Coronavirus League

[Merkin]

[Chicat]

[Merkin]

[Chicat]

We need to start pepper-spraying these bioterrorists.

[84Cat]

[Chicat]

When do they get arrested?

And where were they radicalized?

[Merkin]

And how soon do they get hired in Florida?

[Longhorned]

And how soon do they get hired in Florida?

[Chicat]

Coughing Karen is the new leader of the League.

[Longhorned]

Who do you think will win? Delta or omicron?

I'm going with omicron, but winning at the expense of a lesser degree of severe illness.

[UAEebs86]

[Longhorned]

Sounds like we're all about to get it.

I miss basketball. One of these NBA teams should rename themselves "I Think His Name Might Be Ed"

[Merkin]

Australia, when one boomerang isn't enough for anti-vaxxers.

[dovecanyoncat]

Perhaps Sir Cranium will translate this for us.

[RichardCranium]

Geebus, I don't have a clue about where that came from or what its about. I'll try a bit of research but no promises.

'Roid Rage comes to mind though.

[RichardCranium]

Nope. I got nothing. Don't know who, what, where, when, or why.

[UAEebs86]

So I joined the two-timers club this week (first time since April 2020).

Who else is on their second (or third) round?

[Chicat]

Still haven’t ever gotten it.

Although my father-in-law is desperate to make me a winner.

[EastCoastCat]

Still haven’t ever gotten it.

Although my father-in-law is desperate to make me a winner.

Me neither. I credit it to all the booze and drugs I have consumed in my lifetime creating a Captain America-esque anti-virus shield.

[dovecanyoncat]

Still haven’t ever gotten it.

Although my father-in-law is desperate to make me a winner.

Maybe he'll settle for giving his favorite SIL a participation trophy?

[dovecanyoncat]

Still haven’t ever gotten it.

Although my father-in-law is desperate to make me a winner.

Me neither. I credit it to all the booze and drugs I have consumed in my lifetime creating a Captain America-esque anti-virus shield.

Works for me

[84Cat]

My wife and I are stills virgins too

We're just getting over a 2 week cold though, damn grandkids spew their germs everywhere

[CalStateTempe]

I’m in the two timer club

[ASUHATER!]

I've never tested positive and officially had it (which is a miracle since I get coughed on daily by boomers that are unmasked picking up their paxlovid prescriptions like Chicat's father in law) but I definitely think I had it in September. My breathing hasn't felt 100% normal since then when I was sick.

[Merkin]

Still haven’t ever gotten it.

Although my father-in-law is desperate to make me a winner.

Me neither. I credit it to all the booze and drugs I have consumed in my lifetime creating a Captain America-esque anti-virus shield.

Same here. Rarely get sick or even catch a cold. Thanks a lot Mexican Mescal and dirt weed!

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/stat ... 1562428797

[dovecanyoncat]

Still haven’t ever gotten it.

Although my father-in-law is desperate to make me a winner.

Me neither. I credit it to all the booze and drugs I have consumed in my lifetime creating a Captain America-esque anti-virus shield.

Same here. Rarely get sick or even catch a cold. Thanks a lot Mexican Mescal and dirt weed!

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/stat ... 1562428797

Hey Merk, do ya think paraquat pot gave us some immunity-via-toxin?

[EastCoastCat]

Still haven’t ever gotten it.

Although my father-in-law is desperate to make me a winner.

Me neither. I credit it to all the booze and drugs I have consumed in my lifetime creating a Captain America-esque anti-virus shield.

Same here. Rarely get sick or even catch a cold. Thanks a lot Mexican Mescal and dirt weed!

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/stat ... 1562428797

Hey Merk, do ya think paraquat pot gave us some immunity-via-toxin?

That or maybe the late night Greasy Tony’s runs…

[UAEebs86]

Still haven’t ever gotten it.

Although my father-in-law is desperate to make me a winner.

Me neither. I credit it to all the booze and drugs I have consumed in my lifetime creating a Captain America-esque anti-virus shield.

Same here. Rarely get sick or even catch a cold. Thanks a lot Mexican Mescal and dirt weed!

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/stat ... 1562428797

Hey Merk, do ya think paraquat pot gave us some immunity-via-toxin?

That or maybe the late night Greasy Tony’s runs…

Didn't help me!

I'd kill for a #39 hot right now (Medium trashcan)

[Merkin]

Still haven’t ever gotten it.

Although my father-in-law is desperate to make me a winner.

Me neither. I credit it to all the booze and drugs I have consumed in my lifetime creating a Captain America-esque anti-virus shield.

Same here. Rarely get sick or even catch a cold. Thanks a lot Mexican Mescal and dirt weed!

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/stat ... 1562428797

Hey Merk, do ya think paraquat pot gave us some immunity-via-toxin?

That's a word I have not even thought about in decades. Need to find this clip.



https://snltranscripts.jt.org/snl-tonight/page/548

[Open on Pedro and a woman harvesting marijuana in a field. A plane is heard flying overhead as it dumps a white powder onto the crops]
Woman: Pedro! Pedro, this must be a sign from Our Lady of Guadalupe. It hasn’t snowed in Sonora for 192 years. It’s a MIRACLE!

Pedro: It’s not a miracle! It’s Paraquat!

Woman: Pedro, is this a sign that we will have an early harvest?

Pedro: Darn right we’re gonna have an early harvest, like tonight! We gonna cut and bathe this stuff right away, we can still sell it to the Gringos.

Woman: But Pedro, doesn’t it cause irreversible lung damage?

Pedro: Have you been reading newspapers again, huh? [Slaps woman] Wha’d you been doing, huh? [Slaps her two more times] Come on, work, work! It’s harvest time! HARVEST TIME!

Announcer: Yes, Paraquat does affect the quality of marijuana, but it does not affect the importation and traffic. One afternoon from this secluded valley in Sonora province, Mexico [Dissolve to North American map with a mule placed over Sonora] one-hundred tons of Paraquat-treated marijuana was transported by mule [mule moves to a plane just south of Texas] to a point 30 miles south of the United States border at York, Texas. Here, 50 tons was transferred to six converted Lockheed Hudson C-40 transport planes with flight plans for the American Midwest. [Plane on map moves north to Kansas, where a semi truck is positioned] Six hours later, the six cannabis-carrying transport planes touched down safely in the wheat field of a high-volume dealer near Pitkin, Kansas, where most of the payload was seized by federal and state law enforcement officials acting on an elderly neighbor’s tip. [Plane falls off map] But before the lawmen could surround the area, ten tons were concealed in a refrigerated tractor-trailer unit hauling a load of fresh zucchini [semi drives east to a van positioned in Kentucky] Agricultural officials stopped the tractor trailer at Bowling Green, Kentucky and, while making a random inspection, they discovered the marijuana in the zucchini. Of the ten tons on that truck, nine were seized by drug enforcement agency representatives [semi falls off map] who accepted a large bribe to let the only remaining ton leave the state safely in a customized van [van drives southeast to a saxophone player in Georgia]. This shipment was delivered to a professional cannabis broker in Macon, Georgia. This broker subsequently sold two pounds to a black musician, who returned to New York City. [Sax player moves northeast to New York] The musician took some paraquat-treated joints to work one night, and passed one of them to a young actor.

[Dissolve to Bill Murray accepting a joint from SNL bass player Buddy Williams]
Bill Murray: Are you sure this stuff is okay?

Buddy Williams: Oh yes, man. I swear it’s Colombian.

[dovecanyoncat]

Still haven’t ever gotten it.

Although my father-in-law is desperate to make me a winner.

Me neither. I credit it to all the booze and drugs I have consumed in my lifetime creating a Captain America-esque anti-virus shield.

Same here. Rarely get sick or even catch a cold. Thanks a lot Mexican Mescal and dirt weed!

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/stat ... 1562428797

Hey Merk, do ya think paraquat pot gave us some immunity-via-toxin?

That or maybe the late night Greasy Tony’s runs…

In the Missoula era of paraquat pot our version of the Greasy Tony's option was this joint down by the Clark Fork river on the seedy northside of downtown. It was gone before the 70s concluded. Note it's a stand-alone monolith all of about 5' wide and maybe 30' long. Yup, 50 cent burgers, 24 cent leaded gas, $15 bags of paraquat pot, nickle beers at noon. We were kings.

[dovecanyoncat]

Alcohol Intolerance Emerges as Potential Symptom of Long COVID, According to Recent Study

https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/other/ ... r-BB1ilip3

Not even gonna read the article because why? Now that I have this evidence that I've never gotten it.