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Help! How do I get Premium?
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Click here:

Co-Op Premium


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p.s., Hi Puerco!
It's long past time to bring this back to the court, let's do it with a small update:

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:mrgreen:
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Puerco wrote:Help! How do I get Premium?
Here you don't "GET" Premium.
Here you "ARE" Premium.
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Chicat wrote:
Puerco wrote:Help! How do I get Premium?
Here you don't "GET" Premium.
Here you "ARE" Premium.
PremiumPieceOfMeat......I kinda like the sound of that.
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I'll settle for unleaded regular.

Joke from my era: Who pumped Ethyl?
Right where I want to be.
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gumby wrote:I'll settle for unleaded regular.

Joke from my era: Who pumped Ethyl?
Some Esso Bee?
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Lol
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We should name the whole board "Premium"
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In re UofA wrote:We should name the whole board "Premium"
PremiumCats.com
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That's a good one, Greg!
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CalStateTempe wrote::(
Godaddy wrote:Sorry, premiumcats.com is not available.
Stupid cat lovers.
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KaibabKat wrote:
gumby wrote:I'll settle for unleaded regular.

Joke from my era: Who pumped Ethyl?
Some Esso Bee?
My grandfather sent my grandmother to take the car to the service station to get a lube job.

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"It's when they grease the bottom of the car."

So she takes the car in and says to the mechanic, "I need you to grease my bottom."

This isn't even a joke. It really happened. And she stayed angry about it for decades.
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Steven Spielberg's first filmed joke:

"Whatever you want, I got it."

"Fill her with Ethyl."

"If Ethyl don't mind."
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PremiumCats.net
A site by Cat fans for Cat fans
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Azcatspremium.com?
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KaibabKat wrote:
gumby wrote:I'll settle for unleaded regular.

Joke from my era: Who pumped Ethyl?
Some Esso Bee?
You were so much cooler. :D
Right where I want to be.
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PieceOfMeat wrote:Click here:

Co-Op Premium
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