Hot/Not Round 1: #25 Alice Eve vs. #40 Cobie Smulders

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Hot/Not Bubble Round: Who Is Hotter?

Poll ended at Wed Oct 29, 2014 8:32 pm

#25: Alice Eve
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#40: Cobie Smulders
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33%
 
Total votes: 49

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Hot/Not Round 1: #25 Alice Eve vs. #40 Cobie Smulders

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Who ya got?

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Re: Hot/Not Round 1: #25 Alice Eve vs. #40 Cobie Smulders

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Cobie cause her face is better.
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Re: Hot/Not Round 1: #25 Alice Eve vs. #40 Cobie Smulders

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Eve's face is a bit much at certain angles. She has a very large head for the rest of her body.

I'm not a Smulders fan, but I may end up that way.

I'll need to think some more.

Eve has great tatas...

I also love women who embrace vintage pinup

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Re: Hot/Not Round 1: #25 Alice Eve vs. #40 Cobie Smulders

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It's crazy that I have to vote for one of these and I just had to vote against Jessica Biel.

Neither of these do much for me.
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Re: Hot/Not Round 1: #25 Alice Eve vs. #40 Cobie Smulders

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Alieberman wrote:It's crazy that I have to vote for one of these and I just had to vote against Jessica Biel.

Neither of these do much for me.
I know. Just the way the bracket fell.

Half of these disinterest me, while Welch/Biel, Wilde/Marceau and even Daddario/Jolie were absolute killers.

If you'd have polled me prior to looking at bracket for 16 names to definitely advance, at least five names above would have made it.
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Re: Hot/Not Round 1: #25 Alice Eve vs. #40 Cobie Smulders

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JMarkJohns wrote:Eve's face is a bit much at certain angles. She has a very large head for the rest of her body.

I'm not a Smulders fan, but I may end up that way.

I'll need to think some more.

Eve has great tatas...

I also love women who embrace vintage pinup
I think Eve will win just cause BEWBS!

I still think Cobie has the much prettier face.

May not be "pinup" (which still can't hide Eve's massive head) but here's a little 50s throwback style for Cobie:
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Re: Hot/Not Round 1: #25 Alice Eve vs. #40 Cobie Smulders

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She needs a lot of work. I can see how she could be hot, but it's not natural for her. She's a hot version of the girl next door, which is great, but I've never been impressed with her attempts to be sexy. For such a pretty girl, it was sure a struggle to find a great photo or two.
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Re: Hot/Not Round 1: #25 Alice Eve vs. #40 Cobie Smulders

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JMarkJohns wrote:She needs a lot of work. I can see how she could be hot, but it's not natural for her. She's a hot version of the girl next door, which is great, but I've never been impressed with her attempts to be sexy. For such a pretty girl, it was sure a struggle to find a great photo or two.
Hmm...I think Eve needs a lot more work to be hot than Smulders, cause all Eve's got is BEWBS. Which she uses well, don't get me wrong, but Cobie is much more pretty in a 'natural' state than Eve can ever hope to be. If you were rolling over in the morning to look at one of their non-made-up faces, Cobie would blow Eve away. If you put the same amount of makeup work on both, Cobie blows Eve away...in the face department, not the curves department. Meh, not that it matters, BEWBS will win out here.
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Re: Hot/Not Round 1: #25 Alice Eve vs. #40 Cobie Smulders

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I mean being hot isn't natural for Smulders. Every image feels forced.

Eve ain't any better. But boobs.

And pinup.

Since Cobie hasn't mastered looking sexy yet, boobs and pinup win out.
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Re: Hot/Not Round 1: #25 Alice Eve vs. #40 Cobie Smulders

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I'll almost always opt for the brunette over the blonde but not here. Alice Eve is gorgeous. She KILLED me in She's Out of Your League or whatever it was called.
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Bear Down Vegas wrote:I'll almost always opt for the brunette over the blonde but not here. Alice Eve is gorgeous. She KILLED me in She's Out of Your League or whatever it was called.
She's Out of My League = anytime that movie is on, along with Secret of My Success, I find myself watching the entire damn thing. Go Alice Go!
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Re: Hot/Not Round 1: #25 Alice Eve vs. #40 Cobie Smulders

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Re: Hot/Not Round 1: #25 Alice Eve vs. #40 Cobie Smulders

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Neither, Eve is buttery, Smulders is prettier though
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Re: Hot/Not Round 1: #25 Alice Eve vs. #40 Cobie Smulders

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I feel like Alice Eve will be Lisa Sparxx in ten years.
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Re: Hot/Not Round 1: #25 Alice Eve vs. #40 Cobie Smulders

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67% for Eve
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