the best place to take a dump on campus
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- Chicat
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Re: the best place to take a dump on campus
In the bathroom of our coworking office there is a table set up right outside the toilet stalls that has tissues and hand lotion on it.
WHY?????
WHY?????
Of the 12 coaches, Rush picked the one whose fans have the deepest passion, the longest memories, the greatest lung capacity and … did I mention deep passion?
- Chicat
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Re: the best place to take a dump on campus
Let me be clear, there are other items on the sinks (tissues, mouthwash, q-tips, lint roller, etc.) but the lotion and tissues are by themselves on a separate table in front of the stalls.
I did not have “Corporate Masturbation Encouragement” on my bingo card.
Of the 12 coaches, Rush picked the one whose fans have the deepest passion, the longest memories, the greatest lung capacity and … did I mention deep passion?
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Re: the best place to take a dump on campus
Jeffrey Toobin approves.
Re: the best place to take a dump on campus
Sad to see you're behind the times on company moral issues.Chicat wrote: ↑Wed Jun 12, 2024 10:40 amLet me be clear, there are other items on the sinks (tissues, mouthwash, q-tips, lint roller, etc.) but the lotion and tissues are by themselves on a separate table in front of the stalls.
I did not have “Corporate Masturbation Encouragement” on my bingo card.
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Re: the best place to take a dump on campus
Chi's company HR must be run by someone who's parenting 3 highschool-age boys.
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Re: the best place to take a dump on campus
I spent so much time on the shitter tonight that I think I missed a mortgage payment.