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Gallows Humor
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 12:43 pm
by Spaceman Spiff
Post your gallows humor here if you're so inclined.
First two that hit me:
--At least we don't have to vacate any Final Fours. Thanks, Wisconsin!
--This is the best day in the history of the G League/D League.
Re: Gallows Humor
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 2:51 pm
by CalStateTempe
Is this just like '97?
Re: Gallows Humor
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 3:29 pm
by Alieberman
Chance made the right decision.
Re: Gallows Humor
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 3:29 pm
by Beachcat97
Are we right where we wanna be?
Re: Gallows Humor
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 3:42 pm
by CalStateTempe
Alieberman wrote:Chance made the right decision.
Lol
Re: Gallows Humor
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 3:44 pm
by Main Event
Alieberman wrote:Chance made the right decision.
This made me legit LOL
Re: Gallows Humor
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 3:44 pm
by ASUHATER!
After all these years.. Basnight was actually right.
Re: Gallows Humor
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 3:45 pm
by Frybry02
Finally, we made the front page of ESPN!
Re: Gallows Humor
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 3:59 pm
by UAEebs86
At least we don't have to worry about Brandon Williams decomitting due to Quinerly coming here.
Re: Gallows Humor
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 4:00 pm
by Alieberman
Main Event wrote:Alieberman wrote:Chance made the right decision.
This made me legit LOL
Happy to help, we all need a good laugh on days like today!
Re: Gallows Humor
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 4:01 pm
by UAEebs86
All of our jobs are better than Dave Heeke's right now.
He must be thinking, why the fuck did I leave Central Michigan?
Re: Gallows Humor
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 4:06 pm
by Spaceman Spiff
Alieberman wrote:Chance made the right decision.
On what management firm to select?
Re: Gallows Humor
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 4:07 pm
by azpenguin
Seen on r/collegebasketball:
"If the FBI uses a zone defense on us, we're f*cked."
Re: Gallows Humor
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 4:11 pm
by Alieberman
azpenguin wrote:Seen on r/collegebasketball:
"If the FBI uses a zone defense on us, we're f*cked."
That's fantastic!
Re: Gallows Humor
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 4:42 pm
by CalStateTempe
Lmao!
Re: Gallows Humor
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 5:16 pm
by CalStateTempe
Lots of good humor over st the Reddit college basketball page.
"I'm really going to miss competing in elite 8s"
I wonder if there is anyway we can turn this event into a game like a pocket, ff tourney braket, or survival pool? I'm taking Coastal Carolina as coming out of this unscathed.
Re: Gallows Humor
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 5:45 pm
by Frybry02
Cracking #2! Sorry no gifs
Re: Gallows Humor
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 5:55 pm
by pc in NM
IMNSHO, if you're paying a kid $150K to sign, it's obscene to provide him with free prostitutes...
... tel him to grow up and pay his own way
Re: Gallows Humor
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 5:56 pm
by azgreg
Frybry02 wrote:Cracking #2! Sorry no gifs
Re: Gallows Humor
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 5:58 pm
by Merkin
Spaceman Spiff wrote:
--At least we don't have to vacate any Final Fours.
UA finally made a Final Four, with Auburn, USC and OK State.
The FBI's Final Four.
/not mine, saw it earlier on Twitter.
Re: Gallows Humor
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 5:59 pm
by rgdeuce
ASUHATER! wrote:After all these years.. Basnight was actually right.
Lmao. Basnight popped in my head less than 30 seconds after I started learning of this.
Re: Gallows Humor
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 6:04 pm
by CalStateTempe
Wasn't sevun supposed to be over by now?
Re: Gallows Humor
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 6:06 pm
by scumdevils86
Yea I'm happy/sad to say that ol basnight was my 2nd thought at 7 am today.
Re: Gallows Humor
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 6:10 pm
by CalStateTempe
This was a shitty day.
Re: Gallows Humor
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 7:13 pm
by azcat49
ASSU program is cleared after feds found there shoe deal to be with Payless Shoe Source who is in bankrupcy
Re: Gallows Humor
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 7:59 pm
by azdoubledown
FBI Investigation: Its Miller Time!
Re: Gallows Humor
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 8:05 pm
by JW_in_Boston
If the news drops tomorrow that UA was systematically deflating the balls, then watch out!
The good news is now I can switch back to FIOS because I'm only with comcast for the pac12 channel
Re: Gallows Humor
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 8:08 pm
by pc in NM
He touched the bribe! HE touched the bribe!!
Re: Gallows Humor
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 8:25 pm
by Frybry02
Breaking News: Big Baller Brand is the only shoe company not under investigation
Re: Gallows Humor
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 8:33 pm
by catgrad97
For five minutes, Ace Thakore mysteriously resurfaces on one dark web forum as "Big Pussy."
Re: Gallows Humor
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 11:01 pm
by scumdevils86
What a day. Some old faces we haven't seen in a while. Sup to jw. Stay tuned to goaz...I mean bdw!
Re: Gallows Humor
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 11:10 pm
by 1stNGrant Frys
If we lose a few scholies, we'll probably lose in the S16!
Re: Gallows Humor
Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2017 4:51 am
by Chicat
Now I kneel during the national anthem in prayer for Arizona athletics.
Re: Gallows Humor
Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2017 6:18 am
by Puerco
Having trouble sleeping?
Re: Gallows Humor
Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2017 10:05 am
by azpenguin
Great season tickets will soon be available!
Re: Gallows Humor
Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2017 10:50 am
by Chicat
I'm going to start telling people I went to art school.
Re: Gallows Humor
Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2017 1:00 pm
by azpenguin
Guess we won't mind so much when they confuse Arizona and Arizona State. "Oh, corruption, yeah, that's Arizona State."
Re: Gallows Humor
Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2017 1:10 pm
by Spaceman Spiff
azpenguin wrote:Guess we won't mind so much when they confuse Arizona and Arizona State. "Oh, corruption, yeah, that's Arizona State."
Yeah, but then people will mention NCAA tournaments and top five recruiting classes, and the confusion goes away.
Re: Gallows Humor
Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2017 2:38 pm
by UofAlum05
Over/Under the number of nudes from Louisville area cougars/coeds that the FBI found on Pitino's computer and phone?
Re: Gallows Humor
Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2017 2:53 pm
by Chicat
UofAlum05 wrote:Over/Under the number of nudes from Louisville area cougars/coeds that the FBI found on Pitino's computer and phone?
He could probably only flip through a couple pics in 26 seconds so........
Re: Gallows Humor
Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2017 3:09 pm
by Merkin
Re: Gallows Humor
Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2017 4:57 pm
by US_Bennett
I made this instead of spending all day obsessing over rumors on twitter
https://imgur.com/a/jMDdY
Re: Gallows Humor
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 12:40 am
by ALASKACAT
So let me get this straight. U of A provided pizza to prospective student athletes again? When will we learn?
Re: Gallows Humor
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 11:14 am
by Pop McKale
Yeah, I chuckled.
Re: Gallows Humor
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 11:14 am
by Jefe
New team logos
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