Game 7, at Utah (2018)

[Postmaster]

So, um, hey guys, a lot of you are going to try to win the free tickets to next week's home game, right?

guys?

hello?

I was assuming they Would just leave the gates open and hope people come for the beer

[ASUHATER!]

So, um, hey guys, a lot of you are going to try to win the free tickets to next week's home game, right?

guys?

hello?

We play at UCLA next week

[DrWildcat]

At least with Rhett Rod we throw vertical passes. He is better than a 1 legged Tate, he should start next week.

Of the guys that have played tonight, I completely agree Rhett is the best QB. He lacks arm strength but at least he understands how to play the position. Hurt or not, Tate provides nothing if he isn't willing to run.

[prh]

So, um, hey guys, a lot of you are going to try to win the free tickets to next week's home game, right?

guys?

hello?

I was assuming they Would just leave the gates open and hope people come for the beer

Reminds me of the Jay-Z concert years ago that didn’t sell at all so they handed out tickets for free all over campus.

[Postmaster]

With no deep threat, they are teeing off on Taylor

[Postmaster]

Why handoff so deep in backfield?

Fee free to break a tackle

[PieceOfMeat]

So, um, hey guys, a lot of you are going to try to win the free tickets to next week's home game, right?

guys?

hello?

We play at UCLA next week

whoops. i meant 2 weeks.

[ByJoveByJingle]

Fuck these coaches are genuinely stupid. Need 1 yard against a physical defense? Hand it off to your smallest player.

[TheGreatCatsby]

Until we stop running little JJ Taylor up the middle on 1 yard to go plays I really don't know what to say. Surely we can think up something else besides trying that over and over without success. That USC debacle should have ended that all together, but here we are.

[catgrad97]

Fuck these coaches are genuinely stupid. Need 1 yard against a physical defense? Hand it off to your smallest player.

Weren't you live posting during the Keola Antolin years?

[PieceOfMeat]

playcalling is as bad as our tackling.

[ASUHATER!]

1-4 on fourth down

[Merkin]

I’m gonna go see what’s on amazon prime. Any suggestions?

Ozark on Netflix. Nothing on Amazon Prime is as good.

Love Ozark. Bateman kills it.

He does, very impressed. However, the star is the actress who plays Ruth. Can't even remember a better character, maybe since Jesse Pinkman's first couple of years.

[Robert A Booey]

Fake punt when you're up by 25 in the 4th quarter with 6 minutes left? C'mon son.

[DrWildcat]

Does Whittingham have a problem with us? That seems a little bush league.

[TheGreatCatsby]

My 42-17 prediction is looking pretty bad bahahah

I had 42-10, only marginally better

Not too far off, we'll see how this ends up.

[Postmaster]

He grabbed his shirt
Is that really a horse collar?

[PieceOfMeat]

up 25, 6+ minutes left in the game, fake punt?

yeah i think we hit that guy's cat or something cause he definitely doesnt like us if he's calling that bull shit.

he got lucky his punter didn't get his leg broken on that tackle too. horse collar tackles have bad results.

maybe one day we'll be good enough to return the favor to utah

[prh]

He grabbed his shirt
Is that really a horse collar?

Yeah it is. Grabbed the collar and pulled (well, he was diving but it's the same thing). There's no way they can let that go

[ByJoveByJingle]

Fuck these coaches are genuinely stupid. Need 1 yard against a physical defense? Hand it off to your smallest player.

Weren't you live posting during the Keola Antolin years?

Yeah, well, clearly the bar is very low for being a genius in football. Let’s be real, we aren’t talking Fulbright scholars here. Anybody with a modicum of critical thinking skills is suddenly a “genius” in an environment of otherwise dull-thinking, overpaid coaches. The rest of the coaching population calls Lilliput up the middle on 4th and short.

[TheGreatCatsby]

Think Mazzone wakes up at night with dreams of 2 yard bubble screens in his head. Glad we pay $800,000 a year for that originality.

[prh]

up 25, 6+ minutes left in the game, fake punt?

yeah i think we hit that guy's cat or something cause he definitely doesnt like us if he's calling that bull shit.

he got lucky his punter didn't get his leg broken on that tackle too. horse collar tackles have bad results.

maybe one day we'll be good enough to return the favor to utah

Well we did beat Whit the first 6 or 7 years they were in the conference.

But that really didn't look like a called fake. The punter always has the option and will take it if it's there. Utah has done that the last few years with the rugby style guys.

[Postmaster]

Now the announcers are saying it was punters call probably

[PieceOfMeat]

i'm the first one to say that this team is woefully undertalented.

i'm also not one to let our coaches get a complete pass regarding their playcalls due to that.

mazzone is fucking horrible so far. i mean. fucking. horrible.

so is yates.

[DrWildcat]

i'm the first one to say that this team is woefully undertalented.

i'm also not one to let our coaches get a complete pass regarding their playcalls due to that.

mazzone is fucking horrible so far. i mean. fucking. horrible.

so is yates.

Completely agree. The repeated runs up the middle are killers.

[PieceOfMeat]

stopp runnign plays. kneel the ball.

gonna get someone killed out there, like brightwell almost just died.

[Postmaster]

Step up and throw

[catgrad97]

Fuck these coaches are genuinely stupid. Need 1 yard against a physical defense? Hand it off to your smallest player.

Weren't you live posting during the Keola Antolin years?

Yeah, well, clearly the bar is very low for being a genius in football. Let’s be real, we aren’t talking Fulbright scholars here. Anybody with a modicum of critical thinking skills is suddenly a “genius” in an environment of otherwise dull-thinking, overpaid coaches. The rest of the coaching population calls Lilliput up the middle on 4th and short.

I'm not disagreeing, not with one word. Biggest scam in college sports, awarding million-dollar deals to guys with likely CTE-impaired cerebrums for performances in 12 games. With five- to six-figure bonuses for a 13th.

Just saying that Arizona fans have been complaining about small backs "up the middle" on possession downs since Ben Griffith called the plays. And that was our SMART staff!

If this was the kind of football I knew I would get as a freshman in Tucson, tuition waiver or no, I gotta be honest: I would be out by May. Follow your dreams, not football.

[Postmaster]

The most common criticisms you hear about Mazzone are too many bubble screens, repetitive play calling,

[Spaceman Spiff]

So, um, hey guys, a lot of you are going to try to win the free tickets to next week's home game, right?

guys?

hello?

Maybe make them a penalty for bad posting.

[scumdevils86]

I fear a big loss

Yup. Like 42-17 but we score a TD in the last couple minutes kind of loss.

So close..

[blackjacker]

Its not Yates, the entire program is an embarrassment.

Screw that. He has been recruiting for the defense for 3 years. Fire him mid season, give Cecil the defense for the rest of the year.

[blackjacker]

Someone explain to me on what planet Rhett is more "accomplished" than Jamarye?

He may not be more accomplished, but you have to think he is more knowledgeable. Staff doesn't want to run from the QB position. Tate can't or won't do it anyway so they might as well start Rhett for the rest of the year.