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I heard he had Campbell’s Soup locked and loaded to take down a plane.
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Anybody know jack shyte about the Flying V?
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It always happens over Thanksgiving...
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FA lost two teeth from it.
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I read that in about a 6 week period, southwest alone had over 400 incidents. Most obviously weren't this bad but many were close.
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from that article "The bizarre incident comes less than three weeks after a passenger on an American Airlines flight from Dallas-Fort Worth to Charlotte was duct-taped to her seat after she attempted to open an exit door in-flight then bit a flight attendant."
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The common denominator that I absolutely LOVE is the “wait,… ME??” look on all these assholes faces when the cops pull up to their row.

It’s like, “Wait a second officer, you don’t understand. I’m a White male. Doesn’t that get me out of being responsible for my behavior any more in this country?? NO?!?!? Well why didn’t anyone TELL ME?!?!?!!!”
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I just went from small town America west coast to small town America east coast, so 3 flights each way, and every single one of them stated clearly that you will wear your mask, and if you eat or drink you just pull it down or up, you do not take it off.
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^^^^^^^^^ Cunts with Y chromosomes
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My dislike of airline unions is almost up to police union level.
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If you read Twitter it was thousands of cancelled flights and the end of society as we know it.

In reality it was a few hundred cancelled flights due to weather, mechanical issues, and yes, staffing issues. Remains to be seen whether this is going to become a huge deal but people should stop acting like it’s one because someone on Twitter claims they know an air traffic controller.
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Chicat wrote: Mon Oct 11, 2021 8:46 am If you read Twitter it was thousands of cancelled flights and the end of society as we know it.

In reality it was a few hundred cancelled flights due to weather, mechanical issues, and yes, staffing issues. Remains to be seen whether this is going to become a huge deal but people should stop acting like it’s one because someone on Twitter claims they know an air traffic controller.
This. And may I add the airline industry was fucked up before Covid so anyone assuming that has changed for some reason is crazy.
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Rafael sure took it and ran with it, without even reading the article.

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Twitter is a dick.
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Social Media freakout:
“Biden killed the airline industry with his Commie Nazi vaccine mandate because elites like George Soros get their baby blood deliveries through Amtrak!!!”

Reality:
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Meanwhile, from the GQP spokesperson.
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azgreg wrote: Mon Oct 11, 2021 12:04 pm Meanwhile, from the GQP spokesperson.
The anti-Big Business party? Good luck with that, felon.
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Of the 12 coaches, Rush picked the one whose fans have the deepest passion, the longest memories, the greatest lung capacity and … did I mention deep passion?
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I saw that like 5/6 DFW-TUS flights today were cancelled. So anyone getting from the east coast to Tucson today had a hell of a time.
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My daughter is flying to Orlando Wednesday from New Bern, NC, which only has AA.

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I'm in Tabasco Mexico right now waiting to board an AeroMexico flight to Mexico City. I'll take Mexican airlines over American airlines any time.
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Carcassdragger wrote: Fri Nov 12, 2021 10:10 am I'm in Tabasco Mexico right now waiting to board an AeroMexico flight to Mexico City. I'll take Mexican airlines over American airlines any time.
Shit I must've jinxed it. They just announced our flight would be delayed by about a half hour.
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Let 'em join the Deadpool.
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Carcassdragger wrote: Fri Nov 12, 2021 10:10 am I'm in Tabasco Mexico right now waiting to board an AeroMexico flight to Mexico City. I'll take Mexican airlines over American airlines any time.
I was boarded on a plane from Mexico City to LAX years ago that got delayed at the gate. They were getting a warning indicator and couldn't clear it (how about fixing the error before you try clearing the warning?).

They fucking REBOOTED THE AIRPLANE. Powered down everything, engines obviously, but also lights, aircon, audio, everything. Just so you know... a plane gets pretty stuffy after 15 minutes of no aircon and a two hundred nervous passengers.

What was their warning indicator I wonder? The Windows PC Blue Screen Of Death for crying out loud?

We got to LAX eventually, but the entire plane stood up and cheered that we made it.
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I was flying from Vera Cruz to Mexico City and on to Mexicali a few years ago. My connection in Mex City was very tight. I told the stewardess and she said don't sweat it.

As I got off the plane in Mex City, there was a guy with a radio who took me down to and across the tarmac directly to my connecting gate. At the bottom of the stairs, he handed me off to another dude with a radio who walked me right up to the plane door. How many American airlines would do this?
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