Haha Florida

CalStateTempe · Post by **CalStateTempe** » Wed Jun 11, 2014 8:23 pm

Did you hear about the guy who solicited an undercover cop working as a prostitute today in Florida?

He offered to pay her with salad.

Love the smoking gun.

NYCat · Post by **NYCat** » Wed Jun 11, 2014 8:28 pm

r/FloridaMan or @_Floridaman for more!

http://96krock.com/2014/06/09/thatstoob ... -campaign/

http://cltampa.com/bedpost/archives/201 ... 5SJGCjyTRs

ASUHATER! · Post by **ASUHATER!** » Wed Jun 11, 2014 8:40 pm

what is wrong with florida anyway

ghostwhitehorse · Post by **ghostwhitehorse** » Mon Jun 16, 2014 10:26 am

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/06/1 ... 95980.html

A Florida accountant has been accused of confining three women in his home as sex slaves, prostituting them and posting a video of himself raping at least one of the victims.

Gainesville resident Timothy Deegan, 53, was charged with three counts of human trafficking June 6th, the Gainesville Sun reported last week and could face additional charges.

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 1:12 pm

Florida murder suspect asked Siri where he should hide his roommate's dead body.

http://www.fastcompany.com/3034322/fast ... -dead-body

Salty · Post by **Salty** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 2:45 pm

CalStateTempe wrote:Did you hear about the guy who solicited an undercover cop working as a prostitute today in Florida?

He offered to pay her with salad.

Love the smoking gun.

Salad??? LMAO!

Daryl Zero · Post by **Daryl Zero** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 3:36 pm

As opposed to salad dressing?

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Fri Feb 08, 2019 2:13 pm

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Tue Jun 11, 2019 7:33 pm

Rey?

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Tue Jun 11, 2019 7:47 pm

So his sack filled with burgundy lava?

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Wed Jun 12, 2019 7:36 am

UAEebs86 wrote:Rey?

ByJoveByJingle · Post by **ByJoveByJingle** » Wed Jun 12, 2019 9:38 am

Hmmmm . . . {furiously calculates gonad recovery rates}

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Wed Jun 12, 2019 9:56 am

Be gentle with me....

MountainCat · Post by **MountainCat** » Wed Jun 12, 2019 10:10 am

Moral of the story.....Do not date anyone with the name of Pitchford.....or as I read it.......Pitchfork!

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Wed Jun 12, 2019 12:21 pm

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Tue Jul 09, 2019 1:31 pm

CalStateTempe · Post by **CalStateTempe** » Tue Jul 09, 2019 2:30 pm

Oh shit that was great!

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Tue Jul 09, 2019 4:43 pm

Back in the 16th century when I was a kid, before product use safety warnings and such silliness plastered the packaging of all consumer goods, my father bought some fireworks for the 4th of July and on a Roman Candle it literally said, and I swear it was true: "Light fuse at red end of Roman Candle and point directly at your best friend."

Now that was back when America was GRRRREAT!!!

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Tue Jul 09, 2019 7:18 pm

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Fri Jul 19, 2019 6:46 am

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Fri Jul 19, 2019 6:50 am

dovecanyoncat wrote:

This was a flashback - I saw him at a Comedy Club in El Paso over 30 years ago.

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Fri Jul 19, 2019 7:19 am

UAEebs86 wrote:
dovecanyoncat wrote:

This was a flashback - I saw him at a Comedy Club in El Paso over 30 years ago.

Did he do Toast?

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Fri Jul 19, 2019 7:24 am

dovecanyoncat wrote:
UAEebs86 wrote:

This was a flashback - I saw him at a Comedy Club in El Paso over 30 years ago.
Did he do Toast?

Of course!

CalStateTempe · Post by **CalStateTempe** » Sat Jul 20, 2019 9:22 pm

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/mag ... c51dafea73" target="_blank

PieceOfMeat · Post by **PieceOfMeat** » Sun Jul 21, 2019 3:22 am

dovecanyoncat wrote:
UAEebs86 wrote:
dovecanyoncat wrote:

This was a flashback - I saw him at a Comedy Club in El Paso over 30 years ago.
Did he do Toast?

is this supposed to be funny?

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Fri Jul 26, 2019 4:33 pm

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Tue Aug 06, 2019 4:48 pm

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Thu Aug 08, 2019 6:12 pm

ByJoveByJingle · Post by **ByJoveByJingle** » Thu Aug 08, 2019 7:03 pm

Wait, so it’s ok to rape your date?

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Tue Aug 13, 2019 8:42 pm

Honorary Florida Man

ByJoveByJingle · Post by **ByJoveByJingle** » Sun Aug 18, 2019 11:57 am

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Sun Aug 18, 2019 12:06 pm

ByJoveByJingle wrote:

Yeah, but what was she wearing?

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Thu Aug 22, 2019 8:02 am

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Thu Aug 22, 2019 8:09 am

Merkin wrote:

Jesus, maybe take up gardening if you’re looking for a hobby....

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Mon Sep 02, 2019 6:46 am

Post by **UAdevil** » Mon Sep 02, 2019 9:43 am

It's hard to comprehend an allegedly functioning human adult being that fucking stupid...

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Mon Sep 02, 2019 9:48 am

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Mon Sep 02, 2019 9:52 am

It's a bold strategy Cotton.

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Wed Nov 06, 2019 4:45 pm

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Sun Dec 08, 2019 7:26 am

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Thu Dec 12, 2019 8:29 pm

wyo-cat · Post by **wyo-cat** » Thu Dec 12, 2019 9:15 pm

#PeakFlorida

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Fri Dec 13, 2019 5:29 am

I hope the alligator is OK.

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Sat Dec 28, 2019 9:19 pm

ByJoveByJingle · Post by **ByJoveByJingle** » Sun Dec 29, 2019 10:21 am

Isn’t that a long-standing tradition in the Catholic Church? The selling of indulgences, not the drugs and baby alligators.

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Wed Feb 05, 2020 2:08 pm

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Fri Apr 10, 2020 5:44 pm

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Sat Apr 11, 2020 6:55 am

^

WTF Tennessee????

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Sat Apr 11, 2020 7:56 am

Colorado wants whatever Tennessee is smoking.

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