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Marital Discord...
Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 6:05 am
by CalStateTempe
Wife returned home from mass, beaming...
"Guess who I sat right next to at mass?"
"no..."
"Yes, he's a really nice man. Quite different from what you've told me. And all I kept thinking is what you would do if you were here."
She's a K fan now...
Re: Marital Discord...
Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 8:34 am
by Chicat
Was he nibbling on some cheese in church?
Re: Marital Discord...
Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 9:48 am
by Olsondogg
There is a reason I no longer go to church...
Re: Marital Discord...
Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 9:55 am
by beames
A guy, regardless of his actual personality, acting appropriately in church? You don't say....
Guess God is punishing you for not seeing the light there, buddy!!
Re: Marital Discord...
Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 10:00 am
by CalStateTempe
"I really liked watching him shake hands with the children in the family setting behind us"
"But, that was probably during the sign of peace..."
"Yeah, I know, but still. He looks much younger in person"
Re: Marital Discord...
Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 10:04 am
by Olsondogg
Re: Marital Discord...
Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 10:16 am
by Merkin
Did they hold hands during the Our Father?
Ewwwww........
Re: Marital Discord...
Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 11:02 am
by CalStateTempe
Merkin wrote:Did they hold hands during the Our Father?
Ewwwww........
I didn't ask.
Some things are just best left unspoken.
Re: Marital Discord...
Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 11:02 am
by Spaceman Spiff
CalStateTempe wrote:"I really liked watching him shake hands with the children in the family setting behind us"
"But, that was probably during the sign of peace..."
"Yeah, I know, but still. He looks much younger in person"
Did he do this when someone tried to shake his hand?

Re: Marital Discord...
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 11:28 am
by Gato Salvaje
I know he's the wrong kind of devil, but in lieu of the sign of peace, I would give him the internationally known Lute Olson "sign of scoreboard".
Re: Marital Discord...
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 1:08 pm
by Spaceman Spiff
Is this a Catholic Church? As a Catholic:
--Ways in which Mike Kryzyzewski lives Jesus's example:
Usually disappears from the NCAA tournament in three days.
Jesus liked fish, K likes floppers too
Jesus also looks down on North Carolina State
Ways in which he does not:
Jesus did not have a rep for favoring white guys.
Getting a blocking foul called twice a game is not bearing a cross, even if you act like it is.
Most Jesus fans (Jehovah's Witnesses) are less irritating than the Cameron Crazies.