Sometimes ya just gotta laugh...

pc in NM · Post by **pc in NM** » Sat Mar 09, 2024 4:40 pm

dovecanyoncat wrote: ↑Sat Mar 09, 2024 3:55 pm

Baby Mama's Got Back!!!

RichardCranium · Post by **RichardCranium** » Sat Mar 09, 2024 4:54 pm

I dunno. I showed that to SWMBO and she claims to not understand it. Even after I explained it.

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Sat Mar 09, 2024 6:44 pm

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Mon Mar 25, 2024 7:50 pm

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Tue Mar 26, 2024 6:05 pm

pc in NM · Post by **pc in NM** » Wed Apr 03, 2024 3:01 pm

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Wed Apr 03, 2024 8:46 pm

84Cat · Post by **84Cat** » Mon Apr 08, 2024 11:11 am

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Tue Apr 23, 2024 7:23 pm

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Fri Apr 26, 2024 3:00 pm

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Mon Apr 29, 2024 10:21 am

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Mon Apr 29, 2024 10:25 am

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Mon Apr 29, 2024 11:39 am

Those are good.

Back in a former life when I worked in donor relations for a non-profit we had someone give online whose email was “rapetit@hotmail”.

Mr. R.A. Petit should have probably rethought that one.

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Mon Apr 29, 2024 12:16 pm

It sneaks in in various ways. My last name is Hart and my first name (which I go by with everyone outside Montana and the old days) starts with an S. All data collection software programs used by the Forest Service, State Forestry, or privates, required me to sign in as, and to name all my data as entered by "shart". Yeah, it's a thing.

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Thu May 02, 2024 6:16 am

By far the funniest nickname for a body part has to be “turdcutter”.

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Sat May 04, 2024 4:11 pm

pc in NM · Post by **pc in NM** » Mon May 06, 2024 10:06 am

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Thu May 09, 2024 12:14 pm

I actually won my first HOA argument ever this week when I pointed out the weeds referenced in their compliance letter were actually on my neighbor's property.

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Thu May 09, 2024 3:25 pm

That’s a level of petty we should all aspire to.

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Thu May 09, 2024 4:56 pm

Dear sir,

You failed to submit to the Architectural Review Committee samples of, and a scale model of, the paint and fence in question. The paint used does not meet the light reflective value parameters as stated in chapter 12, section 4, clause 3(b) of the architectural guidelines.

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Thu May 09, 2024 5:05 pm

Full disclosure…

I am currently on my HOA board.

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Fri May 10, 2024 7:08 am

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Fri May 10, 2024 8:48 am

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Thu May 16, 2024 12:48 pm

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Sat May 18, 2024 8:45 am

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Sat May 18, 2024 10:01 am

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Tue May 21, 2024 1:08 pm

Without a doubt my favorite James Brown song!

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Wed May 29, 2024 11:05 am

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Thu Jun 06, 2024 4:31 am

84Cat · Post by **84Cat** » Thu Jun 06, 2024 8:27 am

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Thu Jun 06, 2024 9:53 am

^^^^^^^ A version of this happened just two nights ago. We were watching TV and my wife didn't know I had seen the episode. (She likes the show but it's on late and she was staying up sleepily making her way through it.) She asks a question, something like Do you think he's the murderer? and I say "It turns out to be someone totally unexpected."

Stoney stare .......

What?

YOU"VE SEEN THIS?

Well, yeah.

I'm going to bed.

WTF. Why?

I thought we were having a thing here.

...........................

Honestly, I wouldn't lie to you guys, in the past I have truly said to my beloved these very words: "Baby, I'm good, I'm sated, that's all that I
want you to want me to want."

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Wed Jun 12, 2024 1:36 pm

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Sun Jun 16, 2024 9:22 pm

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Tue Jun 25, 2024 9:26 pm

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Fri Jun 28, 2024 9:03 pm

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Fri Jun 28, 2024 11:35 pm

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Mon Aug 05, 2024 5:15 pm

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Thu Aug 22, 2024 3:49 pm

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Sat Aug 24, 2024 10:32 am

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Fri Sep 06, 2024 9:25 pm

What the actual fuck? How have I never seen this or know this story?

Peruvian Marching Powder for the win.

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Mon Sep 23, 2024 3:13 pm

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Wed Oct 02, 2024 9:02 am

84Cat · Post by **84Cat** » Mon Oct 07, 2024 5:28 pm

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Tue Oct 08, 2024 8:19 am

The mailman always delivers. One exception.

pc in NM · Post by **pc in NM** » Fri Oct 18, 2024 7:28 am

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Fri Oct 18, 2024 9:16 pm

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Thu Oct 31, 2024 1:51 pm

Poppy vs Community Notes gave me a chuckle

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Thu Oct 31, 2024 2:05 pm

That's fantastic.

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Thu Oct 31, 2024 4:19 pm

wyo-cat · Post by **wyo-cat** » Thu Oct 31, 2024 6:29 pm

He’s gonna need a few more belts after that.

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