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Simple Pleasures
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2014 1:11 pm
by Chicat
Getting a hot stone massage.
The massage therapist accidentally brushing her hand against your crotch.
The massage therapist accidentally brushing her hand against your crotch two more times until you start to wonder if she's doing it on purpose.
Ahhhhhh . . . . and that's been my afternoon so far.
Oh, and I've started drinking bourbon . . . . because fuck it, it's Friday.
Re: Simple Pleasures
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2014 1:15 pm
by JMarkJohns
Haha this was my thread at TOS where I told how I quoted Scrubs "Daily, Nightly, Ever-So Rightly" in the space they had next to "Sex:_______________________" on a new patient chart at a doctors office.
Still not sure why it pissed off VoltronX the way it did.
Re: Simple Pleasures
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2014 2:07 pm
by Daryl Zero
[youtube]sjzinJ4QeHo[/youtube]
Re: Simple Pleasures
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2014 2:18 pm
by JMarkJohns
Corny magic tricks where the magician is exposed as a boob...
TA DA!
Re: Simple Pleasures
Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2014 3:40 pm
by Chicat
Getting a pedicure right now with my wife.
No, I'm not joking. My heels are getting scrubbed even as I type this.
Our kids' daycare offers once a month free date nights. They take the kids from 5 to 10 on a Saturday night and you get to reconnect with your significant other.
Tonight we're getting pedicures then going out for oysters and then later I'm going to make the Mrs' newly painted toes curl.
Re: Simple Pleasures
Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2014 9:07 pm
by 77HoyaCat4Ever
Daryl Zero wrote:[youtube]sjzinJ4QeHo[/youtube]
Said with a Boston accent:
"You know why there are only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a can of Bahstun Baked Beans?"
"Because one more would be two farty"
Re: Simple Pleasures
Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2014 12:11 am
by Longhorned
Flirting with the cashier, and then going back and complaining that she short-changed you.