So it's just an occupational hazard for a bottom feeder?Salty wrote:You usually don't find out they're married until afterwards.
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Remember, Salty likes fat chicks. Then it all makes much more sense.ASUCatFan wrote:So it's just an occupational hazard for a bottom feeder?Salty wrote:You usually don't find out they're married until afterwards.
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One of the stranger hijacks I can remember - even for Salty.
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***** thread would read again.
No wonder salty always runs around with one in the chamber. Occupational hazard is right.
What a douchebag.
No wonder salty always runs around with one in the chamber. Occupational hazard is right.
What a douchebag.
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Fat chicks need love too!legallykenny wrote:Remember, Salty likes fat chicks. Then it all makes much more sense.ASUCatFan wrote:So it's just an occupational hazard for a bottom feeder?Salty wrote:You usually don't find out they're married until afterwards.
I don't sleep with them, but they give great head.
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I don't think one woman will ever be satisfied with you.Salty wrote:I don't think I will ever be satisfied with one woman.
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Admit it Salty. You just got burned.Puerco wrote:I don't think one woman will ever be satisfied with you.Salty wrote:I don't think I will ever be satisfied with one woman.
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So M2C comes on to complain about a guy situation and basically Salty gives her no light at the end of the tunnel.
I fly like a hawk, or better yet an eagle--a seagull. I sniff suckers out like a beagle...My ego is off and running and gone, Cause I'm about the best and if you diss than that's wrong
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Is that before or after the antibiotics?Longhorned wrote:Admit it Salty. You just got burned.Puerco wrote:I don't think one woman will ever be satisfied with you.Salty wrote:I don't think I will ever be satisfied with one woman.
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My olive branch to mytwocents:
L, the right guy is going to be into you for you. You won't need to call him--you can if you want, I know that always made my day when a woman would simply pick up the phone to talk--but the right man will make time for you.
Demanding attention from him, though, is only going to send the right guy packing and attract the real jerks--like Salty, who, let's be real here, is just an irredeemable himbo.
He is living proof that there are both men and women who are jerks. Probably an equal percentage.
You can identify them by their flightiness and lack of desire for conversation, for still, quiet moments, for the inability to ground themselves in anything consistent when "the new thing" comes along.
Guys, like girls, need to feel the personal investment. Of time, of conversation, of heart.
I've been talked over, talked past and just plain overlooked so much that I know that such people are the problem, and basically need time to themselves to find their soulmate.
Don't be someone you're not to try and get involved with such people, because not only will you never be ultimately happy, the rest of your life will be a daily struggle for attention.
And who needs that? We should all enjoy, for as long as we possibly can in our adult lives, being comfortable in our own skins.
I truly hope you find someone who is as into you as you are into people who don't deserve it as much. The world is gilded with beautiful women like yourself, and you should prize yourself enough to keep it that way.
L, the right guy is going to be into you for you. You won't need to call him--you can if you want, I know that always made my day when a woman would simply pick up the phone to talk--but the right man will make time for you.
Demanding attention from him, though, is only going to send the right guy packing and attract the real jerks--like Salty, who, let's be real here, is just an irredeemable himbo.
He is living proof that there are both men and women who are jerks. Probably an equal percentage.
You can identify them by their flightiness and lack of desire for conversation, for still, quiet moments, for the inability to ground themselves in anything consistent when "the new thing" comes along.
Guys, like girls, need to feel the personal investment. Of time, of conversation, of heart.
I've been talked over, talked past and just plain overlooked so much that I know that such people are the problem, and basically need time to themselves to find their soulmate.
Don't be someone you're not to try and get involved with such people, because not only will you never be ultimately happy, the rest of your life will be a daily struggle for attention.
And who needs that? We should all enjoy, for as long as we possibly can in our adult lives, being comfortable in our own skins.
I truly hope you find someone who is as into you as you are into people who don't deserve it as much. The world is gilded with beautiful women like yourself, and you should prize yourself enough to keep it that way.
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So how long have "we" known this about Salty?scumdevils86 wrote:
Yet another reason why you're an immature jack ass
Actually thought he was one of the cooler posters around here, save this thread.
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NoCatsbyAZ wrote:So how long have "we" known this about Salty?scumdevils86 wrote:
Yet another reason why you're an immature jack ass
Actually thought he was one of the cooler posters around here, save this thread.
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Says a lot about you if you thought he was cool.CatsbyAZ wrote:So how long have "we" known this about Salty?scumdevils86 wrote:
Yet another reason why you're an immature jack ass
Actually thought he was one of the cooler posters around here, save this thread.
i was going to put the ua/asu records here...but i forgot what they were.
i'll just go with fuck asu.
i'll just go with fuck asu.
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Are you telling me I'd have different views if I read the Politics/Religion board, ever? Only see what he says on the football & basketball boards.ASUHATER! wrote:Says a lot about you if you thought he was cool.CatsbyAZ wrote:So how long have "we" known this about Salty?scumdevils86 wrote:
Yet another reason why you're an immature jack ass
Actually thought he was one of the cooler posters around here, save this thread.
And I said, ‘That last thing is what you can't get...Nobody can get to that last thing. We keep on living in hopes of catching it once and for all.’ Jack Kerouac, On The Road
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Agreed. For some it comes naturally. Yeah I'm looking at you Machina.Chicat wrote:Salty strives to be a dbag.
I fly like a hawk, or better yet an eagle--a seagull. I sniff suckers out like a beagle...My ego is off and running and gone, Cause I'm about the best and if you diss than that's wrong
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Yep, but for Salty the struggle is real.Olsondogg wrote:Agreed. For some it comes naturally.Chicat wrote:Salty strives to be a dbag.
Of the 12 coaches, Rush picked the one whose fans have the deepest passion, the longest memories, the greatest lung capacity and … did I mention deep passion?
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It may be natural for who you're looking at, but he's still purposeful. And despite nature and purpose, it isn't effective for the intention, unless the intention is simply to distract conversations and bring down morale. There can be value in that sometimes, so it's an art we should all cultivate. But the real pisser is bringing that purpose to bear on Arizona Wildcats Basketball.Olsondogg wrote:Agreed. For some it comes naturally. Yeah I'm looking at you Machina.Chicat wrote:Salty strives to be a dbag.
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Touche
I fly like a hawk, or better yet an eagle--a seagull. I sniff suckers out like a beagle...My ego is off and running and gone, Cause I'm about the best and if you diss than that's wrong
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I have a different opinion on a few things than some of the regular posters here.CatsbyAZ wrote:Are you telling me I'd have different views if I read the Politics/Religion board, ever? Only see what he says on the football & basketball boards.ASUHATER! wrote:Says a lot about you if you thought he was cool.CatsbyAZ wrote:So how long have "we" known this about Salty?scumdevils86 wrote:
Yet another reason why you're an immature jack ass
Actually thought he was one of the cooler posters around here, save this thread.
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The biggest one is that you feel a policeman should have the right to shoot and kill anyone who doesn't obey their instructions.Salty wrote:I have a different opinion on a few things than some of the regular posters here.CatsbyAZ wrote:Are you telling me I'd have different views if I read the Politics/Religion board, ever? Only see what he says on the football & basketball boards.ASUHATER! wrote:Says a lot about you if you thought he was cool.CatsbyAZ wrote:So how long have "we" known this about Salty?scumdevils86 wrote:
Yet another reason why you're an immature jack ass
Actually thought he was one of the cooler posters around here, save this thread.
The others are just trivial in comparison.
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Way to completely simplify my point.Merkin wrote:
The biggest one is that you feel a policeman should have the right to shoot and kill anyone who doesn't obey their instructions.
The others are just trivial in comparison.
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Notice Salty didn't say that Merkin was wrong. Just made reading through tons of posts alot simpler.
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If a person disobeys an officers orders, and that person dies while resisting arrest, I don't think that's wrong.Olsondogg wrote:Notice Salty didn't say that Merkin was wrong. Just made reading through tons of posts alot simpler.
If a person disobeys an officers orders, and then make the officer fear for his or her life, the officer should be allowed to use lethal force, regardless of whether or not the suspect is armed.
That's what everyone has a problem with.
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You did that yourself.Salty wrote:Way to completely simplify my point.Merkin wrote:
The biggest one is that you feel a policeman should have the right to shoot and kill anyone who doesn't obey their instructions.
The others are just trivial in comparison.
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It would be really great if SD86 and hater put me on ignore.wyo-cat wrote:Guys - for the sake of us with Salty on ignore, please limit the quoting. Give the fool the "WeakSauce" treatment.
That's my complaint about "guys."
Not having 34 and Bruins reply to me has been great.
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For most people that'd be a wake up call that they are a complete dumbass who needs to think about what they say. But not you my friendSalty wrote:It would be really great if SD86 and hater put me on ignore.wyo-cat wrote:Guys - for the sake of us with Salty on ignore, please limit the quoting. Give the fool the "WeakSauce" treatment.
That's my complaint about "guys."
Not having 34 and Bruins reply to me has been great.
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A very large part of the country has the same views that I do.scumdevils86 wrote:For most people that'd be a wake up call that they are a complete dumbass who needs to think about what they say. But not you my friendSalty wrote:It would be really great if SD86 and hater put me on ignore.wyo-cat wrote:Guys - for the sake of us with Salty on ignore, please limit the quoting. Give the fool the "WeakSauce" treatment.
That's my complaint about "guys."
Not having 34 and Bruins reply to me has been great.
Again, try to keep the insults to yourself. It adds nothing to the conversation.
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And that's a very sad statement on a large portion of this country. Just makes it even more wrong. But no thanks.Salty wrote:A very large part of the country has the same views that I do.scumdevils86 wrote:For most people that'd be a wake up call that they are a complete dumbass who needs to think about what they say. But not you my friendSalty wrote:It would be really great if SD86 and hater put me on ignore.wyo-cat wrote:Guys - for the sake of us with Salty on ignore, please limit the quoting. Give the fool the "WeakSauce" treatment.
That's my complaint about "guys."
Not having 34 and Bruins reply to me has been great.
Again, try to keep the insults to yourself. It adds nothing to the conversation.
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Ha! I guess I'll keep the posters I like to myself. Machina is another one I liked.Olsondogg wrote:Agreed. For some it comes naturally. Yeah I'm looking at you Machina.Chicat wrote:Salty strives to be a dbag.
And I said, ‘That last thing is what you can't get...Nobody can get to that last thing. We keep on living in hopes of catching it once and for all.’ Jack Kerouac, On The Road
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Yikes....CatsbyAZ wrote:Ha! I guess I'll keep the posters I like to myself. Machina is another one I liked.Olsondogg wrote:Agreed. For some it comes naturally. Yeah I'm looking at you Machina.Chicat wrote:Salty strives to be a dbag.
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One of my favorite posters sadly no longer posts at this board, but HotSaucePancake was a straight shooter all the way and had fantastic commentary and insight. AZDD is great and I do enjoy Salty's and Machina's posts.
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devilswin99 wrote:One of my favorite posters sadly no longer posts at this board, but HotSaucePancake was a straight shooter all the way and had fantastic commentary and insight. AZDD is great and I do enjoy Salty's and Machina's posts.
Know you are just trolling D, but HSP and AZDD are the two biggest racists at the site, and I would never acknowledge agreeing with any of their posts.
Salty may be a douchebag, but the only color he loves is blue.
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Merkin wrote:devilswin99 wrote:One of my favorite posters sadly no longer posts at this board, but HotSaucePancake was a straight shooter all the way and had fantastic commentary and insight. AZDD is great and I do enjoy Salty's and Machina's posts.
Know you are just trolling D, but HSP and AZDD are the two biggest racists at the site, and I would never acknowledge agreeing with any of their posts.
Salty may be a douchebag, but the only color he loves is blue.
Thanks Merk, but I really believe that Salty is just anti-crime.
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it just boggles my mind that people actually are this dumb and blind to the world around them. I will never get over it. I'm so thankful daily that I am no longer a stupid, republican sheep like I was a decade ago.devilswin99 wrote:Merkin wrote:devilswin99 wrote:One of my favorite posters sadly no longer posts at this board, but HotSaucePancake was a straight shooter all the way and had fantastic commentary and insight. AZDD is great and I do enjoy Salty's and Machina's posts.
Know you are just trolling D, but HSP and AZDD are the two biggest racists at the site, and I would never acknowledge agreeing with any of their posts.
Salty may be a douchebag, but the only color he loves is blue.
Thanks Merk, but I really believe that Salty is just anti-crime.
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Now you're just a little liberal sheep.scumdevils86 wrote:it just boggles my mind that people actually are this dumb and blind to the world around them. I will never get over it. I'm so thankful daily that I am no longer a stupid, republican sheep like I was a decade ago.devilswin99 wrote:Merkin wrote:devilswin99 wrote:One of my favorite posters sadly no longer posts at this board, but HotSaucePancake was a straight shooter all the way and had fantastic commentary and insight. AZDD is great and I do enjoy Salty's and Machina's posts.
Know you are just trolling D, but HSP and AZDD are the two biggest racists at the site, and I would never acknowledge agreeing with any of their posts.
Salty may be a douchebag, but the only color he loves is blue.
Thanks Merk, but I really believe that Salty is just anti-crime.
Choose to be neither.
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Thanks - artist named Tom Killion. Excellent woodcut prints, mostly of California settings.catgrad97 wrote:
BTW, that's a great painting of Frisco from Alcatraz, Catsby.
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Says the guy who defends his psychotic thoughts by saying "well a bunch of other people think like me"Salty wrote:Now you're just a little liberal sheep.scumdevils86 wrote:it just boggles my mind that people actually are this dumb and blind to the world around them. I will never get over it. I'm so thankful daily that I am no longer a stupid, republican sheep like I was a decade ago.devilswin99 wrote:Merkin wrote:devilswin99 wrote:One of my favorite posters sadly no longer posts at this board, but HotSaucePancake was a straight shooter all the way and had fantastic commentary and insight. AZDD is great and I do enjoy Salty's and Machina's posts.
Know you are just trolling D, but HSP and AZDD are the two biggest racists at the site, and I would never acknowledge agreeing with any of their posts.
Salty may be a douchebag, but the only color he loves is blue.
Thanks Merk, but I really believe that Salty is just anti-crime.
Choose to be neither.
Bahhhh salty. Bahhhhh. Bahhhh
i was going to put the ua/asu records here...but i forgot what they were.
i'll just go with fuck asu.
i'll just go with fuck asu.
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What do you and Bruins' talk about when you cuddle at night? Must be very stimulating and intense conversation!scumdevils86 wrote:it just boggles my mind that people actually are this dumb and blind to the world around them. I will never get over it. I'm so thankful daily that I am no longer a stupid, republican sheep like I was a decade ago.devilswin99 wrote:Merkin wrote:devilswin99 wrote:One of my favorite posters sadly no longer posts at this board, but HotSaucePancake was a straight shooter all the way and had fantastic commentary and insight. AZDD is great and I do enjoy Salty's and Machina's posts.
Know you are just trolling D, but HSP and AZDD are the two biggest racists at the site, and I would never acknowledge agreeing with any of their posts.
Salty may be a douchebag, but the only color he loves is blue.
Thanks Merk, but I really believe that Salty is just anti-crime.
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That's what happens when you live in an all white neighborhood, work with all white people, shop at all white stores, and have only all white friends. The only Mexicans they see are gardeners and house cleaners, and both have to be out of their neighborhood by dark.scumdevils86 wrote:
it just boggles my mind that people actually are this dumb and blind to the world around them. I will never get over it. I'm so thankful daily that I am no longer a stupid, republican sheep like I was a decade ago.
This would be Salty if he went where I go shopping, restaurants and so on.
No matter how many places I have been where I am the only white person, and not once have I been afraid.
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That's because non-whites generally want the same things whites want: safer streets, better schools, and opportunities to better their families. Singling out or (less likely yet) harming white people don't make their list.Merkin wrote:
No matter how many places I have been where I am the only white person, and not once have I been afraid.
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Like I have said about a thousand times...Merkin wrote:That's what happens when you live in an all white neighborhood, work with all white people, shop at all white stores, and have only all white friends. The only Mexicans they see are gardeners and house cleaners, and both have to be out of their neighborhood by dark.scumdevils86 wrote:
it just boggles my mind that people actually are this dumb and blind to the world around them. I will never get over it. I'm so thankful daily that I am no longer a stupid, republican sheep like I was a decade ago.
This would be Salty if he went where I go shopping, restaurants and so on.
No matter how many places I have been where I am the only white person, and not once have I been afraid.
I have no problem with people of different colors or creeds.
I don't like people who break the law.
That's reallt about it.
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I guess I'm that guy now but my only two posts in this thread (including this one) were about the odd as fuck hijack.
The first one (hijack) was weird.
Now, after this second completely wacky hijack - this thread is borderline needing to be moved to Politics. So odd.
Or we could just call it the hijack thread. LOL
The first one (hijack) was weird.
Now, after this second completely wacky hijack - this thread is borderline needing to be moved to Politics. So odd.
Or we could just call it the hijack thread. LOL
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we just need MTC to post more. or more chicks here period.