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Is it just me, or are the posts in the basketball thread about players testing the draft getting kind of detached from reason?
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I just ate a moldy strawberry on accident.
Yuck.
Yuck.
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Just me, or are hotel toilets all really weak?
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Whereas on campus there is /was a number of stellar heads.
Right where I want to be.
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I see what you did there gumby
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You have obviously never stayed in Vegas.CatsbyAZ wrote:Just me, or are hotel toilets all really weak?
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Video Game Hall Of Fame announced this years inductees.
This years class includes:
Donkey Kong
Halo: Combat Evolved
Pokemon Red and Blue
Street Fighter II: The World Warrior.
Those on the nomination list but failed to get in were: Final Fantasy VII, Microsoft Windows Solitaire, Mortal Kombat, Myst, Portal, Resident Evil, Tomb Raider, and Wii Sports.
2015 class:
Doom
Pac-Man
Pong
Super Mario Bros.
Tetris
World of Warcraft
2016 class:
The Legend of Zelda
The Oregon Trail
The Sims
Sonic the Hedgehog
Space Invaders
Grand Theft Auto III
This years class includes:
Donkey Kong
Halo: Combat Evolved
Pokemon Red and Blue
Street Fighter II: The World Warrior.
Those on the nomination list but failed to get in were: Final Fantasy VII, Microsoft Windows Solitaire, Mortal Kombat, Myst, Portal, Resident Evil, Tomb Raider, and Wii Sports.
2015 class:
Doom
Pac-Man
Pong
Super Mario Bros.
Tetris
World of Warcraft
2016 class:
The Legend of Zelda
The Oregon Trail
The Sims
Sonic the Hedgehog
Space Invaders
Grand Theft Auto III
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My son only plays Smash Bros. Part of a group at college (and some people who come in from off campus) that plays every Tuesday. Went to Goodwill and bought a CRT television, because response times are faster. They all have them.
I played these.
I played these.
Right where I want to be.
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Me and the wife are doing this Saturday night.
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There better be beer.
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There better be beer.
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Someday I will be able to share all the potential issues with my exit property with my agent, who is also one of my closest friends.
Someday. But for now, he is still an advocate for the process and he doesn't need to know how the sausage was made...
Someday. But for now, he is still an advocate for the process and he doesn't need to know how the sausage was made...
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My youngest (turns 17 next month) just got dragged home by his friends rag doll drunk. Fun times.
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Did you give him a 5 AM wake up call?azgreg wrote:My youngest (turns 17 next month) just got dragged home by his friends rag doll drunk. Fun times.
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Young people can shrug off hangovers. He needs to experience what it's like getting demolished drunk and then waking up early for work the next day in your 30s...
i was going to put the ua/asu records here...but i forgot what they were.
i'll just go with fuck asu.
i'll just go with fuck asu.
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Try 40's. It gets worse.ASUHATER! wrote:Young people can shrug off hangovers. He needs to experience what it's like getting demolished drunk and then waking up early for work the next day in your 30s...
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You refuse to have more than 3 beers when we hang out.ASUHATER! wrote:Young people can shrug off hangovers. He needs to experience what it's like getting demolished drunk and then waking up early for work the next day in your 30s...
Asuhater is afraid of his 31 year old hangovers. Wimp.
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Nah, but he was still throwing up by 4:00 Sunday afternoon.Frybry02 wrote:Did you give him a 5 AM wake up call?azgreg wrote:My youngest (turns 17 next month) just got dragged home by his friends rag doll drunk. Fun times.
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I wonder how many offers she has received for doing midget porn? I imagine in the hundreds.
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Walking to work still drunk is the worstASUHATER! wrote:Young people can shrug off hangovers. He needs to experience what it's like getting demolished drunk and then waking up early for work the next day in your 30s...
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That's when you figure the decision to drink has been made and if the result doesn't scare him away, it is time to have a the "how to not be the fucking idiot who can't handle their drink" talk.azgreg wrote:Nah, but he was still throwing up by 4:00 Sunday afternoon.Frybry02 wrote:Did you give him a 5 AM wake up call?azgreg wrote:My youngest (turns 17 next month) just got dragged home by his friends rag doll drunk. Fun times.
I received that at a young (relatively) age from my much older brother. It was basically a "if you want my friends buying for you and being chill around you and inviting you to drink when you are tagging along, you best not play the fool." I was 15, my brother was 28. So kinda a 2nd dad.
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Of the 12 coaches, Rush picked the one whose fans have the deepest passion, the longest memories, the greatest lung capacity and … did I mention deep passion?
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Those uniforms and moustaches are glorious
i was going to put the ua/asu records here...but i forgot what they were.
i'll just go with fuck asu.
i'll just go with fuck asu.
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From the Tucson Toros to the Jackson 5, the 1970s was a world in which pajamas were the primary units of recognition.
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Why do older men need to spend 10 minutes washing up and grooming after pissing in a public restroom? I swear I always run into an old dude basically taking a bath in the public bathroom sink...wtf.
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I've never understood the practice by any man of any age. Even college students do it constantly. They don't necessarily piss first, either. They come, set down all their encumbrances, and spend 10 minutes over the sink thoroughly luxuriating all over themselves.UAdevil wrote:Why do older men need to spend 10 minutes washing up and grooming after pissing in a public restroom? I swear I always run into an old dude basically taking a bath in the public bathroom sink...wtf.
I want to get out of public restrooms as quickly as possible, but I'm often slowed down by somebody who makes the sink the central vessel of his daily ablutions.
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I don't go to a public gym any more, but the lack of discretion by men in locker rooms of public gyms always weirds me out. You don't need to walk around buck naked, but a lot of people do for no apparent reason.UAdevil wrote:Why do older men need to spend 10 minutes washing up and grooming after pissing in a public restroom? I swear I always run into an old dude basically taking a bath in the public bathroom sink...wtf.
At the risk of being ageist, I also found that it was most prevalently an issue with older guys. There were old guys that would stand there naked and use the hair dryer to dry the sack/taint interchange. I wouldn't do that at home, alone.
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"Older" men only do that when they perceive that the younger guy is a good prospect to give them a bj....UAdevil wrote:Why do older men need to spend 10 minutes washing up and grooming after pissing in a public restroom? I swear I always run into an old dude basically taking a bath in the public bathroom sink...wtf.
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I just walked into my bathroom at work and saw a guy pulling up his pants from his knees at a urinal and now I'm questioning everything.
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Was it this guy?
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maybe he lost a lot of weight recently and they slipped down to his knees while he was finishing up?
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Related question: At the urinal, do you just unzip and pull your wiener out through your fly? Or do you unbuckle, unbutton, splay your pants out, and pull your wiener up over your underwear's elastic strap?
I'm guessing it's 50/50, and the guy with his pants beneath his knees belongs to the second category.
I'm guessing it's 50/50, and the guy with his pants beneath his knees belongs to the second category.
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If I have a fly, out through the fly. It's the same basic reason you don't need power tools to open a jar of pickles.Longhorned wrote:Related question: At the urinal, do you just unzip and pull your wiener out through your fly? Or do you unbuckle, unbutton, splay your pants out, and pull your wiener up over your underwear's elastic strap?
I'm guessing it's 50/50, and the guy with his pants beneath his knees belongs to the second category.
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But what if you're wearing jeans with a button-up fly? With eyes watering, do you patiently unbutton from the top of the fly? Or do you just unbuckle and rip it all open from the waist button down in a fraction of a second? For this, I believe, is the origin of the habit described in our second scenario above.Spaceman Spiff wrote:If I have a fly, out through the fly. It's the same basic reason you don't need power tools to open a jar of pickles.Longhorned wrote:Related question: At the urinal, do you just unzip and pull your wiener out through your fly? Or do you unbuckle, unbutton, splay your pants out, and pull your wiener up over your underwear's elastic strap?
I'm guessing it's 50/50, and the guy with his pants beneath his knees belongs to the second category.
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I lack proper flow at my age, so have to go over, not through. Path of least resistance so to speak.
Pretty much every day, when I take my morning dump, I am the last one in there and the first one out.
My only guess is playing games on their smartphone. I don't even bring my phone in with me. Just do my business and leave.
On the obverse side, what the heck do younger men do in stalls while taking a dump?UAdevil wrote:Why do older men need to spend 10 minutes washing up and grooming after pissing in a public restroom? I swear I always run into an old dude basically taking a bath in the public bathroom sink...wtf.
Pretty much every day, when I take my morning dump, I am the last one in there and the first one out.
My only guess is playing games on their smartphone. I don't even bring my phone in with me. Just do my business and leave.
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I'm posting here. It's quality internet time.Merkin wrote:I lack proper flow at my age, so have to go over, not through. Path of least resistance so to speak.
On the obverse side, what the heck do younger men do in stalls while taking a dump?UAdevil wrote:Why do older men need to spend 10 minutes washing up and grooming after pissing in a public restroom? I swear I always run into an old dude basically taking a bath in the public bathroom sink...wtf.
Pretty much every day, when I take my morning dump, I am the last one in there and the first one out.
My only guess is playing games on their smartphone. I don't even bring my phone in with me. Just do my business and leave.
i was going to put the ua/asu records here...but i forgot what they were.
i'll just go with fuck asu.
i'll just go with fuck asu.
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I honestly don't know how I ever took a shit without a smartphone
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Shitting without a smartphone is in direct violation of Sec. VII of the Geneva Convention.
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I've evolved beyond the button up fly. I honestly have never owned a pair of button up fly pants.Longhorned wrote:But what if you're wearing jeans with a button-up fly? With eyes watering, do you patiently unbutton from the top of the fly? Or do you just unbuckle and rip it all open from the waist button down in a fraction of a second? For this, I believe, is the origin of the habit described in our second scenario above.Spaceman Spiff wrote:If I have a fly, out through the fly. It's the same basic reason you don't need power tools to open a jar of pickles.Longhorned wrote:Related question: At the urinal, do you just unzip and pull your wiener out through your fly? Or do you unbuckle, unbutton, splay your pants out, and pull your wiener up over your underwear's elastic strap?
I'm guessing it's 50/50, and the guy with his pants beneath his knees belongs to the second category.
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Me too. I also return work emails and complete the media experience by listening to music.ASUHATER! wrote:I'm posting here. It's quality internet time.Merkin wrote:I lack proper flow at my age, so have to go over, not through. Path of least resistance so to speak.
On the obverse side, what the heck do younger men do in stalls while taking a dump?UAdevil wrote:Why do older men need to spend 10 minutes washing up and grooming after pissing in a public restroom? I swear I always run into an old dude basically taking a bath in the public bathroom sink...wtf.
Pretty much every day, when I take my morning dump, I am the last one in there and the first one out.
My only guess is playing games on their smartphone. I don't even bring my phone in with me. Just do my business and leave.
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The mid afternoon dump is my escape from the craziness.
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Dunno how but my body is trained for about 930-1000 am dumps. Wish it was later to break up the day more.
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I'm a two dump a day type of guy.
In 630 am after the morning workout and coffee.
Between 2-3 pm to get me over the hump and into the last 1.5hr of work.
Sucks for the wife; she's trained for like 3am.
In 630 am after the morning workout and coffee.
Between 2-3 pm to get me over the hump and into the last 1.5hr of work.
Sucks for the wife; she's trained for like 3am.
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I guess you could say I'm full of it, but then again you probably all ready knew that from my politics posts, right?
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I take a dump everyday at 4:00 AM, unfortunately I don't wake up until 4:30.scumdevils86 wrote:Dunno how but my body is trained for about 930-1000 am dumps. Wish it was later to break up the day more.
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I have IBS. I'd kill for only 2 dumps a day and a relatively settled stomach.CalStateTempe wrote:I'm a two dump a day type of guy.
In 630 am after the morning workout and coffee.
Between 2-3 pm to get me over the hump and into the last 1.5hr of work.
Sucks for the wife; she's trained for like 3am.
That's how much dignity I have left.
In terms of random thoughts, some people get all weird about discussing boweling. I've never seen the point of that. Yeah, you don't need to offer it unsolicited, but if the conversation goes there, it's as close to a universal topic as you can get.
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Everybody poops.Spaceman Spiff wrote:I have IBS. I'd kill for only 2 dumps a day and a relatively settled stomach.CalStateTempe wrote:I'm a two dump a day type of guy.
In 630 am after the morning workout and coffee.
Between 2-3 pm to get me over the hump and into the last 1.5hr of work.
Sucks for the wife; she's trained for like 3am.
That's how much dignity I have left.
In terms of random thoughts, some people get all weird about discussing boweling. I've never seen the point of that. Yeah, you don't need to offer it unsolicited, but if the conversation goes there, it's as close to a universal topic as you can get.
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scumdevils86 wrote:Everybody poops.Spaceman Spiff wrote:I have IBS. I'd kill for only 2 dumps a day and a relatively settled stomach.CalStateTempe wrote:I'm a two dump a day type of guy.
In 630 am after the morning workout and coffee.
Between 2-3 pm to get me over the hump and into the last 1.5hr of work.
Sucks for the wife; she's trained for like 3am.
That's how much dignity I have left.
In terms of random thoughts, some people get all weird about discussing boweling. I've never seen the point of that. Yeah, you don't need to offer it unsolicited, but if the conversation goes there, it's as close to a universal topic as you can get.
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Must be a genetic thing.UAEebs86 wrote:scumdevils86 wrote:Everybody poops.Spaceman Spiff wrote:I have IBS. I'd kill for only 2 dumps a day and a relatively settled stomach.CalStateTempe wrote:I'm a two dump a day type of guy.
In 630 am after the morning workout and coffee.
Between 2-3 pm to get me over the hump and into the last 1.5hr of work.
Sucks for the wife; she's trained for like 3am.
That's how much dignity I have left.
In terms of random thoughts, some people get all weird about discussing boweling. I've never seen the point of that. Yeah, you don't need to offer it unsolicited, but if the conversation goes there, it's as close to a universal topic as you can get.
Except Kim Jong Un