said he has turned into a monster and showed off bruises on her arm.

"When I went to go grab the peanut butter I hit the cup of milk, the cup of milk fell on the floor," the wife said.

The 911 call from their home phone explains how they got there.

Davidson: "Why is she hollering?"911 operator: "Yes sir."Davidson's wife: "Because you ripped my shirt off and threw me on the floor. That's why I'm yelling."
"And to use me as a dish mop, it's not the first, not the second, not the third time. But I can't take no more," the victim said.

Police said Davidson used his wife's head as a mop to clean up the spilled milk on the floor.

Davidson: "She threw my peanut butter and jelly on the floor."Davidson's wife: "Oh shut up!"
According to Carol Wick, CEO of Harbor House of Central Florida, food is often a factor in domestic violence.

"They use that as an excuse to then lash out at their partner," Wick said.

But using someone's head to clean up the floor wasn't enough to keep Davidson from bonding out of jail.

He's been in trouble in Lake County, Florida before for drugs and batter, according to jail records.

"You can love someone with all your heart but if they're not going to be a good person for you, in your life, then it's time to just say goodbye and it's the hardest thing for me," Davidson's wife said.

The victim said Davidson is not welcome back to her home.

Davidson is out on a $1,000 bond.

Chicat wrote:

That guy got some solid investment advice. Must have been watching Faux News. Buy as many tickets as you can!!

UAEebs86 wrote:I see you!

I think she's like an ambassador for Park City Mountain area...well was!!

Police tell CNN affiliate WGCL that Henderson stripped off her clothes, then hit a woman and threw several platters of food at Waffle House customers. When police tried to arrest her, she fought back, scratching an officer.

Wish I could link the mug shot.

http://edition.cnn.com/2016/01/15/stude ... =obnetwork

How'd you do that, Greg?

Puerco wrote:How'd you do that, Greg?

I went to your link, copied the title, then pasted that in the Bing.com search box, then clicked images.

Just right click on the image, then "copy image address", then paste it back here with the image tags tab.

That's how you do it in Chrome anyway, using Windows.


(CNN)A woman is under arrest after a naked rampage through a Waffle House restaurant, authorities said.

Not weird. Just science.

Latest arachnid erection news:
http://www.livescience.com/53581-photos ... penis.html" target="_blank

Thanks, guys. I'm using Explorer, Safari, and Firefox, and I have different levels of success at finding image addresses. Maybe Chrome's a better choice? Will try from my phone. Holy crap, I just realized that I have 4 devices I use to access the net, and each of them runs a different browser...

Puerco wrote:Thanks, guys. I'm using Explorer, Safari, and Firefox, and I have different levels of success at finding image addresses. Maybe Chrome's a better choice? Will try from my phone. Holy crap, I just realized that I have 4 devices I use to access the net, and each of them runs a different browser...

That is news of the weird...

Elderly man 'who died while having sex is wheeled away by paramedics - with the prostitute still attached to him'
Men transport alleged dead body with woman on top on hospital stretcher
Pair are hidden under a blanket, but the woman does appear to be moving
The duo were presumably taken to the hospital to be surgically separated
People can get stuck during sex - a rare occurrence called 'penis captivus'


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12-year-old girl has an ant colony inside her head.

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Woman assaults husband for not buying her a Valentine's Day gift




WASHINGTON COUNTY, Ohio (WTAP) - For one Washington County couple, what should have been a day to celebrate love ends with one man battered and bruised.

Around 11 AM Sunday, Deputies with the Washington County Sheriff's Office responded to a home on School House Road in Belpre Township. They discovered an adult male with several injuries, including a large knot on his head.

He claims his wife, 46-year-old Kimberly Hammond had been drinking, and that after a verbal altercation, she began to hit and scratch his face. He says she then grabbed a mini baseball bat and hit him in the back of the head, knocking him unconscious. She continued to attack him as he regained consciousness. The male declined medical treatment.

When officials asked Kimberly Hammond about the incident, she said she was upset that her husband did not get her a gift for Valentine's Day.

She admitted to drinking and blew a .221 during a breathalyzer test at the Washington County Jail. She was arrested for felonious assault and domestic violence.

She remains in the Washington County Jail, pending a hearing in Marietta Municipal Court.

Chicat wrote:12-year-old girl has an ant colony inside her head.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/health/medical ... spartandhp" target="_blank

You'd think all you'd have to do is pour oil in the ear.