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Like all time bordering on Oregon state in the 70s and 80s or northwestern in the 70s and 80s territory. That 12-1 season in 2007 seems so far away where they were a one score loss to Missouri away from possibly playing for a national title. Since 2010 they are 12-48 (3-41 in big 12 games) with an average margin of defeat of 36-18. Only score more than 30 points 11 times in 60 games.

Historically awful with no end in sight. Going 4-8 this year would be a miracle. Compare this run to our worst 5 years when we thought the world had ended with football (2002-2006) where we went 18-40 and 10-31 in conference.
i was going to put the ua/asu records here...but i forgot what they were.

i'll just go with fuck asu.
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Should've stayed with Turner Gill under far less favorable contract terms.

KU still doesn't understand how to handle its football program.
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If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.
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Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy
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Look at you go Kansas!
Of the 12 coaches, Rush picked the one whose fans have the deepest passion, the longest memories, the greatest lung capacity and … did I mention deep passion?
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And still have $5M on the books payable to Fat Charlie!
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Wake, Vandy, Purdue, throw in Colorado and even Idaho at the next level down.

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pretty depressing for kansas...but still LOL.

though I remember reading previews about arizona like that in about 2005 :/
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Since 2010, North Dakota State has won as many games against Big 12 opponents as Kansas.
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Kansas is getting mauled by S Dakota St. :lol:
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Told ya
i was going to put the ua/asu records here...but i forgot what they were.

i'll just go with fuck asu.
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Kansas making a furious comeback.
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catgrad97 wrote:Should've stayed with Turner Gill under far less favorable contract terms.

KU still doesn't understand how to handle its football program.
They need to re-hire Mark Mangino. Coached Kansas to an Orange Bowl victory, a team that won 12 games.
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Irish27 wrote:
catgrad97 wrote:Should've stayed with Turner Gill under far less favorable contract terms.

KU still doesn't understand how to handle its football program.
They need to re-hire Mark Mangino. Coached Kansas to an Orange Bowl victory, a team that won 12 games.
The buffet restaurants in Lawrence disagree.
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Merkin wrote:The Enterprise?
And apparently their plan is to crash the ship into the very Jayhawk looking "Intergalactic Monster"'s mouth?

The could've probably got away with shooting some semen out of the "Starship Enterprise" and into the "Intergalactic Monster"'s mouth and just said "We were just shooting the pulse laser."

Also that's the first time I've seen the video. They're seriously about jamming the "Starship Enterprise" into the beast's mouth; they even have his mouth open up a little bit more when the "Starship Enterprise" really gets in there.

Just epic all around. I don't really know what it takes to get fired from bank camp and I have no clue how any of those people planning/executing that could keep their jobs, but bravo on the effort.
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So Kansas lost 55-23 to Memphis at home today. Probably a more than 50% chance they go winless.
i was going to put the ua/asu records here...but i forgot what they were.

i'll just go with fuck asu.
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Pretty sad when you football program is delegated to "field".
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Kansas won their first road game since 2009 today
i was going to put the ua/asu records here...but i forgot what they were.

i'll just go with fuck asu.
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Sweet, we're worse than Kansas football
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Couple of KS small colleges.
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They won the same number of games through nine games this year that they won the last three years combined, and now they fire him?
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UAEebs86 wrote:They won the same number of games through nine games this year that they won the last three years combined, and now they fire him?
Yeah they actually have 3 wins including 2 over power 5 teams and now they do it? This will probably be their best season in years.
i was going to put the ua/asu records here...but i forgot what they were.

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Maybe they’re getting Harbaugh.
Of the 12 coaches, Rush picked the one whose fans have the deepest passion, the longest memories, the greatest lung capacity and … did I mention deep passion?
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Chicat wrote:Maybe they’re getting Harbaugh.

John might be available soon.
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Hmmm....

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Les Miles?
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Chicat wrote:Les Miles?
Wow!
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-_-
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Hmmm.


Don’t know what to feel about this.
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CalStateTempe wrote:Hmmm.


Don’t know what to feel about this.
If he hires Rich Rod as O coordinator then you can get mad. :evil:
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Saw that in another thread.

Carl Lewis: uh oh!
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No Les No More.
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Police must be KU fans which is probably true in all small college towns. They need to be investigate too.

When asked why an offense report was not created for this particular 911 call, Lawrence police did not respond.
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It has happened before when KU basketball players were in a fight at a bar (they were underage), one guy was hurt (not basketball player) the police showed and no record was made of the event. I'm sure it happens a lot in other places too.
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