The best fast food burger?

EastCoastCat · Post by **EastCoastCat** » Mon May 03, 2021 9:33 am

I have never tasted a White Castle burger...I have inhaled them though while extremely fucked up.

ASUHATER! · Post by **ASUHATER!** » Mon May 03, 2021 10:12 am

I like white castle lol. Don't have any in Tucson but I've been known to buy the frozen ones at the grocery store. It isn't great by any means but I'd slam like 6 sliders and not complain.

Alieberman · Post by **Alieberman** » Mon May 03, 2021 10:37 am

Chicat wrote: ↑Mon May 03, 2021 9:19 am White Castle is an 8 out of 10. Fight me.

You have officially lived in Indiana for too long.

White Castle is trash

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Mon May 03, 2021 10:57 am

Showing my age, but White Castle had 15 cent burgers when I was a kid in Michigan.

Don't see many out west so I make my own from a copycat recipe.

Fremont Street in Vegas has one, but the only one I have seen out west.

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Mon May 03, 2021 11:11 am

I've been to White Castle once.........once.

scumdevils86 · Post by **scumdevils86** » Mon May 03, 2021 11:20 am

I went to one once in about 2003 in Toledo. It is fine.

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Mon May 03, 2021 11:39 am

My neighbor’s kid just got his drivers license. First night he can drive after dark we made him go get us White Castle at like 11:30pm because we were wasted. He came back yelling “Dad! My car reeks of onions now!!!”

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Mon May 03, 2021 11:55 am

Alieberman wrote: ↑Mon May 03, 2021 10:37 am
Chicat wrote: ↑Mon May 03, 2021 9:19 am White Castle is an 8 out of 10. Fight me.
You have officially lived in Indiana for too long.

White Castle is trash

My White Castle love goes back to growing up in NY. Used to go to the one on WHITE Plains Blvd. and CASTLE Hill Ave. in the Bronx that my mom convinced me was the original location (it wasn’t).

Post by **UAdevil** » Mon May 03, 2021 12:26 pm

Steamed 'beef' patties...eww.

84Cat · Post by **84Cat** » Mon May 03, 2021 1:39 pm

azgreg wrote: ↑Mon May 03, 2021 11:11 am I've been to White Castle once.........once.

Same, somewhere in Pennsylvania in 1982.

wyo-cat · Post by **wyo-cat** » Mon May 03, 2021 2:22 pm

Krystal is the southern version of White Castle. I think they’re better than WC.

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Mon May 03, 2021 4:23 pm

Alieberman wrote: ↑Mon May 03, 2021 10:37 am
Chicat wrote: ↑Mon May 03, 2021 9:19 am White Castle is an 8 out of 10. Fight me.
You have officially lived in Indiana for too long.

White Castle is trash

Amen! And it's trash not even worth recycling. The whole Slider concept is a butt-plug sandwich version of Olive Garden breadsticks and Outback bread loaves. And Crystal burgers are what sharting bowels crave when the drugstores are closed and they can't get Imodium.

Sliders, WC, Crystal: Shitfaced, stoned or sober, I'd rather eat grout compound.

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Mon May 03, 2021 4:49 pm

I have frozen White Castle in my freezer right now.

Alieberman · Post by **Alieberman** » Mon May 03, 2021 4:58 pm

Chicat wrote: ↑Mon May 03, 2021 4:49 pm I have frozen White Castle in my freezer right now.

That's smart. Use them as ice packs for your cooler.

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Mon May 03, 2021 5:07 pm

I see them frozen for sale here at Grocery Outlet, but never had the urge to try them, not very cheap. But I imagine for transplants out west, they want them at any price.

ASUHATER! · Post by **ASUHATER!** » Mon May 03, 2021 5:17 pm

Those people turning their noses up at White Castle aren't even real 'Muricans.

EastCoastCat · Post by **EastCoastCat** » Mon May 03, 2021 6:53 pm

Original Tommy’s World Famous. Double Chili Cheese.

Fuck you all.

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Mon May 03, 2021 7:28 pm

Chicat wrote: ↑Mon May 03, 2021 4:49 pm I have frozen White Castle in my freezer right now.

Sucks losing a bet.

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Mon May 03, 2021 7:38 pm

Alieberman wrote: ↑Mon May 03, 2021 4:58 pm
Chicat wrote: ↑Mon May 03, 2021 4:49 pm I have frozen White Castle in my freezer right now.
That's smart. Use them as ice packs for your cooler.

Throw them into your RV black water tank to dissolve the human waste.

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Mon May 03, 2021 7:40 pm

azgreg wrote: ↑Mon May 03, 2021 7:28 pm
Chicat wrote: ↑Mon May 03, 2021 4:49 pm I have frozen White Castle in my freezer right now.
Sucks losing a bet.

But they work great as garden fertilizer, kinda like two day old dead fish.

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Mon May 03, 2021 7:43 pm

Chicat wrote: ↑Mon May 03, 2021 4:49 pm I have frozen White Castle in my freezer right now.

Why? They're meant to descale your toilet bowl.

GlobalCat · Post by **GlobalCat** » Mon May 03, 2021 10:33 pm

EastCoastCat wrote: ↑Mon May 03, 2021 6:53 pm Original Tommy’s World Famous. Double Chili Cheese.

Fuck you all.

Which one?

https://www.latimes.com/food/story/2019 ... -knockoffs

EastCoastCat · Post by **EastCoastCat** » Tue May 04, 2021 9:49 am

GlobalCat wrote: ↑Mon May 03, 2021 10:33 pm
EastCoastCat wrote: ↑Mon May 03, 2021 6:53 pm Original Tommy’s World Famous. Double Chili Cheese.

Fuck you all.

Which one?

https://www.latimes.com/food/story/2019 ... -knockoffs

Beverly & Rampart. The only true one.

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Tue May 04, 2021 9:50 am

What's going on here?

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Tue May 04, 2021 9:52 am

Inbreeding

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Tue May 04, 2021 2:31 pm

"Madam, we must have waffles, forthwith!"

PieceOfMeat · Post by **PieceOfMeat** » Tue May 04, 2021 10:33 pm

corona spreading?

wyo-cat · Post by **wyo-cat** » Tue Jun 22, 2021 9:59 am

I took my son to Blake’s over the weekend. Since he goes to school back East, I thought he’d enjoy a green Chile cheeseburger.

He loved it. I would rate if second best fast food burger in town.

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Tue Jun 22, 2021 10:04 am

I just don't get why I can't get my wife on board with Blake's. It's my favorite chain fast food burger.

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Tue Jun 22, 2021 10:41 am

Longhorned wrote: ↑Tue Jun 22, 2021 10:04 am I just don't get why I can't get my wife on board with Blake's. It's my favorite chain fast food burger.

Have you tried mansplaining?

ASUHATER! · Post by **ASUHATER!** » Tue Jun 22, 2021 12:35 pm

Blake's was hands down the worst burger I've had in years and it's not even close. Pretty sure I already railed on it in this thread but it was barely edible. Dry stale bun, spongy fake tasting meat, no condiments, just beyond awful.

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Tue Jun 22, 2021 12:41 pm

ASUHATER! wrote: ↑Tue Jun 22, 2021 12:35 pm Blake's was hands down the worst burger I've had in years and it's not even close. Pretty sure I already railed on it in this thread but it was barely edible. Dry stale bun, spongy fake tasting meat, no condiments, just beyond awful.

I've had a kindred experience at Whataburger. And yet I've also had ethereal Whataburger.

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Tue Jun 22, 2021 1:01 pm

Longhorned wrote: ↑Tue Jun 22, 2021 12:41 pm
ASUHATER! wrote: ↑Tue Jun 22, 2021 12:35 pm Blake's was hands down the worst burger I've had in years and it's not even close. Pretty sure I already railed on it in this thread but it was barely edible. Dry stale bun, spongy fake tasting meat, no condiments, just beyond awful.
I've had a kindred experience at Whataburger. And yet I've also had ethereal Whataburger.

Neither Blake's nor Whataburger have ever risen above forgettable for me.

scumdevils86 · Post by **scumdevils86** » Tue Jun 22, 2021 1:18 pm

Never had Blake's but I can't ever remember a terrible burger at Whataburger

wyo-cat · Post by **wyo-cat** » Tue Jun 22, 2021 1:23 pm

ASUHATER! wrote: ↑Tue Jun 22, 2021 12:35 pm Blake's was hands down the worst burger I've had in years and it's not even close. Pretty sure I already railed on it in this thread but it was barely edible. Dry stale bun, spongy fake tasting meat, no condiments, just beyond awful.

Our experience was totally opposite. Super juicy burg and the green Chile was sublime. It was great.

We went to the one on Craycroft and River.

EastCoastCat · Post by **EastCoastCat** » Tue Jun 22, 2021 1:26 pm

What is the best non-fast food burger in Tucson?

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Tue Jun 22, 2021 1:27 pm

EastCoastCat wrote: ↑Tue Jun 22, 2021 1:26 pm What is the best non-fast food burger in Tucson?

I had a really good burger at The Parish the other day. Haven't had Zinburger in a while but remember it being good.

ASUHATER! · Post by **ASUHATER!** » Tue Jun 22, 2021 1:30 pm

Graze is pretty good

wyo-cat · Post by **wyo-cat** » Tue Jun 22, 2021 1:37 pm

UAEebs86 wrote: ↑Tue Jun 22, 2021 1:27 pm
EastCoastCat wrote: ↑Tue Jun 22, 2021 1:26 pm What is the best non-fast food burger in Tucson?
I had a really good burger at The Parish the other day. Haven't had Zinburger in a while but remember it being good.

I think everything at the Parish is the bomb. Bacon Popcorn…there, I said it.

EastCoastCat · Post by **EastCoastCat** » Tue Jun 22, 2021 1:39 pm

ASUHATER! wrote: ↑Tue Jun 22, 2021 1:30 pm Graze is pretty good

Yes I had Graze the last time I was in town. It was good.

Alieberman · Post by **Alieberman** » Tue Jun 22, 2021 1:47 pm

When I want a really shitty tasteless burger I go to Whataburger

scumdevils86 · Post by **scumdevils86** » Tue Jun 22, 2021 1:51 pm

I've found I generally just prefer making smash burgers at home now.

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Tue Jun 22, 2021 2:10 pm

Gotta sauté those onions.

scumdevils86 · Post by **scumdevils86** » Tue Jun 22, 2021 2:28 pm

Mmmm I love a ton of raw onion. Need that bite with all the fattiness.

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Tue Jun 22, 2021 2:41 pm

Yuck

That’s why I don’t like In&Out. First time I tried it I bit into half a raw onion and that’s all I tasted the rest of the day. Apparently I didn’t know the secret handshake to get them to make my burger edible.

scumdevils86 · Post by **scumdevils86** » Tue Jun 22, 2021 3:08 pm

Hell yea. The bigger the slab of raw onion on my in n out the better.

ASUHATER! · Post by **ASUHATER!** » Tue Jun 22, 2021 3:32 pm

Alieberman wrote: ↑Tue Jun 22, 2021 1:47 pm When I want a really shitty tasteless burger I go to Whataburger

Whataburger is always good

gronk4heisman · Post by **gronk4heisman** » Tue Jun 22, 2021 3:39 pm

Onions existing is how I know there is not a higher being.

scumdevils86 · Post by **scumdevils86** » Tue Jun 22, 2021 3:51 pm

You should see the amount of raw onion that goes on a hotdog with just a small squirt of mustard. As much hot dog as onion on that bun.

ASUHATER! · Post by **ASUHATER!** » Tue Jun 22, 2021 4:00 pm

gronk4heisman wrote: ↑Tue Jun 22, 2021 3:39 pm Onions existing is how I know there is not a higher being.

Onions are one of the like bases of all flavor on earth. Not liking onions is like not liking salt or sugar

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