Post your unpopular opinions

CalStateTempe · Post by **CalStateTempe** » Tue Aug 06, 2019 2:44 pm

Gross gross gross.

Gag me with a rusty spoon.

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Tue Aug 06, 2019 7:29 pm

If you shove them into a cop’s tailpipe it makes for a hilarious film scene and an awkward moment trying to make “shove a banana in the tailpipe” not sound like a euphemism for anal sex.

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Wed Aug 07, 2019 8:13 pm

My 3000th post proves youse guys will let anybody in here.

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Fri Aug 09, 2019 10:09 am

Egg rolls have no redeeming value.

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Fri Aug 09, 2019 10:19 am

dovecanyoncat wrote:Egg rolls have no redeeming value.

Let’s not fight Dove.

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Fri Aug 09, 2019 10:34 am

Chicat wrote:
dovecanyoncat wrote:Egg rolls have no redeeming value.
Let’s not fight Dove.

In the interest of peace I'll qualify that statement: I've never had an egg roll in America that I would willingly revisit. In my experience they are little more than deep fried lettuce in an armor of crap-wrap. Even in Sydney's Chinatown I thought they were a waste of event. If you can steer me to a domestic experience worth undertaking I will build a shrine to you, otherwise I'll stick with dumplings.

CalStateTempe · Post by **CalStateTempe** » Fri Aug 09, 2019 10:48 am

Hells yeah, dim sum and dumplings are where it’s at.

I had to leave Arizona to learn about this delicious culinary tradition back in the day.

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Fri Aug 09, 2019 10:57 am

I love egg rolls. However, I'll qualify that with the idea I'm pretty sure I've never had a proper one.

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Fri Aug 09, 2019 12:07 pm

Right or wrong, American Chines egg rolls dipped both in sweet-and-sour and Chinese mustard do it for me. Yum.

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Fri Aug 09, 2019 12:09 pm

I’ve eaten and thoroughly enjoyed gas station egg rolls that have been rotating on a roller grill for hours if not days.

Never felt more alive...

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Fri Aug 09, 2019 1:15 pm

Chicat wrote:I’ve eaten and thoroughly enjoyed gas station egg rolls that have been rotating on a roller grill for hours if not days.

Never felt more alive...

You're going to hell. No shrine for you!

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Fri Aug 09, 2019 1:16 pm

dovecanyoncat wrote:
Chicat wrote:I’ve eaten and thoroughly enjoyed gas station egg rolls that have been rotating on a roller grill for hours if not days.

Never felt more alive...
You're going to hell. No shrine for you!

he already lives in Indiana.

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Fri Aug 09, 2019 1:21 pm

azgreg wrote:
dovecanyoncat wrote:
Chicat wrote:I’ve eaten and thoroughly enjoyed gas station egg rolls that have been rotating on a roller grill for hours if not days.

Never felt more alive...
You're going to hell. No shrine for you!
he already lives in Indiana.

And I eat gas station food like it’s haute cuisine.

For all I know I may have died the night before the Illinois Elite Eight game and been in Saran’s embrace ever since....

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Fri Aug 09, 2019 1:29 pm

Chicat wrote:
azgreg wrote:
dovecanyoncat wrote:
Chicat wrote:I’ve eaten and thoroughly enjoyed gas station egg rolls that have been rotating on a roller grill for hours if not days.

Never felt more alive...
You're going to hell. No shrine for you!
he already lives in Indiana.
And I eat gas station food like it’s haute cuisine.

For all I know I may have died the night before the Illinois Elite Eight game and been in Saran’s embrace ever since....

I should talk. I have a thing for theater hotdogs replete with every condiment available including ketchup (take that you fucking dawg purists!). It's equivalent to eating a bio hazard site, but the heart wants what it wants.

But no toxic food debauchery will remedy the pain of that game. Give it up.

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Fri Aug 09, 2019 1:32 pm

dovecanyoncat wrote:
Chicat wrote:
azgreg wrote:
dovecanyoncat wrote:
Chicat wrote:I’ve eaten and thoroughly enjoyed gas station egg rolls that have been rotating on a roller grill for hours if not days.

Never felt more alive...
You're going to hell. No shrine for you!
he already lives in Indiana.
And I eat gas station food like it’s haute cuisine.

For all I know I may have died the night before the Illinois Elite Eight game and been in Saran’s embrace ever since....
I should talk. I have a thing for theater hotdogs replete with every condiment available including ketchup (take that you fucking dawg purists!). It's equivalent to eating a bio hazard site, but the heart wants what it wants.

But no toxic food debauchery will remedy the pain of that game. Give it up.

My new job revolves around the convenience store industry.

I’ve only just begun to truly live...

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Fri Aug 09, 2019 1:36 pm

You gave up steaks and noontime scotch for Slimjims and Redbull? Chicat, livin' the dream!

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Fri Aug 09, 2019 1:43 pm

It’s the Real America.

ASUHATER! · Post by **ASUHATER!** » Fri Aug 09, 2019 2:33 pm

QuikTrip food is nothing to be ashamed of to eat. The hot dogs, breakfast biscuits, pizza and taquitos are pretty darn good.

97cats · Post by **97cats** » Fri Aug 09, 2019 2:34 pm

holy shit im dying of laughter

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Fri Aug 09, 2019 2:48 pm

The breakfast croissants at AM/PM are really underrated.

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Fri Aug 09, 2019 2:53 pm

ASUHATER! wrote:QuikTrip food is nothing to be ashamed of to eat. The hot dogs, breakfast biscuits, pizza and taquitos are pretty darn good.

No joke, I’m meeting their COO and a bunch of their senior management next week. I’ll pass along your kudos.

97cats · Post by **97cats** » Fri Aug 09, 2019 2:56 pm

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Fri Aug 09, 2019 2:59 pm

Chicat wrote:
ASUHATER! wrote:QuikTrip food is nothing to be ashamed of to eat. The hot dogs, breakfast biscuits, pizza and taquitos are pretty darn good.
No joke, I’m meeting their COO and a bunch of their senior management next week. I’ll pass along your kudos.

They are by far the best gas and sip in the valley.

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Fri Aug 09, 2019 3:16 pm

Next time I’m in Arizona, I’ll treat you all to a breakfast taquito.

CalStateTempe · Post by **CalStateTempe** » Fri Aug 09, 2019 3:47 pm

Oh god...work took me away and I comeback to this!

Chicat is legend.

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Fri Aug 09, 2019 3:51 pm

It's possible to put too much cheese on a grilled cheese samich.

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Fri Aug 09, 2019 4:51 pm

Chicat wrote:
Never felt more alive...

And I eat gas station food like it’s haute cuisine.

Don't forget to floss your arteries every day.

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Fri Aug 09, 2019 6:30 pm

azgreg wrote:It's possible to put too much cheese on a grilled cheese samich.

I like my grilled cheese sandwiches with lots of ham.

Which reminds me . . . the Croque Monsieur is the greatest sandwich ever invented. Fight me.

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Fri Aug 09, 2019 6:44 pm

Miracle Whip (original recipe) with peanut butter and lettuce on white bread is the most awesome sandwich no one has ever heard of, outside of Bellefontaine Ohio (my mom's hometown).

ASUHATER! · Post by **ASUHATER!** » Fri Aug 09, 2019 6:47 pm

Chicat wrote:
azgreg wrote:It's possible to put too much cheese on a grilled cheese samich.
I like my grilled cheese sandwiches with lots of ham.

Which reminds me . . . the Croque Monsieur is the greatest sandwich ever invented. Fight me.

Grilled cheese with cheap deli ham and brown mustard is one of the best sandwiches to make and eat bachelor style over the sink.

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Fri Aug 09, 2019 6:50 pm

Merkin wrote:Miracle Whip (original recipe) with peanut butter and lettuce on white bread is the most awesome sandwich no one has ever heard of, outside of Bellefontaine Ohio (my mom's hometown).

Jesus Christ Becky . . . no you cannot come to the BBQ.

ASUHATER! · Post by **ASUHATER!** » Fri Aug 09, 2019 7:06 pm

Merkin wrote:Miracle Whip (original recipe) with peanut butter and lettuce on white bread is the most awesome sandwich no one has ever heard of, outside of Bellefontaine Ohio (my mom's hometown).

So Midwest. Growing up my dad ate lots of butter and sugar on wonder bread sandwiches.

CalStateTempe · Post by **CalStateTempe** » Fri Aug 09, 2019 7:59 pm

How’s the even considered a meal? All that is is condiments on bread

CalStateTempe · Post by **CalStateTempe** » Fri Aug 09, 2019 8:03 pm

https://gardenandgun.com/articles/a-for ... -sandwich/" target="_blank

Wow it’s like a real thing.

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Fri Aug 09, 2019 8:09 pm

I first encountered Merkin's midwestern sandwich at the Blue Dolphin in Isla Vista, California.

Peanut butter and pickles is a damn good sandwich, too. Beloved all over America.

My favorite will always be the peanut butter and bologna sandwich. Anybody who ever swooned at the suggestion of that combination, but then proceeded to try it, has agreed that's a damn good sandwich.

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Fri Aug 09, 2019 8:17 pm

CalStateTempe wrote:https://gardenandgun.com/articles/a-for ... -sandwich/

Wow it’s like a real thing.

Speaking of stuff that got folks through the Great Depression, my Grandmother picked a lot of lamb's quarter. It's kinda sorta West Texas poke salad.

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Fri Aug 09, 2019 8:26 pm

On the topic of Great Depression foods, I like a good cake made with a can of baked beans in place of sugar.

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Fri Aug 09, 2019 8:27 pm

CalStateTempe wrote:https://gardenandgun.com/articles/a-for ... -sandwich/

Wow it’s like a real thing.

So is testicular cancer.

CalStateTempe · Post by **CalStateTempe** » Fri Aug 09, 2019 8:28 pm

The key to peanut butter and whatever sandwiches is the ratio of one to the other.

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Fri Aug 09, 2019 8:31 pm

As if it need be said, peanut butter and bacon totally rocks.

scumdevils86 · Post by **scumdevils86** » Fri Aug 09, 2019 8:35 pm

Peanut butter, pickles, and bacon on a cheeseburger is heaven

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Fri Aug 09, 2019 8:46 pm

azgreg wrote:
CalStateTempe wrote:https://gardenandgun.com/articles/a-for ... -sandwich/

Wow it’s like a real thing.
So is testicular cancer.

Bacon-wrapped testicular cancer is a better thing.

RichardCranium · Post by **RichardCranium** » Sat Aug 10, 2019 12:05 am

On the depression food topic:

You like Maple Syrup on your pancakes? My Grandmother would put a quarter inch layer of sugar on her pancakes, then pour over a shit load of bacon grease.

Tastes like heaven on a plate, but I reckon it would immediately stop the heart of any mortal human.

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Sat Aug 10, 2019 6:21 am

Longhorned wrote:On the topic of Great Depression foods, I like a good cake made with a can of baked beans in place of sugar.

My mom told me her family in Wisconsin in the 30s was so poor they use to eat bacon grease sandwiches. And lots of head cheese. Yuck.

My dad told me they used to get salt pork from the government, which I think is just a big chunk of fat to cook your beans in.

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Sat Aug 10, 2019 9:10 am

UAEebs86 wrote:
Longhorned wrote:On the topic of Great Depression foods, I like a good cake made with a can of baked beans in place of sugar.

My mom told me her family in Wisconsin in the 30s was so poor they use to eat bacon grease sandwiches. And lots of head cheese. Yuck.

My dad told me they used to get salt pork from the government, which I think is just a big chunk of fat to cook your beans in.

You don't like headcheese? Headcheese is amazing. One of my favorite foods, period. When I spend time in Muslim countries without pork, I can't stop thinking about headcheese.

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Tue Aug 13, 2019 8:16 pm

7 nation army is one of the most overrated songs on the planet.

CalStateTempe · Post by **CalStateTempe** » Tue Aug 13, 2019 8:55 pm

Seeing HK protestors wave the American flag while protesting for freedom of the press, speech, and suffrage is inspiring to me.

Despite our current president, our nation still inspires others.

Unpopular opinion I know.

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Tue Aug 13, 2019 8:57 pm

azgreg wrote:7 nation army is one of the most overrated songs on the planet.

That’s only because college marching bands have made you hate it.

ASUHATER! · Post by **ASUHATER!** » Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:37 pm

Chicat wrote:
azgreg wrote:7 nation army is one of the most overrated songs on the planet.
That’s only because college marching bands have made you hate it.

This. It was pretty catchy before that

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Mon Aug 19, 2019 1:26 pm

CalStateTempe wrote:https://gardenandgun.com/articles/a-for ... -sandwich/

Wow it’s like a real thing.

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