It’s like AI ChatBots are learning how to write Florida Man headlines:
Haha Florida
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wyo-cat
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I do that down in Mexico. Leave it up the entire time we’re there.
I anchor the frame with a few roof tiles buried in the sand, tho.
Where we go there’s nobody on the beach, so no worries.
I anchor the frame with a few roof tiles buried in the sand, tho.
Where we go there’s nobody on the beach, so no worries.
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Chicat
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Shouldn’t the games involve robbing a Waffle House with an alligator while high on meth then trying to escape on a lawn tractor?
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A jet ski instead of a lawn tractor, and somewhere in there needs to be a handgun.
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Mix in some bath salts.
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Merkin
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Sure are a lot of reasons why I don't want to move to Florida.
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UAEebs86
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Holy schnikes!
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"A man got hit with a felony robbery charge after trying to withdraw a penny from a Central Florida bank... Michael Fleming allegedly went into a Chase branch in Lady Lake FL, on June 29 and passed a withdrawal slip for 1 cent to a bank teller... When the teller told Fleming he couldn’t withdraw a penny, he said, “So you want me to say the other word?” Afraid the situation could turn violent, the teller called cops."
And I said, ‘That last thing is what you can't get...Nobody can get to that last thing. We keep on living in hopes of catching it once and for all.’ Jack Kerouac, On The Road
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Merkin
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That doesn't make any cents.
But reading elsewhere, he did want to be arrested.
But reading elsewhere, he did want to be arrested.