Hot/Not Elite 8: 1. Kate Upton vs. 8. Alyssa Milano

[JMarkJohns]

Who ya got?







vs.

[JMarkJohns]

Milano is boss, but I vote Upton.

[UAGreg]

I just don't get the Upton love.

[EastCoastCat]

I just don't get the Upton love.

I can give you 2 big reasons...

[77HoyaCat4Ever]

I just don't get the Upton love.

I can give you 2 big reasons...

Milano has really nice jubblies and the rest of her is far superior

[Bear Down Vegas]

Milano.

I'm sad the vote is not close.

[PieceOfMeat]

No offense to Milano, but had to vote Upton.

[Longhorned]

Upton

[azcat49]

Raquel Welch.....still upset she lost (voted for Milano here)

[CalStateTempe]

Upton

[Chicat]

Milano.

I'm sad the vote is not close.

The vote is not supposed to be close. Upton is a supermodel. Her whole job is to be hot.

[77HoyaCat4Ever]

Raquel Welch.....still upset she lost (voted for Milano here)

I am still upset about this but I am getting over it.

[KOQSTRONG]

Milano.

I'm sad the vote is not close.

The vote is not supposed to be close. Upton is a supermodel. Her whole job is to be hot.

Her job as a super model then is to at least stay in decent shape. Have you seen her in the annoying iPhone game commercial for Game of War or whatever? She looks flabby and pale as hell. It's like she has thrown in the towel because she is still making tons of money now despite what shape she is in. Give me Milano who has like 20 years on her too.

[Daryl Zero]

Milano.

I'm sad the vote is not close.

The vote is not supposed to be close. Upton is a supermodel. Her whole job is to be hot.

Her job as a super model then is to at least stay in decent shape. Have you seen her in the annoying iPhone game commercial for Game of War or whatever? She looks flabby and pale as hell. It's like she has thrown in the towel because she is still making tons of money now despite what shape she is in. Give me Milano who has like 20 years on her too.

I don't know about that but she certainly does (or is the director's fault?) terrible acting.

[77HoyaCat4Ever]

This poll is a joke. Tits over total beauty/hotness package.

[PieceOfMeat]

not as big a margin as the cuthbert poll...but...this one is o.v.e.r.

[waysouthcat]

Yeah, I don't get the Upton love either. Alyssa by a mile in another losing cause.

[77HoyaCat4Ever]

Raquel Welch > > > hotter than Upton

Milano beats Welch only to lose to Upton?

Too many posters here must never have been breast fed or were weaned too soon.

[waysouthcat]

Raquel Welch > > > hotter than Upton

Milano beats Welch only to lose to Upton?

Too many posters here must never have been breast fed or were weaned too soon.

Yeah, Upton's are not even particularly nice tits. And what's going on with the weirdly elongated hips?

[UAEebs86]

Real vs. fake might be a factor.

[ASUHATER!]

Raquel Welch > > > hotter than Upton

Milano beats Welch only to lose to Upton?

Too many posters here must never have been breast fed or were weaned too soon.

Yeah, Upton's are not even particularly nice tits. And what's going on with the weirdly elongated hips?

time to take away your man card

[waysouthcat]

Good to see you're branching out from expectation management and excitement mitigation to masculinity regulation. Kudos and Merry Christmas!

[Reydituto]

I don't get the Upton hate. So many of you complain, but yet she keeps winning. Who & where are her supporters? Why don't they speak up here? Truly a loud and vocal MINORITY who vote against her.

[The Goat]

18/19 year old Upton was absolute fire. Kate Upton would be a 16 seed in the supermodel bracket today.

[Chicat]

I think Upton is hot.

There. I said it.

[ASUCatFan]

Tough one for me. I think Upton is gorgeous, but I'd probably take Milano over anyone in the competition.

[UAtrue]

Can't figure the love for Milano. I just spent some time looking at dozens of pics spanning decades and only saw a few that give her a "hot" rating. Most are ho-hum, how did she beat Raquel?. Upton on the other hand, almost always hot.

[Reydituto]

I think Upton is hot.

There. I said it.

Me too.

I think Alyssa Milano is hot as well, but I voted for Upton, as I like more than just her bewbs.

Fair result if you ask me.

[azgreg]

[Bear Down Vegas]

Three blondes & Alba. All attractive & gorgeous women obviously.

BUT, I don't think I'm going to vote anymore. Of all the women available - JA & CT are the only two who are even close to my Final Four. And both probably just miss to be honest. Do love CT so maybe she makes it if it weren't against Hayek.

But again still...that's the point. The masses have spoken.

Maybe that's why I've always been fairly successful with women. My tastes run contrary to the masses.

[Reydituto]

Three blondes & Alba. All attractive & gorgeous women obviously.

BUT, I don't think I'm going to vote anymore. Of all the women available - JA & CT are the only two who are even close to my Final Four. And both probably just miss to be honest. Do love CT so maybe she makes it if it weren't against Hayek.

But again still...that's the point. The masses have spoken.

Maybe that's why I've always been fairly successful with women. My tastes run contrary to the masses.

I pretty much think all of the women in this tournament are hot to various degrees (with a few personal exceptions), but my tolerance level for attractiveness is lower than most who vote here - as in, I'm a little more forgiving. I think the Final Four got there because, with the exception of Upton, there is less to dislike or pick apart. Theron is my favorite of the tournament, but the next 4-5 for me didn't make it into the Elite Eight either. So, I'm not sure that based on the evidence at hand, your tastes, or my tastes, run contrary to "the masses", as much as in the larger sense of this particular board's demographic, the idea of beauty isn't as divergent or heterogenous as one would think.