The Random Thoughts Thread

RichardCranium · Post by **RichardCranium** » Thu Oct 03, 2019 6:40 am

dovecanyoncat wrote:Cracking 1: first Tassie pinot in Melbourne CBD hotel, with some fresh takeout dumplings to wash the taste of Trump-back-home outta my mouth. Press on, knuckleheads, you have my proxy to take the fight to the DoucheBag. Debauchery calls.

Hey! Whadaya doin in Melbourne? How long?

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Fri Oct 18, 2019 8:53 am

God damn I love chocolate milk!

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Fri Oct 18, 2019 1:26 pm

azgreg wrote:God damn I love chocolate milk!

As a professional athlete, I get to drink it all the time to replenish my energy and minerals.

CalStateTempe · Post by **CalStateTempe** » Sat Oct 19, 2019 7:30 am

Watched an oldie but goodie last night: Office Space.

How prescient to today's political climate was the fourth verse of the song "Damn it feels good to be a Gangsta" written by the Geto Boys in like the early 90s and played to an montage of Peter breaking off the corporate shackles and going fishing with a late 90's Jen Aniston.

And now, a word from the President

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
Gettin' voted into the White House
Everything lookin' good to the people of the world
But the Mafia family is my boss
So every now and then I owe a favor gettin' down
Like lettin' a big drug shipment through
And send 'em to the poor community
So we can bust you know who
So voters of the world keep supportin' me
And I promise to take you very far
Other leaders better not upset me
Or I'll send a million troops to die at war
To all you Republicans, that helped me win
I sincerely like to thank you
'Cause now I got the world swingin' from my nuts
And damn it feels good to be a gangsta

Frybry02 · Post by **Frybry02** » Sat Oct 19, 2019 8:21 pm

I heard the most mind blowing lyrics today ...

"Girl, I know your favorite beer
'Cause you told me and I bought it"

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Sun Oct 20, 2019 8:03 am

Am I the only one who looks at Mike Pence and thinks about how Thaddeus Stevens wants his face back?

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Sun Oct 20, 2019 11:22 am

CalStateTempe · Post by **CalStateTempe** » Sun Oct 20, 2019 12:25 pm

I shouldn’t have ran that 10k cold turkey with no training for past 5months.

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Sun Oct 20, 2019 7:04 pm

I played basketball alone at the JCC today for the first time in years. Three minutes in everything just clicked and it was like no time had passed.

Swish!

Swish!

Swish!

Swish!

Swish!

From all over the court, and with some mean handles. Nobody was defending me, but I had kept having to pull my shorts up, so I wasn't unchallenged. I was deadly.

What would happen if I join the league of dads with hairy shoulders?

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Sun Oct 20, 2019 8:58 pm

It was pure 1920s genius to add several B vitamins to wheel bearing grease and sell it under a new name: Vegemite.

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Sun Oct 20, 2019 9:52 pm

dovecanyoncat wrote:It was pure 1920s genius to add several B vitamins to wheel bearing grease and sell it under a new name: Vegemite.

I like the stuff but it takes a toll on the innards.

scumdevils86 · Post by **scumdevils86** » Wed Oct 23, 2019 11:01 am

UAEebs86 wrote:Wasn't sure where to post this. This is my cousin's son-in-law and his brother.

Doesn't sound good. Hope they catch whoever is involved.

2 Wisconsin brothers went to Missouri on business. Now they are missing.

"They didn't make their flight," the mother of Justin and Nick Diemel said. "They found the abandoned truck on the side of the road with their carry-ons and that was it."

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/2- ... y-n1033601

July 24, 2019, 8:05 AM MST / Updated July 24, 2019, 9:36 AM MST
By David K. Li

A 35-year-old father of four and his 24-year-old brother have gone missing after traveling from their homes in Wisconsin to Missouri on business.

Justin and Nick Diemel, 24 and 35, respectively, who own Diemel Livestock in northeast Wisconsin, were supposed to come home Sunday but didn't make their scheduled flight, officials said.

Their rental truck was found in a commuter parking lot in Holt, about 30 miles northeast of the Kansas International Airport, on Monday with no sign of the two men, authorities said.

Nick Diemel's wife said she spoke to her husband on the phone Sunday morning before they were supposed to visit a client.

Damn
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/mi ... s-n1070666" target="_blank

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Wed Oct 23, 2019 11:03 am

There's a special place in hell for that guy.

97cats · Post by **97cats** » Wed Oct 23, 2019 1:03 pm

thats so terrible - given the information in that article im wondering how the authorities actually found the bodies? if they were burned and distributed in a manure pile im wondering if they got an admission?

the one authority did say it was the toughest case to crack.

either way, very sad

CatsbyAZ · Post by **CatsbyAZ** » Thu Oct 24, 2019 11:42 am

Is their any way of life that does not involve having a cell phone? Or perhaps where cell phones are expressly denied as part of that way of life?

Nuns? Amish?

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Fri Oct 25, 2019 4:39 pm

I started raving to a guy about his monk Halloween costume and then he told me it isn’t a Halloween costume.

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Fri Oct 25, 2019 5:15 pm

CatsbyAZ wrote:Is their any way of life that does not involve having a cell phone? Or perhaps where cell phones are expressly denied as part of that way of life?

Nuns? Amish?

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Fri Oct 25, 2019 11:04 pm

CatsbyAZ wrote:Is their any way of life that does not involve having a cell phone? Or perhaps where cell phones are expressly denied as part of that way of life?

Nuns? Amish?

I wanna live in
the analogue world.
I could be happy
the rest of my life
in the analogue world.

pc in NM · Post by **pc in NM** » Sat Oct 26, 2019 5:33 am

dovecanyoncat wrote:
CatsbyAZ wrote:Is their any way of life that does not involve having a cell phone? Or perhaps where cell phones are expressly denied as part of that way of life?

Nuns? Amish?
I wanna live in
the analogue world.
I could be happy
the rest of my life
in the analogue world.

I know several people who still have flip phones, which they use exclusively for voice calls....

scumdevils86 · Post by **scumdevils86** » Sat Oct 26, 2019 7:44 am

I bet they live the ethos of work harder not smarter to it's fullest every day.

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Sat Oct 26, 2019 12:39 pm

pc in NM wrote:
dovecanyoncat wrote:
CatsbyAZ wrote:Is their any way of life that does not involve having a cell phone? Or perhaps where cell phones are expressly denied as part of that way of life?

Nuns? Amish?
I wanna live in
the analogue world.
I could be happy
the rest of my life
in the analogue world.
I know several people who still have flip phones, which they use exclusively for voice calls....

For my old flip phone I had an app that displayed a rotary dial.

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Sun Oct 27, 2019 8:50 am

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Sun Oct 27, 2019 10:14 am

ByJoveByJingle · Post by **ByJoveByJingle** » Sun Oct 27, 2019 10:38 am

UAEebs86 wrote:

Those things make me irrationally angry. I have no justifiable reason.

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Sun Oct 27, 2019 11:45 am

I'm guessing whoever came up with the ridiculous idea of a Gender Reveal anything was a Party City VP of Sales.

ByJoveByJingle · Post by **ByJoveByJingle** » Mon Oct 28, 2019 6:41 pm

God I hate giving out grades. Had two girls from my design studio crying in my office today while I was explaining their grades. I handled it with my usual sangfroid and aplomb.

PieceOfMeat · Post by **PieceOfMeat** » Tue Oct 29, 2019 11:41 am

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Tue Nov 05, 2019 2:14 pm

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Tue Nov 05, 2019 3:04 pm

My parrot loved that video.

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Tue Nov 05, 2019 3:24 pm

Might also go in the incel thread.

Not this Pat Boone lookalike though.

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Tue Nov 05, 2019 3:30 pm

I thought if I leaked that photo myself, I could get out ahead of it.

CalStateTempe · Post by **CalStateTempe** » Wed Nov 06, 2019 8:47 am

Going back to the lady who cuts my hair on Friday.

We go off cycle due to vacations and full schedules, so it’s been about 6monthe since she’s cut my hair and I’ve had to go elsewhere.

She also wen through a nasty divorce 2 years ago due to an adulterous husband.

Is this alley cat set up for a hatchet job of a haircut?

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Wed Nov 06, 2019 8:57 am

I’d cheat on my wife before I’d cheat on my stylist.

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Wed Nov 06, 2019 12:18 pm

CalStateTempe wrote:Going back to the lady who cuts my hair on Friday.

We go off cycle due to vacations and full schedules, so it’s been about 6monthe since she’s cut my hair and I’ve had to go elsewhere.

She also wen through a nasty divorce 2 years ago due to an adulterous husband.

Is this alley cat set up for a hatchet job of a haircut?

She's going to know you've been with another hair stylist. The key is to divert her focus with an even more shocking pronouncement. When you're in the chair and she's doing the look-over, tell her your undershirts are from Walmart and you post to a sports message board.

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Wed Nov 06, 2019 3:54 pm

Longhorned wrote:My parrot loved that video.

CalStateTempe · Post by **CalStateTempe** » Wed Nov 06, 2019 8:55 pm

Longhorned wrote:
CalStateTempe wrote:Going back to the lady who cuts my hair on Friday.

We go off cycle due to vacations and full schedules, so it’s been about 6monthe since she’s cut my hair and I’ve had to go elsewhere.

She also wen through a nasty divorce 2 years ago due to an adulterous husband.

Is this alley cat set up for a hatchet job of a haircut?
She's going to know you've been with another hair stylist. The key is to divert her focus with an even more shocking pronouncement. When you're in the chair and she's doing the look-over, tell her your undershirts are from Walmart and you post to a sports message board.

This good advice. Thanks!

CalStateTempe · Post by **CalStateTempe** » Wed Nov 06, 2019 8:57 pm

Being forthcoming, I cheated on my stylist with Supercuts.

It’s wasn't for the love of the service but the expediency

scumdevils86 · Post by **scumdevils86** » Wed Nov 06, 2019 9:18 pm

CalStateTempe wrote:Being forthcoming, I cheated on my stylist with Supercuts.

It’s wasn't for the love of the service but the expediency

Ugh. I don't know why I don't make the time for a real stylist. Supercuts it is for me every 5-6 weeks. Possibly because it's 500 feet from my front door and convenience is always a selling point for me.

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Wed Nov 06, 2019 9:22 pm

scumdevils86 wrote:
CalStateTempe wrote:Being forthcoming, I cheated on my stylist with Supercuts.

It’s wasn't for the love of the service but the expediency
Ugh. I don't know why I don't make the time for a real stylist. Supercuts it is for me every 5-6 weeks. Possibly because it's 500 feet from my front door and convenience is always a selling point for me.

It wasn't love; it was just a haircut!

You dogs! You're just bears with furniture.

ASUHATER! · Post by **ASUHATER!** » Wed Nov 06, 2019 9:52 pm

I've literally never had my hair cut anywhere but a Cost Cutters or Super Cuts...

CalStateTempe · Post by **CalStateTempe** » Wed Nov 06, 2019 9:57 pm

And...

It was just gonna be one time, but then they gave me a coupon for a second visit haircut for 5.99.

So I dabbled...and went back.

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Wed Nov 06, 2019 10:05 pm

CalStateTempe wrote:And...

It was just gonna be one time, but then they gave me a coupon for a second visit haircut for 5.99.

So I dabbled...and went back.

Slut!

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Wed Nov 06, 2019 10:07 pm

ASUHATER! wrote:I've literally never had my hair cut anywhere but a Cost Cutters or Super Cuts...

Har! Buy a $30 clipper from Walmart and learn to masturbate!

CalStateTempe · Post by **CalStateTempe** » Fri Nov 08, 2019 7:20 pm

Well I had my make up haircut.

Conversation was a bit stilted as first, but warmed toward the end.

Gentle chiding about “staying away” but not mention/questions about where I went.

My excuse of us getting off schedule and vacations (including her three week annual burning man sojurn to which she admits to losing clients ever year) didnt hold much water.

Weird friendly interaction with just enough chill.

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Fri Nov 08, 2019 7:43 pm

So...... no handy?

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Sat Nov 09, 2019 8:27 am

Stop it already

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Sat Nov 09, 2019 8:45 am

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:02 am

I truly don't understand why some people aren't dog people. Cats, really?

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:11 am

I think you gotta have both. I would if I could. But I’d rather walk a dog than clean a litter box.

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:50 am

When flying, what’s your attitude toward take-off and landing?

Something to ignore?

Hardly even noticeable?

Slightly unnerving?

Fascinating and always worth watching out the window?

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