Bear Down Wildcats

Hi guys! Long time

OK down to business...

because I have no life (or more appropriately I have one I just procrastinate everything), I've been toying around with making a semi-faux documentary called Fyre Larry Scott Fest (or Fyre Layre Scott Fest...tbd). Thinking this for the logo to start...thoughts?

Larry needs to be fired so anything that might help that along gets a big thumbs up.

SCCats wrote:Larry needs to be fired so anything that might help that along gets a big thumbs up.

really thought this would get a bigger reaction damn it. Is it possible I'm not as funny and clever as I think?

I fucking love it. Please quote me in the documentary.

We're still working on the script...but I think the whole premise is gonna kinda be like Larry tryna bring everyone to the Pac and there's gonna be b-roll of all kinds of cool shit and then the "what actually" happened footage. We're gonna say like "Oh we're gonna have only the finest in beverages...gatorade, etc...." and then we're gonna find someone who is selling bottles of dasani water on the strip, then hire a male prostitute and have him offer to suck his dick for one because some players need some for practice

When you spend your time talking to die hard sports fans you get a warped view of what people actually care about.

I would imagine even most big time sports fans really don't even know who Larry Scott is.

No offense, but this sounds like a giant waste of energy and time.

Love it MTC... need a little more detail on the "poster" ...re: "PAC 12 - a total colossal failure" and I will print them out and leave them around the restaurants and bars he is likely to frequent.

Alieberman wrote:When you spend your time talking to die hard sports fans you get a warped view of what people actually care about.

I would imagine even most big time sports fans really don't even know who Larry Scott is.

No offense, but this sounds like a giant waste of energy and time.

Um DUH, most things are a giant waste of energy

But seriously...this was a half serious half joking discussion and since I'm avoiding real work right now....

baycat93 wrote:Love it MTC... need a little more detail on the "poster" ...re: "PAC 12 - a total colossal failure" and I will print them out and leave them around the restaurants and bars he is likely to frequent.

hahaha. well I've already bought firelarry.com (yeah I dunno how it was available either because surprise surprise...firelarryscott.com IS taken) now debating fyrelarryscottfest

For $5 an hour plus fridge privileges, I feel like you can get Ja Rule to appear in your documentary. You'll want his respected social opinions.

For one, I think the logo should do more to ridicule the douche. Perhaps some interactive montage creation that allows participants to generate cumulative memes that include grotesque visual/textual humor and porn. Not everyone is as vulgar as I am, but I can dream.

mytwocents wrote:But seriously...this was a half serious half joking discussion and since I'm avoiding real work right now....

Perhaps you can use that as a springboard to highlight his decadence. They say one should always stick with what they know. What does he do exactly? Maybe a Vegas day in the life of a corrupt overpaid douchebag series of vignettes? Hookers, STDs, bribes, blackmailing journalists, schemes to entrap Miller, back alley CSI grittiness, more porn, sex fetishes that include farm machinery.

lol

Don't forget his two BFFs

CSI Tournament Vegas meets the Hangover. It starts with two UofA students/BDW members waking up in the drunk tank with severe memory loss and suggestive deposits of Larry Scott's bodily fluids on their clothes....and the clothes aren't the clothes they wore coming to Vegas. The ensuing reconstruction in a flashback reveals Larry Scott's human trafficking/Chinese espionage/ASU Trump Tower Vegas coverup through a series of tunnels that lead back to the NCAA and ESPN. Yeah, yeah, that's the ticket! The whole thing starts off with Ken Jeong, Bitches!

The upside of this idea is that if you show the documentary at your house, plus 4 friends, it will have wider distribution than the Pac 12 Network already.

Larry’s legacy:
PAC 12 Network::Showing some of the games, to some of the fans, some of the time.