the best place to take a dump on campus

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In the bathroom of our coworking office there is a table set up right outside the toilet stalls that has tissues and hand lotion on it.

WHY?????
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Chicat wrote: Wed Jun 12, 2024 8:55 am In the bathroom of our coworking office there is a table set up right outside the toilet stalls that has tissues and hand lotion on it.

WHY?????
The question you should be asking is "Why wouldn't it?"
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azgreg wrote: Wed Jun 12, 2024 9:54 am
Chicat wrote: Wed Jun 12, 2024 8:55 am In the bathroom of our coworking office there is a table set up right outside the toilet stalls that has tissues and hand lotion on it.

WHY?????
The question you should be asking is "Why wouldn't it?"
Let me be clear, there are other items on the sinks (tissues, mouthwash, q-tips, lint roller, etc.) but the lotion and tissues are by themselves on a separate table in front of the stalls.

I did not have “Corporate Masturbation Encouragement” on my bingo card.
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Jeffrey Toobin approves.
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Chicat wrote: Wed Jun 12, 2024 10:40 am
azgreg wrote: Wed Jun 12, 2024 9:54 am
Chicat wrote: Wed Jun 12, 2024 8:55 am In the bathroom of our coworking office there is a table set up right outside the toilet stalls that has tissues and hand lotion on it.

WHY?????
The question you should be asking is "Why wouldn't it?"
Let me be clear, there are other items on the sinks (tissues, mouthwash, q-tips, lint roller, etc.) but the lotion and tissues are by themselves on a separate table in front of the stalls.

I did not have “Corporate Masturbation Encouragement” on my bingo card.
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Chi's company HR must be run by someone who's parenting 3 highschool-age boys.
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I spent so much time on the shitter tonight that I think I missed a mortgage payment.
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