Gallows Humor

Spaceman Spiff · Post by **Spaceman Spiff** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 12:43 pm

Post your gallows humor here if you're so inclined.

First two that hit me:

--At least we don't have to vacate any Final Fours. Thanks, Wisconsin!
--This is the best day in the history of the G League/D League.

CalStateTempe · Post by **CalStateTempe** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 2:51 pm

Is this just like '97?

Alieberman · Post by **Alieberman** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 3:29 pm

Chance made the right decision.

Beachcat97 · Post by **Beachcat97** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 3:29 pm

Are we right where we wanna be?

CalStateTempe · Post by **CalStateTempe** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 3:42 pm

Alieberman wrote:Chance made the right decision.

Lol

Main Event · Post by **Main Event** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 3:44 pm

Alieberman wrote:Chance made the right decision.

This made me legit LOL

ASUHATER! · Post by **ASUHATER!** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 3:44 pm

After all these years.. Basnight was actually right.

Frybry02 · Post by **Frybry02** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 3:45 pm

Finally, we made the front page of ESPN!

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 3:59 pm

At least we don't have to worry about Brandon Williams decomitting due to Quinerly coming here.

Alieberman · Post by **Alieberman** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 4:00 pm

Main Event wrote:
Alieberman wrote:Chance made the right decision.
This made me legit LOL

Happy to help, we all need a good laugh on days like today!

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 4:01 pm

All of our jobs are better than Dave Heeke's right now.

He must be thinking, why the fuck did I leave Central Michigan?

Spaceman Spiff · Post by **Spaceman Spiff** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 4:06 pm

Alieberman wrote:Chance made the right decision.

On what management firm to select?

azpenguin · Post by **azpenguin** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 4:07 pm

Seen on r/collegebasketball:

"If the FBI uses a zone defense on us, we're f*cked."

Alieberman · Post by **Alieberman** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 4:11 pm

azpenguin wrote:Seen on r/collegebasketball:

"If the FBI uses a zone defense on us, we're f*cked."

That's fantastic!

CalStateTempe · Post by **CalStateTempe** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 4:42 pm

Lmao!

CalStateTempe · Post by **CalStateTempe** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 5:16 pm

Lots of good humor over st the Reddit college basketball page.

"I'm really going to miss competing in elite 8s"

I wonder if there is anyway we can turn this event into a game like a pocket, ff tourney braket, or survival pool? I'm taking Coastal Carolina as coming out of this unscathed.

Frybry02 · Post by **Frybry02** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 5:45 pm

Cracking #2! Sorry no gifs

pc in NM · Post by **pc in NM** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 5:55 pm

IMNSHO, if you're paying a kid $150K to sign, it's obscene to provide him with free prostitutes...

... tel him to grow up and pay his own way

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 5:56 pm

Frybry02 wrote:Cracking #2! Sorry no gifs

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 5:58 pm

Spaceman Spiff wrote: --At least we don't have to vacate any Final Fours.

UA finally made a Final Four, with Auburn, USC and OK State.

The FBI's Final Four.

/not mine, saw it earlier on Twitter.

rgdeuce · Post by **rgdeuce** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 5:59 pm

ASUHATER! wrote:After all these years.. Basnight was actually right.

Lmao. Basnight popped in my head less than 30 seconds after I started learning of this.

CalStateTempe · Post by **CalStateTempe** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 6:04 pm

Wasn't sevun supposed to be over by now?

scumdevils86 · Post by **scumdevils86** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 6:06 pm

Yea I'm happy/sad to say that ol basnight was my 2nd thought at 7 am today.

CalStateTempe · Post by **CalStateTempe** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 6:10 pm

This was a shitty day.

azcat49 · Post by **azcat49** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 7:13 pm

ASSU program is cleared after feds found there shoe deal to be with Payless Shoe Source who is in bankrupcy

azdoubledown · Post by **azdoubledown** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 7:59 pm

FBI Investigation: Its Miller Time!

JW_in_Boston · Post by **JW_in_Boston** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 8:05 pm

If the news drops tomorrow that UA was systematically deflating the balls, then watch out!

The good news is now I can switch back to FIOS because I'm only with comcast for the pac12 channel

pc in NM · Post by **pc in NM** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 8:08 pm

He touched the bribe! HE touched the bribe!!

Frybry02 · Post by **Frybry02** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 8:25 pm

Breaking News: Big Baller Brand is the only shoe company not under investigation

catgrad97 · Post by **catgrad97** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 8:33 pm

For five minutes, Ace Thakore mysteriously resurfaces on one dark web forum as "Big Pussy."

scumdevils86 · Post by **scumdevils86** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 11:01 pm

What a day. Some old faces we haven't seen in a while. Sup to jw. Stay tuned to goaz...I mean bdw!

1stNGrant Frys · Post by **1stNGrant Frys** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 11:10 pm

If we lose a few scholies, we'll probably lose in the S16!

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Wed Sep 27, 2017 4:51 am

Now I kneel during the national anthem in prayer for Arizona athletics.

Puerco · Post by **Puerco** » Wed Sep 27, 2017 6:18 am

Having trouble sleeping?

azpenguin · Post by **azpenguin** » Wed Sep 27, 2017 10:05 am

Great season tickets will soon be available!

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Wed Sep 27, 2017 10:50 am

I'm going to start telling people I went to art school.

azpenguin · Post by **azpenguin** » Wed Sep 27, 2017 1:00 pm

Guess we won't mind so much when they confuse Arizona and Arizona State. "Oh, corruption, yeah, that's Arizona State."

Spaceman Spiff · Post by **Spaceman Spiff** » Wed Sep 27, 2017 1:10 pm

azpenguin wrote:Guess we won't mind so much when they confuse Arizona and Arizona State. "Oh, corruption, yeah, that's Arizona State."

Yeah, but then people will mention NCAA tournaments and top five recruiting classes, and the confusion goes away.

UofAlum05 · Post by **UofAlum05** » Wed Sep 27, 2017 2:38 pm

Over/Under the number of nudes from Louisville area cougars/coeds that the FBI found on Pitino's computer and phone?

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Wed Sep 27, 2017 2:53 pm

UofAlum05 wrote:Over/Under the number of nudes from Louisville area cougars/coeds that the FBI found on Pitino's computer and phone?

He could probably only flip through a couple pics in 26 seconds so........

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Wed Sep 27, 2017 3:09 pm

US_Bennett · Post by **US_Bennett** » Wed Sep 27, 2017 4:57 pm

I made this instead of spending all day obsessing over rumors on twitter

https://imgur.com/a/jMDdY

ALASKACAT · Post by **ALASKACAT** » Thu Sep 28, 2017 12:40 am

So let me get this straight. U of A provided pizza to prospective student athletes again? When will we learn?

Pop McKale · Post by **Pop McKale** » Thu Sep 28, 2017 11:14 am

Yeah, I chuckled.

Jefe · Post by **Jefe** » Thu Sep 28, 2017 11:14 am

New team logos

https://imgur.com/a/1RlAv" target="_blank

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