ASSU look like clowns

BAREDOWN · Post by **BAREDOWN** » Sat Sep 05, 2015 9:44 pm

I normally don't look at the weevil boards, but I couldn't resist after the game tonight. Being in Phoenix, and hearing the constant hype for the last 9 months has been brutal. I checked the site to see how they were feeling after the loss. The thread titles I saw were fricken hilarious.. Enjoy

Did it really take...
Ugh- yeah, we suck
White jersey jinx
Are these refs being paid off?
Paging Coach Slocum..
No pass protection and Gump is a bust
There goes the season
Well Todd, you got your wish
Our coaches are losing this game for us
Well, back to reality
We blow
The press hype all summer made me feel so good
Leave it to Kirk to burn us
Clock management-brutal
Coach Slocum is a disaster
O line blows
Catch the ball
Very sluggish
TK was better
Think we can pass the god damn ball down the fucking field!

5 hours ago these jack balls were on cloud 9. Sleep tight tonight scummies. You are 0-1.

BBQ wildcat · Post by **BBQ wildcat** » Sat Sep 05, 2015 9:47 pm

Scummy Dick Douglas wrote:
OSUCat wrote:Wait, or you arguing that ASU loss to A&M is better than a win? yikes. Argue that your record will still be better, but don't argue a win is worse than a loss.
If A&M is as good as I think they are, being down to them 24-17 with four minutes to play in hostile territory will be better then struggling to put away UTSA, yes. Regardless of either games, both teams are undefeated in PAC 12 play. My point is, if both ASU and UA were in the playoff discussion at the end of the season, I predict this loss will be easier to justify than that win by UA.

Maybe we can at least agree that the PAC 12 looks like absolute dog shit right now, which sucks because I have been trying to point out how fluffed up the SEC rep is.

Well, ASsU looked like dogshit, so you have it partially right. But you are truly delusional, when say that ASU's loss will be easier to justify than UA's win? Shit, you are starting to sound like Enfuego on the basketball forum.

Post by **UAdevil** » Sat Sep 05, 2015 9:48 pm

Scummy Dick Douglas wrote:
UAdevil wrote:A&M is not good.
Make sure to come back and tell me how they are not good in December.

I'll need to see a hell of a lot more from A&M than rolling over a shitty ASU team before I'm comfortable calling them good.

krissyp · Post by **krissyp** » Sat Sep 05, 2015 9:54 pm

UAdevil wrote:
Scummy Dick Douglas wrote:
UAdevil wrote:A&M is not good.
Make sure to come back and tell me how they are not good in December.
I'll need to see a hell of a lot more from A&M than rolling over a shitty ASU team before I'm comfortable calling them good.

Gilbertcat · Post by **Gilbertcat** » Sat Sep 05, 2015 10:03 pm

When you hype up the fans stating you will win the natty and even have nc16 on your burger King wristbands, you get what you get

splitsecond · Post by **splitsecond** » Sat Sep 05, 2015 10:18 pm

I don't always celebrate Ass To Mouth Aggies victories, but when I do, it's against Coach Madonna and The Desert Heat. #sleepinggiant

azcat49 · Post by **azcat49** » Sat Sep 05, 2015 10:20 pm

Scummy Dick Douglas wrote:
OSUCat wrote:Wait, or you arguing that ASU loss to A&M is better than a win? yikes. Argue that your record will still be better, but don't argue a win is worse than a loss.
If A&M is as good as I think they are, being down to them 24-17 with four minutes to play in hostile territory will be better then struggling to put away UTSA, yes. Regardless of either games, both teams are undefeated in PAC 12 play. My point is, if both ASU and UA were in the playoff discussion at the end of the season, I predict this loss will be easier to justify than that win by UA.

Maybe we can at least agree that the PAC 12 looks like absolute dog shit right now, which sucks because I have been trying to point out how fluffed up the SEC rep is.

So the clown took time from the circus to post. Berkovici is what most thought, great arm with tunnel vision. CTG got out coached, not surprising.

Devil D was good and kept them in the game but as was pointed out to you, your receiving corp was abysmal.

I actually thought you could win this game but the play of your offense was so sub par it was a miracle you were close. Save for two TAM errors on their side of the field and this might have been a rout.

And you actually think a 21 point blow out loss is probably more forgivable than a very mediocre performance and win against UTSA? Well it won't matter as you have a few more losses on your schedule after viewing that POS clown act.

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Sun Sep 06, 2015 2:52 am

Catstatic · Post by **Catstatic** » Sun Sep 06, 2015 6:31 am

Scummy Dick Douglas wrote:
OSUCat wrote:Wait, or you arguing that ASU loss to A&M is better than a win? yikes. Argue that your record will still be better, but don't argue a win is worse than a loss.
If A&M is as good as I think they are, being down to them 24-17 with four minutes to play in hostile territory will be better then struggling to put away UTSA, yes. Regardless of either games, both teams are undefeated in PAC 12 play. My point is, if both ASU and UA were in the playoff discussion at the end of the season, I predict this loss will be easier to justify than that win by UA.

Maybe we can at least agree that the PAC 12 looks like absolute dog shit right now, which sucks because I have been trying to point out how fluffed up the SEC rep is.

They're not. A&M will be exposed once SEC play starts. And as to the SEC, since this is the only SEC Pac 12 game before the bowl games, way to represent.

PAC teams that looked like crap: ASU, Stanford and Washington State.

Teams that represented: Utah, UCLA, USC, California

Arizona would be in the "underperformed" category.

Go Cats!!

Post by **UAdevil** » Sun Sep 06, 2015 12:00 pm

Rumor is that Ballage has mono. Could redshirt.

splitsecond · Post by **splitsecond** » Sun Sep 06, 2015 1:48 pm

UAdevil wrote:Rumor is that Ballage has mono. Could redshirt.

i thought that kind of smiting by the football gods only happened to us

Post by **UAdevil** » Sun Sep 06, 2015 1:57 pm

Toad said they sent him home so he didn't infect anyone else on the team. If he has mono I gotta wonder how much making out happens in the locker room...

dc4azcats · Post by **dc4azcats** » Sun Sep 06, 2015 11:16 pm

I think Berco just got sacked again.

Hey Scummy, any truth to the rumor that the Assu OL wants the all time sack record? Props to them as 9 sacks given up in one game is pretty impressive. I mean, who knew that it would be a record for the TAM D in one game? I think the number for Assu OL with most sacks given up in a season is 55 or something like that isn't it? You give up 9 in your first game and you're seriously trying to make a run at it. At that rate they could shatter it. Good for them.

Puerco · Post by **Puerco** » Sun Sep 06, 2015 11:40 pm

Scummy Dick, no 21 point loss is better than any win. Ever.

Irish27 · Post by **Irish27** » Mon Sep 07, 2015 7:38 am

whatisee · Post by **whatisee** » Mon Sep 07, 2015 8:10 am

Irish27 wrote:

i just pissed myself

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Mon Sep 07, 2015 8:19 am

Irish,
Thanks for finding dw99 for us!

Catstatic · Post by **Catstatic** » Mon Sep 07, 2015 10:04 am

Irish27 wrote:

I have had a few meltdowns exactly like that. Never taped them, however. Hilarious!

Go Cats!!

Bruins01 · Post by **Bruins01** » Mon Sep 07, 2015 10:24 am

Maybe ASU fans and the media should stop taking Todd Graham's blustery bullshit so seriously every year?

CalStateTempe · Post by **CalStateTempe** » Mon Sep 07, 2015 10:35 am

Bruins01 wrote:Maybe ASU fans and the media should stop taking Todd Graham's blustery bullshit so seriously every year?

Maybe the sun will rise in the west and set in the east for once.

Being an ARIZONA fan, watching Lucy (TG/Phx Media) prop up the football for ASU fan only to take it away every late Sept/Early Oct never gets old. Some people look for the leaves to change to tell them its fall, Arizona fan just waits for Sleeping Clown Colleges dreams to falter.

Never fails, you can set a watch to it, just this year it came early.

dc4azcats · Post by **dc4azcats** » Mon Sep 07, 2015 10:39 am

Bruins01 wrote:Maybe ASU fans and the media should stop taking Todd Graham's blustery bullshit so seriously every year?

It's actually quite stunning how so many in the national media took it hook, line and sinker. Which begs the question, did they not hear the same crap the last 3 seasons or was this the first time they actually paid attention to him?

FightWildcatsFight · Post by **FightWildcatsFight** » Mon Sep 07, 2015 11:30 am

Not sure we are really in a place to be criticizing anyone else's o-line play or defense

ASUHATER! · Post by **ASUHATER!** » Mon Sep 07, 2015 11:40 am

FightWildcatsFight wrote:Not sure we are really in a place to be criticizing anyone else's o-line play or defense

Yeah we can. its ASU and they lost after saying they're going to win the national championship

Sage&Silver · Post by **Sage&Silver** » Mon Sep 07, 2015 8:41 pm

...having my Dad's new wife taking my blood pressure and shit <-- The most ASU phrase ever?

I don't know what's best; the rant or the Erlich Bachman look.

Irish27 · Post by **Irish27** » Tue Sep 22, 2015 9:41 pm

Go to around 2:50 on the video.

Fishclamps · Post by **Fishclamps** » Tue Sep 22, 2015 10:03 pm

Always loved Colbert

Puerco · Post by **Puerco** » Wed Sep 23, 2015 6:58 am

I went to Colbert's website to print myself an ASU degree, but it wasn't available. Probably sold out.

Gilbertcat · Post by **Gilbertcat** » Thu Sep 24, 2015 1:32 pm

ASU mascot’s stunt puts councilman in hospital

http://ktar.com/story/657940/asu-mascot ... -hospital/

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Thu Sep 24, 2015 3:21 pm

wyo-cat · Post by **wyo-cat** » Thu Sep 24, 2015 5:01 pm

There was no intent to harm the geezer by Spanky, but it really does reinforce that that place up north is Clown State University.

CalStateTempe · Post by **CalStateTempe** » Thu Sep 24, 2015 6:10 pm

sue his ass. what a dumb ass mascot. especially since the guy just had back surgery.

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Sat Sep 26, 2015 8:58 pm

So far ASSU is having just as bad a night as we did.

scumdevils86 · Post by **scumdevils86** » Sat Sep 26, 2015 9:04 pm

At least there's asu to help with my pain

CalStateTempe · Post by **CalStateTempe** » Sat Sep 26, 2015 9:05 pm

Oregon getting blown out too.

CalStateTempe · Post by **CalStateTempe** » Sat Sep 26, 2015 9:05 pm

Utah is going to skull fuck us.

WildcatStunner · Post by **WildcatStunner** » Sat Sep 26, 2015 9:06 pm

35 - 0. Real quiet across the state of AZ.

FightWildcatsFight · Post by **FightWildcatsFight** » Sat Sep 26, 2015 10:11 pm

Nothing like watching ASu also get embarrassed on national television to make me feel a little better after a bad game.

Misery loves company.

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Sat Sep 26, 2015 10:31 pm

All the home teams lost this weekend.

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Sat Sep 26, 2015 10:40 pm

azgreg wrote:All the home teams lost this weekend.

Except 'Rado vs. Nicholls

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Sat Sep 26, 2015 11:17 pm

UAEebs86 wrote:
azgreg wrote:All the home teams lost this weekend.
Except 'Rado vs. Nicholls

I was referring to conference games.

CatsbyAZ · Post by **CatsbyAZ** » Sun Sep 27, 2015 6:42 am

FightWildcatsFight wrote:Nothing like watching ASu also get embarrassed on national television to make me feel a little better after a bad game.

Misery loves company.

Yep! When it was clear UCLA was going to trounce us all night I stepped away from the ledge by drinking and flipping over to SC putting on a merciless hurt against ASU.

Irish27 · Post by **Irish27** » Sun Sep 27, 2015 9:53 pm

shimdic · Post by **shimdic** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 1:00 am

Irish27 wrote:

Why do they have a hammer?

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 5:43 am

shimdic wrote:Why do they have a hammer?

I guess the trident wasn't enough.

CatsbyAZ · Post by **CatsbyAZ** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 7:59 am

BAREDOWN wrote:I normally don't look at the weevil boards, but I couldn't resist after the game tonight. Being in Phoenix, and hearing the constant hype for the last 9 months has been brutal. I checked the site to see how they were feeling after the loss. The thread titles I saw were fricken hilarious.. Enjoy

5 hours ago these jack balls were on cloud 9. Sleep tight tonight scummies. You are 0-1.

Over the weekend this same board made EVERYONE apply for access, and upon reapplying my account was DENIED posting privileges. Only known pro-ASU accounts granted ACCESS.

Post by **UAdevil** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 9:24 am

Cowards.

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 10:57 am

Adidas should just stop . . . but not before they introduce ASSU unis that look like actual vomit.

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 11:03 am

When did gray become one of their school colors?

ASUHATER! · Post by **ASUHATER!** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 11:40 am

And black. And copper. And white

splitsecond · Post by **splitsecond** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 4:26 pm

Bickley and Marotta were ripping on the sales pitch and how fans are tired of it, and how Bercovici is saying all the same crap as Graham now. Good stuff.

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