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Wife returned home from mass, beaming...

"Guess who I sat right next to at mass?"

"no..."

"Yes, he's a really nice man. Quite different from what you've told me. And all I kept thinking is what you would do if you were here."

She's a K fan now...

Was he nibbling on some cheese in church?

There is a reason I no longer go to church...

A guy, regardless of his actual personality, acting appropriately in church? You don't say....
Guess God is punishing you for not seeing the light there, buddy!!

"I really liked watching him shake hands with the children in the family setting behind us"

"But, that was probably during the sign of peace..."

"Yeah, I know, but still. He looks much younger in person"

Did they hold hands during the Our Father?

Ewwwww........

Merkin wrote:Did they hold hands during the Our Father?

Ewwwww........

I didn't ask.

Some things are just best left unspoken.

CalStateTempe wrote:"I really liked watching him shake hands with the children in the family setting behind us"

"But, that was probably during the sign of peace..."

"Yeah, I know, but still. He looks much younger in person"

Did he do this when someone tried to shake his hand?

I know he's the wrong kind of devil, but in lieu of the sign of peace, I would give him the internationally known Lute Olson "sign of scoreboard".

Is this a Catholic Church? As a Catholic:

--Ways in which Mike Kryzyzewski lives Jesus's example:

Usually disappears from the NCAA tournament in three days.
Jesus liked fish, K likes floppers too
Jesus also looks down on North Carolina State

Ways in which he does not:

Jesus did not have a rep for favoring white guys.
Getting a blocking foul called twice a game is not bearing a cross, even if you act like it is.
Most Jesus fans (Jehovah's Witnesses) are less irritating than the Cameron Crazies.