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Post your gallows humor here if you're so inclined.

First two that hit me:

--At least we don't have to vacate any Final Fours. Thanks, Wisconsin!
--This is the best day in the history of the G League/D League.
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Is this just like '97?
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Chance made the right decision.
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Are we right where we wanna be?
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Alieberman wrote:Chance made the right decision.
Lol
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Alieberman wrote:Chance made the right decision.
This made me legit LOL
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After all these years.. Basnight was actually right.
i was going to put the ua/asu records here...but i forgot what they were.

i'll just go with fuck asu.
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Finally, we made the front page of ESPN!
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At least we don't have to worry about Brandon Williams decomitting due to Quinerly coming here.
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Main Event wrote:
Alieberman wrote:Chance made the right decision.
This made me legit LOL
Happy to help, we all need a good laugh on days like today!
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All of our jobs are better than Dave Heeke's right now.

He must be thinking, why the fuck did I leave Central Michigan?
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Alieberman wrote:Chance made the right decision.
On what management firm to select?
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Seen on r/collegebasketball:

"If the FBI uses a zone defense on us, we're f*cked."
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azpenguin wrote:Seen on r/collegebasketball:

"If the FBI uses a zone defense on us, we're f*cked."
That's fantastic!
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Lmao!
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Lots of good humor over st the Reddit college basketball page.

"I'm really going to miss competing in elite 8s"

I wonder if there is anyway we can turn this event into a game like a pocket, ff tourney braket, or survival pool? I'm taking Coastal Carolina as coming out of this unscathed.
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Cracking #2! Sorry no gifs
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IMNSHO, if you're paying a kid $150K to sign, it's obscene to provide him with free prostitutes...

... tel him to grow up and pay his own way
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Frybry02 wrote:Cracking #2! Sorry no gifs
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Spaceman Spiff wrote: --At least we don't have to vacate any Final Fours.
UA finally made a Final Four, with Auburn, USC and OK State.

The FBI's Final Four.







/not mine, saw it earlier on Twitter.
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ASUHATER! wrote:After all these years.. Basnight was actually right.
Lmao. Basnight popped in my head less than 30 seconds after I started learning of this.
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Wasn't sevun supposed to be over by now?
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Yea I'm happy/sad to say that ol basnight was my 2nd thought at 7 am today.
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This was a shitty day.
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ASSU program is cleared after feds found there shoe deal to be with Payless Shoe Source who is in bankrupcy
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FBI Investigation: Its Miller Time!
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If the news drops tomorrow that UA was systematically deflating the balls, then watch out!

The good news is now I can switch back to FIOS because I'm only with comcast for the pac12 channel
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He touched the bribe! HE touched the bribe!!
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Breaking News: Big Baller Brand is the only shoe company not under investigation
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For five minutes, Ace Thakore mysteriously resurfaces on one dark web forum as "Big Pussy."
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What a day. Some old faces we haven't seen in a while. Sup to jw. Stay tuned to goaz...I mean bdw!
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If we lose a few scholies, we'll probably lose in the S16!
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Now I kneel during the national anthem in prayer for Arizona athletics.
Of the 12 coaches, Rush picked the one whose fans have the deepest passion, the longest memories, the greatest lung capacity and … did I mention deep passion?
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Having trouble sleeping? :)
'A parent is the one person who is supposed to make their kid think they can do anything. Says they're beautiful even when they're ugly. Thinks they're smart even when they go to Arizona State.' -- Jack Donaghy
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Great season tickets will soon be available!
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I'm going to start telling people I went to art school.
Of the 12 coaches, Rush picked the one whose fans have the deepest passion, the longest memories, the greatest lung capacity and … did I mention deep passion?
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Guess we won't mind so much when they confuse Arizona and Arizona State. "Oh, corruption, yeah, that's Arizona State."
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azpenguin wrote:Guess we won't mind so much when they confuse Arizona and Arizona State. "Oh, corruption, yeah, that's Arizona State."
Yeah, but then people will mention NCAA tournaments and top five recruiting classes, and the confusion goes away.
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Over/Under the number of nudes from Louisville area cougars/coeds that the FBI found on Pitino's computer and phone?
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UofAlum05 wrote:Over/Under the number of nudes from Louisville area cougars/coeds that the FBI found on Pitino's computer and phone?
He could probably only flip through a couple pics in 26 seconds so........
Of the 12 coaches, Rush picked the one whose fans have the deepest passion, the longest memories, the greatest lung capacity and … did I mention deep passion?
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I made this instead of spending all day obsessing over rumors on twitter

https://imgur.com/a/jMDdY
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So let me get this straight. U of A provided pizza to prospective student athletes again? When will we learn?
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Yeah, I chuckled.

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New team logos

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