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Re: Best/Worst analysts/commentators/announcers

Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2022 5:51 pm
by UAEebs86
Pops? Columbo? Spears?


Re: Best/Worst analysts/commentators/announcers

Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2022 6:04 pm
by Merkin
Estonia has been a NATO member since 2004. There is no concern. Biden has been very clear on if any NATO country is attacked.

Is what I would have said.

Re: Best/Worst analysts/commentators/announcers

Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2022 8:06 pm
by Postmaster
What did Kerr say?

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Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2022 6:34 am
by EastCoastCat
He probably did his big balls dance when they brought it up.

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Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2022 7:37 pm
by U.P. Zona Fan
"The huskies are a tournament team, please."

- bill walton

Re: Best/Worst analysts/commentators/announcers

Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2022 7:44 pm
by Alieberman
Wasn't able to watch game tonight but I did get to listen to Brian Jeffries.... file under the best.

Love listening to him.

Re: Best/Worst analysts/commentators/announcers

Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2022 7:47 pm
by Longhorned
I'm watching Walton/Pasch on ESPN

Re: Best/Worst analysts/commentators/announcers

Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2022 7:51 pm
by EastCoastCat
Longhorned wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 7:47 pm I'm watching Walton/Pasch on ESPN
Walton is extra nasty tonight. Complaining about not being able to see the possession clock?

If I was Pasch I would just shoot him and put us all out of our misery.

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Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:01 pm
by dovecanyoncat
EastCoastCat wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 7:51 pm
Longhorned wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 7:47 pm I'm watching Walton/Pasch on ESPN
Walton is extra nasty tonight. Complaining about not being able to see the possession clock?

If I was Pasch I would just shoot him and put us all out of our misery.
Can't we just shoot them both?

Re: Best/Worst analysts/commentators/announcers

Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:41 pm
by Chicat
dovecanyoncat wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:01 pm
EastCoastCat wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 7:51 pm
Longhorned wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 7:47 pm I'm watching Walton/Pasch on ESPN
Walton is extra nasty tonight. Complaining about not being able to see the possession clock?

If I was Pasch I would just shoot him and put us all out of our misery.
Can't we just shoot them both?
With a tranq dart might be fun.

Re: Best/Worst analysts/commentators/announcers

Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:42 pm
by UAEebs86
Chicat wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:41 pm
dovecanyoncat wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:01 pm
EastCoastCat wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 7:51 pm
Longhorned wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 7:47 pm I'm watching Walton/Pasch on ESPN
Walton is extra nasty tonight. Complaining about not being able to see the possession clock?

If I was Pasch I would just shoot him and put us all out of our misery.
Can't we just shoot them both?
With a tranq dart might be fun.

No way a tranq dart takes out Walton after all the painkillers he's taken.

Re: Best/Worst analysts/commentators/announcers

Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:50 pm
by Chicat
UAEebs86 wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:42 pm
Chicat wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:41 pm
dovecanyoncat wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:01 pm
EastCoastCat wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 7:51 pm
Longhorned wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 7:47 pm I'm watching Walton/Pasch on ESPN
Walton is extra nasty tonight. Complaining about not being able to see the possession clock?

If I was Pasch I would just shoot him and put us all out of our misery.
Can't we just shoot them both?
With a tranq dart might be fun.

No way a tranq dart takes out Walton after all the painkillers he's taken.
I just imagine Pasch turning to Walton and slurring “So thish ish what freedom tastes like?” and Walton replying, “I am a Redwood. I AM freedom.”

Re: Best/Worst analysts/commentators/announcers

Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2022 9:52 pm
by EastCoastCat
Chicat wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:50 pm
UAEebs86 wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:42 pm
Chicat wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:41 pm
dovecanyoncat wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:01 pm
EastCoastCat wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 7:51 pm

Walton is extra nasty tonight. Complaining about not being able to see the possession clock?

If I was Pasch I would just shoot him and put us all out of our misery.
Can't we just shoot them both?
With a tranq dart might be fun.

No way a tranq dart takes out Walton after all the painkillers he's taken.
I just imagine Pasch turning to Walton and slurring “So thish ish what freedom tastes like?” and Walton replying, “I am a Redwood. I AM freedom.”
I wish Pasch would turn to Walton and say stop being such a fucking moron.

Re: Best/Worst analysts/commentators/announcers

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2022 3:25 am
by Olsondogg
EastCoastCat wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 9:52 pm
Chicat wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:50 pm
UAEebs86 wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:42 pm
Chicat wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:41 pm
dovecanyoncat wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:01 pm

Can't we just shoot them both?
With a tranq dart might be fun.

No way a tranq dart takes out Walton after all the painkillers he's taken.
I just imagine Pasch turning to Walton and slurring “So thish ish what freedom tastes like?” and Walton replying, “I am a Redwood. I AM freedom.”
I wish Pasch would turn to Walton and say stop being such a fucking moron.
It’s the other way around

Re: Best/Worst analysts/commentators/announcers

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2022 5:56 am
by EastCoastCat
Olsondogg wrote: Fri Feb 18, 2022 3:25 am
EastCoastCat wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 9:52 pm
Chicat wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:50 pm
UAEebs86 wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:42 pm
Chicat wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:41 pm

With a tranq dart might be fun.

No way a tranq dart takes out Walton after all the painkillers he's taken.
I just imagine Pasch turning to Walton and slurring “So thish ish what freedom tastes like?” and Walton replying, “I am a Redwood. I AM freedom.”
I wish Pasch would turn to Walton and say stop being such a fucking moron.
It’s the other way around
No, it really isn't if you want to seriously watch a basketball game.

Re: Best/Worst analysts/commentators/announcers

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2022 8:54 am
by pc in NM
EastCoastCat wrote: Fri Feb 18, 2022 5:56 am
Olsondogg wrote: Fri Feb 18, 2022 3:25 am
EastCoastCat wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 9:52 pm
Chicat wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:50 pm
UAEebs86 wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:42 pm


No way a tranq dart takes out Walton after all the painkillers he's taken.
I just imagine Pasch turning to Walton and slurring “So thish ish what freedom tastes like?” and Walton replying, “I am a Redwood. I AM freedom.”
I wish Pasch would turn to Walton and say stop being such a fucking moron.
It’s the other way around
No, it really isn't if you want to seriously watch a boring basketball game.
FIFY

Re: Best/Worst analysts/commentators/announcers

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2022 8:57 am
by Chicat
“No basketball game could ever be boring if you eat enough shrooms.”

- Bill Walton (probably)

Re: Best/Worst analysts/commentators/announcers

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2022 9:20 am
by WildcatStunner
Chicat wrote: Fri Feb 18, 2022 8:57 am “No basketball game could ever be boring if you eat enough shrooms.”

- Bill Walton (probably)
“Did you know the worlds largest mushroom is in Oregon?”

-Bill Walton

Re: Best/Worst analysts/commentators/announcers

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2022 1:59 pm
by Olsondogg
Seth Greenberg standing by the espn story 5 years later is an unsurprising, yet interesting development

Re: Best/Worst analysts/commentators/announcers

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2022 3:27 pm
by Chicat
Olsondogg wrote: Fri Feb 18, 2022 1:59 pm Seth Greenberg standing by the espn story 5 years later is an unsurprising, yet interesting development
If he says they were wrong, that opens his company up to possible lawsuits by CSM and Arizona.

ESPN will back Schlacock’s story until the sun explodes and engulfs the earth in its merciful fire.

Re: Best/Worst analysts/commentators/announcers

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2022 3:39 pm
by UAEebs86
Fuck Seth Greenberg with a wooden spoon.

Re: Best/Worst analysts/commentators/announcers

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2022 7:10 pm
by dovecanyoncat
I have in mind some particular tender mercies for Seth's orbital tissues.

Re: Best/Worst analysts/commentators/announcers

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2022 7:54 pm
by U.P. Zona Fan
WildcatStunner wrote: Fri Feb 18, 2022 9:20 am
Chicat wrote: Fri Feb 18, 2022 8:57 am “No basketball game could ever be boring if you eat enough shrooms.”

- Bill Walton (probably)
“Did you know the worlds largest mushroom is in Oregon?”

-Bill Walton
I'm pretty sure the "humongous fungus" is in the U.P., and it might get be growing on the roots of the largest Aspen clone in the world.

Re: Best/Worst analysts/commentators/announcers

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2022 7:57 pm
by UAEebs86
Humongous Fungus was my Smiths cover band.

Re: Best/Worst analysts/commentators/announcers

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2022 8:09 pm
by dovecanyoncat
UAEebs86 wrote: Fri Feb 18, 2022 7:57 pm Humongous Fungus was my Smiths cover band.
The Caucus Humongous was the name of our spur-of-the-moment joint venture contracting entity thrown together to bid jobs within a larger groovy hippie workers' collective in 1970s Eugene Oregon. But mostly it was to talk smack to the Womyn's Glom lesbian joint venture.

Re: Best/Worst analysts/commentators/announcers

Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2022 11:43 pm
by prh

Re: Best/Worst analysts/commentators/announcers

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2022 7:06 pm
by 97cats
what the fuck was that nonsense at the half, the second analyst said "consistency" was a problem with Arizona and they had to "prove" to the country they are "worthy" of a #1 seed and separate from the pack.

yikes 25-2 ...time to press the gas here in the second half.

Re: Best/Worst analysts/commentators/announcers

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2022 8:16 pm
by KillerKlown
If I were a blind person and had to hear these two deep thinkers talk I'd think it was an all Colorado Buffs scrimmage. Corey Williams is awful.

Re: Best/Worst analysts/commentators/announcers

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2022 8:23 pm
by SabinoDrifter
It’s clear he’s not very prepared

Re: Best/Worst analysts/commentators/announcers

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2022 11:57 pm
by Postmaster
97cats wrote: Sat Feb 26, 2022 7:06 pm what the fuck was that nonsense at the half, the second analyst said "consistency" was a problem with Arizona and they had to "prove" to the country they are "worthy" of a #1 seed and separate from the pack.

yikes 25-2 ...time to press the gas here in the second half.
That was stupid. I told my wife “that guy has no clue”.
I’m unfathomable he is on the air.

Re: Best/Worst analysts/commentators/announcers

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2022 8:24 pm
by Postmaster
I just saw a commercial on History Channel about a show about food that built America or something like that.
The commercial starred RJ and Frye doing a sports-like preview of the show.

Re: Best/Worst analysts/commentators/announcers

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2022 8:54 am
by Olsondogg
Bilas has become a whiny bitch, or maybe he always was.

Clearly that’s a foul.

Re: Best/Worst analysts/commentators/announcers

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2022 10:09 am
by pc in NM
Regardless what anyone thinks of Bilas, et. al., I believe they were assigned last nite's game because the consesus was that it would be a battle, and probably that the U of A would be exposed as over-rated.

I'm glad they, and ESPN were there, in LA, the biggest media center in the West!! EVERYONE got to see just what a high quality team the Cats have!!! Our two frontline stars C-Lo & AT were hampered by ticky-tack foul calls from early in the game, but Arizona did not miss a beat!!! Our 8-player rotation is largely interchangeable and we can be expected to match up with any opposing talent of style!!!

Bilas could have hardly been more complimentary of Arizona, and I think the visibility accorded by ESPN and LA media have cemented us as a #1 seed, regardless of what happenes at the PAC-12 tourney in Vegas.

BEAR DOWN ARIZONA!!!!

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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2022 10:23 am
by Longhorned
I agree with all of this.

And while we're on the topic:

Has it become abundantly clear that the conference tourneys have come to mean absolutely nothing for the committee's bracket, other than slotting in conference tourney champions?

Re: Best/Worst analysts/commentators/announcers

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2022 10:24 am
by RondaeShimmy
We almost made Rece Davis cream himself several times watching our team

Re: Best/Worst analysts/commentators/announcers

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2022 10:44 am
by Chicat
Longhorned wrote: Wed Mar 02, 2022 10:23 am I agree with all of this.

And while we're on the topic:

Has it become abundantly clear that the conference tourneys have come to mean absolutely nothing for the committee's bracket, other than slotting in conference tourney champions?
A) I was very happy that the majority of the ass kicking happened in the first half. That allowed Eastern & Central viewers to go to bed at 11 or midnight thinking that Arizona is most definitely one of the best two or three teams in the country and worthy of our high ranking and a #1 seed.

B) This season there is a clear distinction between the top 15 teams and everyone else. One or two games in a tournament that’s an obvious cash grab for the conferences won’t change that. Arizona losing in the second round to Colorado or Oregon won’t impact their body of work at all, nor should it. The previous 31 games definitively proved they are a 1 seed.

Re: Best/Worst analysts/commentators/announcers

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2022 10:49 am
by Merkin
Longhorned wrote: Wed Mar 02, 2022 10:23 am Has it become abundantly clear that the conference tourneys have come to mean absolutely nothing for the committee's bracket, other than slotting in conference tourney champions?
Might get Oregon State back into the NCAAs if they win the tourney again!

Re: Best/Worst analysts/commentators/announcers

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2022 11:21 am
by Alieberman
I dislike Bilas for all of the obvious reasons... but it was clear he and Reece were both enjoying watching an elite basketball team playing an elite game

Re: Best/Worst analysts/commentators/announcers

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2022 11:28 am
by Chicat
Alieberman wrote: Wed Mar 02, 2022 11:21 am I dislike Bilas for all of the obvious reasons... but it was clear he and Reece were both enjoying watching an elite basketball team playing an elite game
Bilas was still disappointed that the refs didn’t give him final sign off on every whistle.

Re: Best/Worst analysts/commentators/announcers

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2022 9:38 am
by Olsondogg
Last night was the last time we have to hear Pasch with Walton.

Re: Best/Worst analysts/commentators/announcers

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2022 9:40 am
by UAEebs86
Olsondogg wrote: Fri Mar 04, 2022 9:38 am Last night was the last time we have to hear Pasch with Walton.
Ever or this season?

Re: Best/Worst analysts/commentators/announcers

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2022 9:49 am
by Olsondogg
UAEebs86 wrote: Fri Mar 04, 2022 9:40 am
Olsondogg wrote: Fri Mar 04, 2022 9:38 am Last night was the last time we have to hear Pasch with Walton.
Ever or this season?
This season.

Don’t get crazy now.

Re: Best/Worst analysts/commentators/announcers

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2022 9:50 am
by Chicat
Pasch wasn’t as bad as usual.

Walton was on another planet … as usual.

Re: Best/Worst analysts/commentators/announcers

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2022 10:00 am
by Merkin
Walton actually seemed to come down off his meds the 2nd half. First half I was tempted to find a radio stream, but hard to sync up.

Re: Best/Worst analysts/commentators/announcers

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2022 10:23 am
by EastCoastCat
Do you think he really believes 6 Pac teams will make the Tourney. I mean really.

Re: Best/Worst analysts/commentators/announcers

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2022 10:25 am
by Olsondogg
EastCoastCat wrote: Fri Mar 04, 2022 10:23 am Do you think he really believes 6 Pac teams will make the Tourney. I mean really.
No, but he’s making a point about the perception of west coast basketball.

Re: Best/Worst analysts/commentators/announcers

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2022 10:26 am
by EastCoastCat
Olsondogg wrote: Fri Mar 04, 2022 10:25 am
EastCoastCat wrote: Fri Mar 04, 2022 10:23 am Do you think he really believes 6 Pac teams will make the Tourney. I mean really.
No, but he’s making a point about the perception of west coast basketball.
I'd rather look at our cheerleaders...

Re: Best/Worst analysts/commentators/announcers

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2022 11:55 am
by pc in NM
Olsondogg wrote: Fri Mar 04, 2022 10:25 am
EastCoastCat wrote: Fri Mar 04, 2022 10:23 am Do you think he really believes 6 Pac teams will make the Tourney. I mean really.
No, but he’s making a point about the perception of west coast basketball.
He's a satirist much of the time!!

Re: Best/Worst analysts/commentators/announcers

Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2022 9:52 pm
by UAEebs86

Re: Best/Worst analysts/commentators/announcers

Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2022 5:14 am
by U.P. Zona Fan
:idea: He also said Wisconsin is a 1 seed. :oops:

That was the night before last, he hasn't brought it up since they lost Sunday. to Nebraska!