Marital Discord...

[CalStateTempe]

Wife returned home from mass, beaming...

"Guess who I sat right next to at mass?"

"no..."

"Yes, he's a really nice man. Quite different from what you've told me. And all I kept thinking is what you would do if you were here."

She's a K fan now...

[Chicat]

Was he nibbling on some cheese in church?

[Olsondogg]

There is a reason I no longer go to church...

[beames]

A guy, regardless of his actual personality, acting appropriately in church? You don't say....
Guess God is punishing you for not seeing the light there, buddy!!

[CalStateTempe]

"I really liked watching him shake hands with the children in the family setting behind us"

"But, that was probably during the sign of peace..."

"Yeah, I know, but still. He looks much younger in person"

[Olsondogg]

[Merkin]

Did they hold hands during the Our Father?

Ewwwww........

[CalStateTempe]

Did they hold hands during the Our Father?

Ewwwww........

I didn't ask.

Some things are just best left unspoken.

[Spaceman Spiff]

"I really liked watching him shake hands with the children in the family setting behind us"

"But, that was probably during the sign of peace..."

"Yeah, I know, but still. He looks much younger in person"

Did he do this when someone tried to shake his hand?

[Gato Salvaje]

I know he's the wrong kind of devil, but in lieu of the sign of peace, I would give him the internationally known Lute Olson "sign of scoreboard".

[Spaceman Spiff]

Is this a Catholic Church? As a Catholic:

--Ways in which Mike Kryzyzewski lives Jesus's example:

Usually disappears from the NCAA tournament in three days.
Jesus liked fish, K likes floppers too
Jesus also looks down on North Carolina State

Ways in which he does not:

Jesus did not have a rep for favoring white guys.
Getting a blocking foul called twice a game is not bearing a cross, even if you act like it is.
Most Jesus fans (Jehovah's Witnesses) are less irritating than the Cameron Crazies.