Happy birthday Longhorned!
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Thanks, everybody! I’m continuing and old tradition with my family taking me to dinner at Caruso’s!
Happy Birthday to you, too, Bug!
Happy Birthday to you, too, Bug!
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Hope you both have a great day celebrating!
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Off to a great start!
I didn't come here to boast, but I am the first poster ever to bump his own birthday thread.
I didn't come here to boast, but I am the first poster ever to bump his own birthday thread.
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Longhorned is a man of the people!
Happy birthday, you keratinous bastard.
Happy birthday, you keratinous bastard.
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That did make me a little...Longhorned wrote:Off to a great start!
I didn't come here to boast, but I am the first poster ever to bump his own birthday thread.
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hope you all had a great birthday
It's long past time to bring this back to the court, let's do it with a small update:
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I was going to wish LH a happy birthday but he beat me to it.
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Happy Birthday you keratinous bastard from my family to yours! For decades my Aunt ran Caruso's with Sal Zagona. If Whitey still runs the place these days give him a taste of your singular wit but give Pat's nephew the credit. It may be your birthday but you've gotta be good for something.Longhorned wrote:Thanks, everybody! I’m continuing and old tradition with my family taking me to dinner at Caruso’s!
Happy Birthday to you, too, Bug!
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happy bday, my man
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Happy Birthday Professor!
Of the 12 coaches, Rush picked the one whose fans have the deepest passion, the longest memories, the greatest lung capacity and … did I mention deep passion?
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Happy bday to our resident professor!!
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We should commission a portrait! In the style of what artistic period, I wonder?
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We never age.
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happy bday, legend
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Thank you, 97! But it's not my birthday, it's Webster's.
My birthday is June 30 but I don't celebrate it. Instead, I get a "King's Day" on January 6 when my wife bakes me a king cake.
My family made my 9th birthday my last, which they turned into a punishment birthday to make me sad.
I gave into my friends and celebrated my 35th birthday, but I made them celebrate me at Sam Wo in SF Chinatown (now closed), where the staff used to be abusive to the customers. The servers gave us all hell, pulling the rug from under the attempted celebration.
And I let my wife take me out to dinner for my 40th birthday and one or two other times since, but it feels wrong.
Otherwise, June 30 is Mr. Bug's birthday, and he generously directs well wishes to me, for which I'm grateful.
My birthday is June 30 but I don't celebrate it. Instead, I get a "King's Day" on January 6 when my wife bakes me a king cake.
My family made my 9th birthday my last, which they turned into a punishment birthday to make me sad.
I gave into my friends and celebrated my 35th birthday, but I made them celebrate me at Sam Wo in SF Chinatown (now closed), where the staff used to be abusive to the customers. The servers gave us all hell, pulling the rug from under the attempted celebration.
And I let my wife take me out to dinner for my 40th birthday and one or two other times since, but it feels wrong.
Otherwise, June 30 is Mr. Bug's birthday, and he generously directs well wishes to me, for which I'm grateful.
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I don't like to talk about Birthday's anymore as the resident old fart on this board...
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My Mom told me minutes before my 7th birthday party, “Enjoy yourself, because this is your first AND LAST birthday party”.Longhorned wrote: ↑Thu Mar 10, 2022 7:07 am My family made my 9th birthday my last, which they turned into a punishment birthday to make me sad.
I spent the entire time sad as fuck. But fuck her. Now I celebrate my birthday with a party every year and she’s pointedly not invited.
Of the 12 coaches, Rush picked the one whose fans have the deepest passion, the longest memories, the greatest lung capacity and … did I mention deep passion?
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Very fitting date.
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I didn't know that! You're literally the only other person I've heard of that happened to. And at a 7!Chicat wrote: ↑Thu Mar 10, 2022 8:48 amMy Mom told me minutes before my 7th birthday party, “Enjoy yourself, because this is your first AND LAST birthday party”.Longhorned wrote: ↑Thu Mar 10, 2022 7:07 am My family made my 9th birthday my last, which they turned into a punishment birthday to make me sad.
I spent the entire time sad as fuck. But fuck her. Now I celebrate my birthday with a party every year and she’s pointedly not invited.
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The annual bump for our birthday's Longhorned! This year I get to turn 40 while spending it at home with 3/4 of us confirmed positive with COVID and the 4 year old with a fever but no testing
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Happy Birthday, Mr. Bug!
Drink those fluids!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Drink those fluids!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!