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Red Bull settles suit for not giving you wings

http://abc13.com/business/red-bull-sued ... sh/342015/

Laura Smith • 19 hours ago
When I mix it with vodka I feel like I can fly...Does this count?,hell just give me the money.

I once got out of butt surgery and sat my sewn asshole in a seat in a Polish bar in the Ukranian Village in Chicago, and I drank Red Bull and Vodka all afternoon until it turned into a perfect night at some bar in Bucktown where I bought all of the tamales in an immigrant vendor's cooler and directed them to the hottest girls in the room, got laid, and woke up the next day with a dangerous but well-earned bout of constipation. I'll defend Red Bull to the end.

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Disagree. People don't suck enough ...

There is no gravity. The earth sucks.

This is an AWFUL piece of journalism. The lawsuit was not filed because the plaintiffs did not literally receive wings, but because Red Bull made claims regarding concentration and general improvement that are not backed by any evidence whatsoever.

So no, "people" do not suck, Red Bull does.

Bruins01 wrote:This is an AWFUL piece of journalism. The lawsuit was not filed because the plaintiffs did not literally receive wings, but because Red Bull made claims regarding concentration and general improvement that are not backed by any evidence whatsoever.

So no, "people" do not suck, Red Bull does.

Are you sure? The article specifically states part of his complaint included the fact that Red Bull did not "give him wings." What you state seems to be an indictment on caffeine in general.

title needs to change "sometimes" to "all the time".