The 7 Craziest Things Ever Done to Get Laid

Post by **UAdevil** » Sat Jan 17, 2015 9:13 am

http://www.cracked.com/article_19219_th ... dfbfanpage

SCCat · Post by **SCCat** » Sat Jan 17, 2015 1:28 pm

The caption to that picture in the article is amazing...

"Yes, that's Greasley staring down Heinrich Himmler. Turns out being the only one around
getting laid on the regular gives you a ton of confidence."

Oh shit that's excellent.

scumdevils86 · Post by **scumdevils86** » Sat Jan 17, 2015 1:33 pm

That's not him in the picture by the way although he claimed it to be

SCCat · Post by **SCCat** » Sat Jan 17, 2015 1:37 pm

scumdevils86 wrote:That's not him in the picture by the way although he claimed it to be

AWWWWW that's too bad...oh well.

Alieberman · Post by **Alieberman** » Sat Jan 17, 2015 2:11 pm

I got married.

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Sat Jan 17, 2015 2:17 pm

Alieberman wrote:I got married.

Just the opposite for me.

mytwocents · Post by **mytwocents** » Sat Jan 17, 2015 2:25 pm

I opened my door

Reydituto · Post by **Reydituto** » Sat Jan 17, 2015 2:29 pm

mytwocents wrote:I opened my door

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

It's me, let's have sex.

mytwocents · Post by **mytwocents** » Sat Jan 17, 2015 2:35 pm

Reydituto wrote:
mytwocents wrote:I opened my door
Knock Knock!

Who's there?

It's me, let's have sex.

Basically...CRAZY RIGHT?!

Reydituto · Post by **Reydituto** » Sat Jan 17, 2015 3:15 pm

mytwocents wrote:
Reydituto wrote:
mytwocents wrote:I opened my door
Knock Knock!

Who's there?

It's me, let's have sex.
Basically...CRAZY RIGHT?!

Only if you didn't know him ...

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Sat Jan 17, 2015 3:23 pm

Failed 6th grade twice to learn how to delay a climax for Ms. Smontana.

Salty · Post by **Salty** » Sat Jan 17, 2015 3:42 pm

Ate Lindys, played Halo, and watched Book of Eli.

Post by **UAdevil** » Sat Jan 17, 2015 4:10 pm

Salty wrote:Ate Lindys, played Halo, and watched Book of Eli.

...and didn't get laid.

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Sat Jan 17, 2015 4:15 pm

Joined the Army, went to Germany, and met a girl that had more leg hair then I had.

SGIT · Post by **SGIT** » Sat Jan 17, 2015 5:51 pm

mytwocents wrote:I opened my door

What's your address again?

mytwocents · Post by **mytwocents** » Sat Jan 17, 2015 6:28 pm

What's your address again?

Ha...

Only if you didn't know him ...

Well he introduced himself...

SCCat · Post by **SCCat** » Sat Jan 17, 2015 8:20 pm

mytwocents wrote:Well he introduced himself...

When I first read it I figured "I opened my door" was code, like "Let's meet for a coffee."

Nope, no code. Actual door opening.

Reydituto · Post by **Reydituto** » Sat Jan 17, 2015 8:29 pm

mytwocents wrote:
Only if you didn't know him ...
Well he introduced himself...

Well see, you knew him. Barely mind you ...

mytwocents · Post by **mytwocents** » Sat Jan 17, 2015 8:53 pm

Reydituto wrote:
mytwocents wrote:
Only if you didn't know him ...
Well he introduced himself...
Well see, you knew him. Barely mind you ...

Hey...if I knew him really well that would just be normal...we're going for crazy here..

SCCat wrote:
mytwocents wrote:Well he introduced himself...

When I first read it I figured "I opened my door" was code, like "Let's meet for a coffee."

Nope, no code. Actual door opening.

LOL...

PieceOfMeat · Post by **PieceOfMeat** » Sat Jan 17, 2015 9:51 pm

mytwocents wrote:I opened my door

This has the makings of a marvelous tale.

77HoyaCat4Ever · Post by **77HoyaCat4Ever** » Sat Jan 17, 2015 10:14 pm

mytwocents wrote:I opened my door

Just a crack ?

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Sat Jan 17, 2015 10:16 pm

PieceOfMeat wrote:
mytwocents wrote:I opened my door
This has the makings of a marvelous tail.

FYP

mytwocents · Post by **mytwocents** » Sat Jan 17, 2015 10:42 pm

You guys are making my night with your posts...ok, maybe not my night but you've got me loling while I'm working so thank ya'll

77HoyaCat4Ever · Post by **77HoyaCat4Ever** » Sat Jan 17, 2015 11:08 pm

mytwocents wrote:You guys are making my night with your wooden posts

We aim to please

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Sat Jan 17, 2015 11:10 pm

Soooooo . . . I knew MTC in college. Might have even opened her door a time or two.

But no, it didn't get me laid.

mytwocents · Post by **mytwocents** » Sun Jan 18, 2015 12:08 pm

Chicat wrote:Soooooo . . . I knew MTC in college. Might have even opened her door a time or two.
LOLOL...I'm pretty sure our door was always unlocked...you know...you can't rape the willing....

But no, it didn't get me laid.

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