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Haha Florida

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2014 7:39 pm
by Chicat

Re: Haha Florida

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2014 8:23 pm
by CalStateTempe
Did you hear about the guy who solicited an undercover cop working as a prostitute today in Florida?

He offered to pay her with salad.

Love the smoking gun.

Re: Haha Florida

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2014 8:28 pm
by NYCat

Re: Haha Florida

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2014 8:40 pm
by ASUHATER!
what is wrong with florida anyway

Re: Haha Florida

Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2014 10:26 am
by ghostwhitehorse
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/06/1 ... 95980.html
A Florida accountant has been accused of confining three women in his home as sex slaves, prostituting them and posting a video of himself raping at least one of the victims.

Gainesville resident Timothy Deegan, 53, was charged with three counts of human trafficking June 6th, the Gainesville Sun reported last week and could face additional charges.

Re: Haha Florida

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2014 1:12 pm
by Chicat
Florida murder suspect asked Siri where he should hide his roommate's dead body.

http://www.fastcompany.com/3034322/fast ... -dead-body

Re: Haha Florida

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2014 2:45 pm
by Salty
CalStateTempe wrote:Did you hear about the guy who solicited an undercover cop working as a prostitute today in Florida?

He offered to pay her with salad.

Love the smoking gun.
Salad??? LMAO!

Re: Haha Florida

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2014 3:36 pm
by Daryl Zero
As opposed to salad dressing?

Re: Haha Florida

Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2019 2:13 pm
by Merkin

Re: Haha Florida

Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2019 7:33 pm
by UAEebs86
Rey?


Re: Haha Florida

Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2019 7:47 pm
by Longhorned
So his sack filled with burgundy lava?

Re: Haha Florida

Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 7:36 am
by Merkin
UAEebs86 wrote:Rey?

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Re: Haha Florida

Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 9:38 am
by ByJoveByJingle
Hmmmm . . . {furiously calculates gonad recovery rates}

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Re: Haha Florida

Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 9:56 am
by Chicat
Be gentle with me....

Re: Haha Florida

Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 10:10 am
by MountainCat
Moral of the story.....Do not date anyone with the name of Pitchford.....or as I read it.......Pitchfork!

Re: Haha Florida

Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 12:21 pm
by dovecanyoncat

Re: Haha Florida

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 1:31 pm
by Merkin

Re: Haha Florida

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 2:30 pm
by CalStateTempe
Oh shit that was great!

Re: Haha Florida

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 4:43 pm
by dovecanyoncat
Back in the 16th century when I was a kid, before product use safety warnings and such silliness plastered the packaging of all consumer goods, my father bought some fireworks for the 4th of July and on a Roman Candle it literally said, and I swear it was true: "Light fuse at red end of Roman Candle and point directly at your best friend."

Now that was back when America was GRRRREAT!!!

Re: Haha Florida

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 7:18 pm
by Chicat

Re: Haha Florida

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2019 6:46 am
by UAEebs86

Re: Haha Florida

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2019 6:50 am
by UAEebs86
dovecanyoncat wrote:

This was a flashback - I saw him at a Comedy Club in El Paso over 30 years ago.

Re: Haha Florida

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2019 7:19 am
by dovecanyoncat
UAEebs86 wrote:
dovecanyoncat wrote:

This was a flashback - I saw him at a Comedy Club in El Paso over 30 years ago.
Did he do Toast?


Re: Haha Florida

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2019 7:24 am
by UAEebs86
dovecanyoncat wrote:
UAEebs86 wrote:

This was a flashback - I saw him at a Comedy Club in El Paso over 30 years ago.
Did he do Toast?
Of course!

Re: Haha Florida

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 9:22 pm
by CalStateTempe

Re: Haha Florida

Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2019 3:22 am
by PieceOfMeat
dovecanyoncat wrote:
UAEebs86 wrote:
dovecanyoncat wrote:

This was a flashback - I saw him at a Comedy Club in El Paso over 30 years ago.
Did he do Toast?

is this supposed to be funny?

Re: Haha Florida

Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2019 4:33 pm
by UAEebs86

Re: Haha Florida

Posted: Tue Aug 06, 2019 4:48 pm
by Merkin

Re: Haha Florida

Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2019 6:12 pm
by UAEebs86

Re: Haha Florida

Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2019 7:03 pm
by ByJoveByJingle
Wait, so it’s ok to rape your date?

Re: Haha Florida

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 8:42 pm
by Merkin



Honorary Florida Man

Re: Haha Florida

Posted: Sun Aug 18, 2019 11:57 am
by ByJoveByJingle

Re: Haha Florida

Posted: Sun Aug 18, 2019 12:06 pm
by dovecanyoncat
ByJoveByJingle wrote:
Yeah, but what was she wearing?

Re: Haha Florida

Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2019 8:02 am
by Merkin

Re: Haha Florida

Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2019 8:09 am
by Chicat
Merkin wrote:
Jesus, maybe take up gardening if you’re looking for a hobby....

Re: Haha Florida

Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2019 6:46 am
by UAEebs86

Re: Haha Florida

Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2019 9:43 am
by UAdevil
It's hard to comprehend an allegedly functioning human adult being that fucking stupid...

Re: Haha Florida

Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2019 9:48 am
by Merkin

Re: Haha Florida

Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2019 9:52 am
by UAEebs86
It's a bold strategy Cotton.

Re: Haha Florida

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2019 4:45 pm
by UAEebs86

Re: Haha Florida

Posted: Sun Dec 08, 2019 7:26 am
by Merkin

Re: Haha Florida

Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 8:29 pm
by UAEebs86

Re: Haha Florida

Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 9:15 pm
by wyo-cat
#PeakFlorida

Re: Haha Florida

Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2019 5:29 am
by azgreg
I hope the alligator is OK.

Re: Haha Florida

Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2019 9:19 pm
by UAEebs86

Re: Haha Florida

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2019 10:21 am
by ByJoveByJingle
Isn’t that a long-standing tradition in the Catholic Church? The selling of indulgences, not the drugs and baby alligators.

Florida WOman!

Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2020 2:08 pm
by Merkin

Re: Haha Florida

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2020 5:44 pm
by azgreg

Re: Haha Florida

Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2020 6:55 am
by Merkin
^
:?

WTF Tennessee????

Re: Haha Florida

Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2020 7:56 am
by Chicat
Colorado wants whatever Tennessee is smoking.