Celebrity Hot or Not, Vol. 112: Alison Brie

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Hot! or Not!

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Celebrity Hot or Not, Vol. 112: Alison Brie

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Brooke Burke finishes up with a hotness rating of 75.75% which slides her between Eva Mendes and Hayden Panettiere. Up next is Alison Brie. Brie got her start in acting in 2004 in the short film Stolen Poem. Her credits include Hannah Montana, My Alibi, Hot Sluts, Scream 4, Robot Chicken, Community, and Mad Men.

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Hotness Rating
Kate Upton - 95.71% (Volume 13)
Jessica Alba - 94.92% (Volume 22)
Elisha Cuthbert - 94.20% (Volume 91)
Charlize Theron -93.33% (Volume 40)
Salma Hayek - 93.20% (Volume 1)
Emmanuelle Chriqui - 92.73% (Volume 62)
Kate Beckinsale - 92.31% (Volume 8)
Alyssa Milano - 92.31% (Volume 59)
Daisy Fuentes - 91.53% (Volume 96)
Evangeline Lilly - 90.77% (Volume 34)
Jennifer Love Hewitt - 88.57 (Volume 70)
Eliza Dushku - 87.80% (Volume 85)
Catherine Bell - 87.27% (Volume 102)
Liz Hurley - 87.10% (Volume 19)
Faith Hill - 86.67% (Volume 16)
Cindy Crawford - 86.27% (Volume 80)
Olivia Wilde - 86.11% (Volume 45)
Freida Pinto - 85.71% (Volume 3)
Jennifer Connelly - 85.48% (Volume 42)
Scarlett Johansson - 85.33% (Volume 50)
Mila Kunis - 84.93% (Volume 25)
Catherine Zeta-Jones - 84.62 (Volume 33)
Jessica Biel - 84.00% (Volume 55)
Alice Eve - 83.87% (Volume 12)
Shania Twain - 83.10% (Volume 100)
Halle Berry - 81.82% (Volume 104)
Ashley Judd -81.63 (Volume 78)
Kristen Bell - 81.43% (Volume 58)
Beyoncé - 78.74% (Volume 11)
Penelope Cruz - 78.13% (Volume 79)
Megan Fox - 77.78% (Volume 29)
Isla Fisher - 77.78% (Volume 73)
Eva Mendes - 77.27% (Volume 88)
Brooke Burke - 75.75% (Volume 111)
Hayden Panettiere - 74.55% (Volume 95)
Lucy Liu - 74.19% (Volume 72)
Angelina Jolie - 73.17% (Volume 2)
Cobie Smulders - 72.73% (Volume 105)
Raquel Welch - 71.43% (Volume 23)
Carmen Electra - 70.91% (Volume 67)
Marisa Tomei - 70.21% (Volume 82)
Jennifer Lopez - 69.49% (Volume 31)
Keira Knightley - 68.97% (Volume 18)
Jennifer Aniston - 68.18% (Volume 20)
Sophie Marceau - 67.35% (Volume 103)
Julianne Hough - 66.67% (Volume 108)
Zooey Deschanel - 64.29% (Volume 7)
Natalie Portman - 63.64% (Volume 63)
Rashida Jones - 63.64% (Volume 66)
January Jones - 63.59% (Volume 27)
Tiffani Thiessen - 62.22% (Volume 5)
Jane Seymour - 62.00% (Volume 61)
Heather Locklear - 61.70% (Volume 37)
Jennifer Lawrence - 67.61% (Volume 86)
Emma Stone - 61.54% (Volume 4)
Kate Hudson - 58.54% (Volume 92)
Rachel McAdams - 58.49% (Volume 14)
Kaley Cuoco - 57.41% (Volume 6)
Kate Mara - 57.41% (Volume 97)
Anna Kendrick - 56.60% (Volume 106)
Paulina Gretzky - 55.26% (Volume 109)
Susanna Hoffs - 55.00% (Volume 32)
Eva Longoria - 54.17% (Volume 9)
Jennie Finch - 53.42% (Volume 48)
Kate Winslet - 53.33% (Volume 51)
Anne Hathaway - 52.05% (Volume 38)
Sharon Stone - 50.91% (Volume 35)
Rosario Dawson - 50% (Volume 98)
Summer Glau - 48.39% (Volume 36)
Amanda Peet - 48.38% (Volume 107)
Amanda Bynes - 45.71% (Volume 75)
Emily Blount - 43.75% (Volume 83)
Sandra Bullock - 43.64% (Volume 49)
Zoe Saldana - 42.62% (Volume 41)
Reese Witherspoon - 42.02% (Volume 46)
Amanda Seyfried - 40.91% (Volume 30)
Rose McGowan - 40.74% (Volume 89)
Jennifer Garner - 40.38% (Volume 76)
Amy Adams - 40.00% (Volume 52)
Uma Thurman - 38.10% (Volume 54)
Melissa Stark - 36.84% (Volume 93)
Pam Anderson - 35.71% (Volume 10)
Brooke Shields - 33.33% (Volume 53)
Poppy Montgomery - 32.73% (Volume 17)
Lindsay Lohan - 31.48% (Volume 81)
Kat Dennings - 30.77% (Volume 43)
Cameron Diaz - 25.76% (Volume 24)
Gweneth Paltrow - 25.53% (Volume 87)
Danica Patrick - 25.37% (Volume 15)
Michelle Trachtenberg - 25.00% (Volume 69)
Drew Barrymore - 24.49% (Volume 64)
Tina Fey - 23.73% (Volume 26)
Rose McGowan - 23.21% (Volume 90)
Christa Miller - 22.73% (Volume 99)
Kristin Chenoweth - 21.28% (Volume 94)
Julia Roberts - 19.05% (Volume 71)
Katie Holmes - 17.24% (Volume 56)
Kirsten Dunst - 16.36% (Volume 47)
Britney Spears - 16.13% (Volume 21)
Helen Mirren - 15.22% (Volume 57)
Helen Hunt - 14.71% (Volume 74)
Gillian Anderson - 14.00% (Volume 44)
Ellen Page - 13.73% (Volume 60)
Claire Danes - 13.64% (Volume 68)
Julia Stiles - 12.24% (Volume 39)
Tara Reid - 8.06% (Volume 28)
Calista Flockhart - 5.26% (Volume 65)
Meryl Streep - 5.00% (Volume 84)
Debra Messing - 3.51% (Volume 77)
Joely Richardson - 2.17% (Volume 101)
Deniese Williams - 0.00% (Volume 110)

Future list:
Courtney Simpson
Shannon Elizabeth
Deborah Hersman
Malin Akerman *on deck
Emily Bett Rickards
Alexandra Daddario
Shakira
Marlee Matlin
Debbe Dunning
Carey Mulligan
Michelle Phillips
Carrie Mulligan
Jordan Carver
Yvonne Strahovski
Maria Sharapova
Taylor Cole
Longhorned's friend Becky
Vanessa Williams
Alexandra Daddario
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Hot. And hot. Made me jealous of Señor Chang for kissing her forehead.
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She has the potential to be an all timer, but she needs to stop being tenny booper hot and embrace the sexy. She really shouldn't ever not be glamorous.
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I challenge anyone to a KV style fight who votes no.
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So so so much yes
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Dayum! I didn't realize that was the chick from Community but she is smoking! Who voted no??

We need somebody to overtake Kate Upton as #1. Yes she was super hot 2 years ago but she has really fallen in terms of hotness recently. I doubt she would be number 1 if we voted today. Can I recommend Alexandra Daddario or Emily Ratajkowski?
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Very much yes.
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Alieberman wrote:I challenge anyone to a KV style fight who votes no.
Tag team. This is the first time I've actually voted. So much more attracted, er, attractive to me than Upton. Funny and hot. Fot! Smart and hot! Smot!

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Who the hell are the mouthbreathers who voted no???
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gumby wrote:Funny and hot. Fot! Smart and hot! Smot! Fot and Smot!
Or hunny and hart. Or Funny and smart = fart.
Definitely more my interest than Ms. Upton.

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The four who voted no should be hanged in the town square for all to see.
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Holy fuck she's hot. No joke. The first pic has to be it. The tits alone...jesus.. If you voted no, you're a Glee fan.
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History says, Don't hope
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And hope and history rhyme.

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Main Event wrote:Butterface
This.
I fly like a hawk, or better yet an eagle--a seagull. I sniff suckers out like a beagle...My ego is off and running and gone, Cause I'm about the best and if you diss than that's wrong
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Longhorned wrote:Hot. And hot. Made me jealous of Señor Chang for kissing her forehead.
Kissing her for what?

Say it isn't so!
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Main Event wrote:Butterface
Butyervision.
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Olsondogg wrote:
Main Event wrote:Butterface
This.
Main Event wrote:Butterface
Huh, apparently this new forum can be read in Braille. Very innovative.
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Crap! How did I miss this? My fave beauty. Yes, yes and hundred times yes. And 10% of you are either certifiably crazy or homos. Wait. Check that. Even gay guys will say she's hot. Just crazy then.
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Look, I voted hot, but I don't get the ardor of some of you hot voters.
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I do. Would be a very tough call for me between Alison and Kate Upton. Put it this way, in an F-Marry-Kill, Kate gets the F but I would marry Alison.
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meh

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Spaceman Spiff wrote:Look, I voted hot, but I don't get the ardor of some of you hot voters.
I have no idea why posters who are playing this game about rating women they will never meet get so arrogant about their positions. To each his/her own.
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Olsondogg wrote:meh

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No makeup, no posing...still hot.
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Spaceman Spiff wrote:Look, I voted hot, but I don't get the ardor of some of you hot voters.
When you get older, we'll explain.
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No top lip, dumbo ears, joker smile...meh
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Daryl Zero wrote:
Spaceman Spiff wrote:Look, I voted hot, but I don't get the ardor of some of you hot voters.
I have no idea why posters who are playing this game about rating women they will never meet get so arrogant about their positions. To each his/her own.
I'm not trying to be arrogant. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I just don't see anything with her that elevates from normal hot to next level hot. I have no idea who she is, and she's obviously pretty. I just don't see why Bruins freaks out that she gets 90% when you compare her to others.
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Spaceman Spiff wrote:
Daryl Zero wrote:
Spaceman Spiff wrote:Look, I voted hot, but I don't get the ardor of some of you hot voters.
I have no idea why posters who are playing this game about rating women they will never meet get so arrogant about their positions. To each his/her own.
I'm not trying to be arrogant. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I just don't see anything with her that elevates from normal hot to next level hot. I have no idea who she is, and she's obviously pretty. I just don't see why Bruins freaks out that she gets 90% when you compare her to others.
Sorry if I wasn't clear. I was agreeing with you not pointing you out as arrogant.
Erlich Bachmann: Richard wrote the code, yes, but the inspiration was clear. Let me ask you something. How fast do you think you could jack off every guy in this room? Cause I know how long it would take me. And I could prove it.
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"Freaks out"? You're aware I was joking, right?
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cpt wrote:
Olsondogg wrote:meh

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No makeup, no posing...still hot.

Seriously, she is a head turner even without makeup. She passes the creepy Merk walking through the UA campus test.

Very symmetrical face.

Halle Berry, Denzel Washington, both some of the most beautiful people in the world are very symmetrical.

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Is this Beckham?

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Taylor Swift

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Charlize HOT!

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Daryl Zero wrote:
Spaceman Spiff wrote:
Daryl Zero wrote: I have no idea why posters who are playing this game about rating women they will never meet get so arrogant about their positions. To each his/her own.
I'm not trying to be arrogant. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I just don't see anything with her that elevates from normal hot to next level hot. I have no idea who she is, and she's obviously pretty. I just don't see why Bruins freaks out that she gets 90% when you compare her to others.
Sorry if I wasn't clear. I was agreeing with you not pointing you out as arrogant.
Oh, no issues. It isn't like there are clear answers, I'm just surprised she rates as high as she does with a lot of guys. And Bruins, did not know you weren't serious.
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