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Re: Darwin Awards
Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2022 12:39 pm
by Chicat
I can hear a sad scratchy Edith Piaf record playing as I look at those pics.
La tragédie!
Re: Darwin Awards
Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2022 12:58 pm
by 97cats
lmmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thank you, LH
Re: Darwin Awards
Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2022 1:43 pm
by ASUHATER!
That's a beautiful saga told in picture form
Re: Darwin Awards
Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2022 10:50 am
by 84Cat
Apparently she survived the encounter but still stupid af
Re: Darwin Awards
Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2022 7:10 pm
by UAEebs86
Re: Darwin Awards
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2022 11:41 am
by azgreg
Re: Darwin Awards
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2022 11:44 am
by Chicat
I see we have a criminal mastermind there. Cops need to be on the lookout for someone with no eyebrows.
Re: Darwin Awards
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2022 12:01 pm
by 84Cat
This might be the best follow on twitter
Re: Darwin Awards
Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2022 8:57 pm
by UAEebs86
Two electrocuted while trying to steal copper wiring at north Phoenix sports field
https://www.kold.com/2022/06/15/two-dea ... th-phoenix
PHOENIX (3TV/CBS 5) - A man and a woman are dead after they were electrocuted while trying to steal copper wires in a north Phoenix neighborhood Wednesday. It happened just before 6 a.m. at a field at the Rose Mofford Sports Complex near 23rd Avenue and Cheryl Drive, which is south of Peoria Avenue. When first responders arrived, they found the two unidentified victims dead. The pair had touched in-ground electrical wires while trying to steal the copper, police said.
APS says the equipment is in a hard-to-access area and someone would have to really make an effort to access the wires. Nearly 150 people who live in the area were briefly without power. Phoenix police now investigating. The Medical Examiner’s Office will look into the cause of death.
Re: Darwin Awards
Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2022 5:29 am
by Longhorned
UAEebs86 wrote: Wed Jun 15, 2022 8:57 pm
Two electrocuted while trying to steal copper wiring at north Phoenix sports field
https://www.kold.com/2022/06/15/two-dea ... th-phoenix
PHOENIX (3TV/CBS 5) - A man and a woman are dead after they were electrocuted while trying to steal copper wires in a north Phoenix neighborhood Wednesday. It happened just before 6 a.m. at a field at the Rose Mofford Sports Complex near 23rd Avenue and Cheryl Drive, which is south of Peoria Avenue. When first responders arrived, they found the two unidentified victims dead. The pair had touched in-ground electrical wires while trying to steal the copper, police said.
APS says the equipment is in a hard-to-access area and someone would have to really make an effort to access the wires. Nearly 150 people who live in the area were briefly without power. Phoenix police now investigating. The Medical Examiner’s Office will look into the cause of death.
Can that happen at exactly the same time? If you and another person are reaching for something, and the other person suddenly fries, isn't the impulse to withdraw? I'm thinking this is a Special Darwin Award.
Re: Darwin Awards
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2022 6:42 am
by 84Cat
Don't fuck with Russian bears
Re: Darwin Awards
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2022 7:15 pm
by azgreg
Re: Darwin Awards
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2022 8:52 pm
by Longhorned
azgreg wrote: Thu Jun 23, 2022 7:15 pm
It's literally June 23.
Re: Darwin Awards
Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2022 8:06 am
by 84Cat
Re: Darwin Awards
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2022 7:21 pm
by UAEebs86
Re: Darwin Awards
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2022 9:33 am
by 84Cat
Re: Darwin Awards
Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2022 7:42 pm
by UAEebs86
Re: Darwin Awards
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2022 8:10 pm
by 84Cat
Re: Darwin Awards
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2022 10:03 pm
by Merkin
^Saved the Florida taxpayers a lot of money.
In 2000, Smith’s aspiration was realized when the Florida Legislature passed a law allowing motorcyclists over 21 to go without head protection as long as they had $10,000 in insurance coverage for motorcycle accident injuries.
$10K wouldn't even cover the ER visit, much less any follow-up care they would have needed if they survived.
Re: Darwin Awards
Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2022 12:59 am
by RichardCranium
If I recall correctly, the Arizona Helmet Law 'test' (in the mid 70's?) demonstrated that the helmet unquestionably saved lives.
But the lives saved were replaced by broken necks resulting in quadriplegics.
So the question was would you rather be dead or a vegetable and a burden on your family and society. We know, of course, that quadriplegics are not necessarily "vegetables" - but that is how the question was framed by anti-helmet lobbyists at the time.
Re: Darwin Awards
Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2023 8:15 am
by Merkin
Still in the gene pool, but not sure else to put this.
Re: Darwin Awards
Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2023 9:14 am
by CardiacCats97
Animal on Animal crime
Re: Darwin Awards
Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2023 9:11 am
by Merkin
Re: Darwin Awards
Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2023 9:51 am
by 84Cat
FAFO
Man gored to death by bull at Spanish festival
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-66905583
Re: Darwin Awards
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2023 5:22 pm
by UAEebs86
Re: Darwin Awards
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2023 6:26 pm
by wyo-cat
Feeding and fucking with wild animals is dangerous.
That’s why Game and Fish is putting up signs.
Jeez.
Re: Darwin Awards
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2024 9:34 am
by 84Cat
A Colorado man is dead after a pet Gila monster bite
Ward's girlfriend told police she had heard something that “didn't sound right” and entered a room to see Winston latched onto Ward's hand, according to Crookston's report.
She told officers Ward “immediately began exhibiting symptoms, vomiting several times and eventually passing out and ceasing to breathe,” according to the report.
Ward was placed on life support in a hospital. Within days, doctors had declared him brain dead.
Twenty-six spiders of different species also were taken from the home to a nearby animal shelter.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/a- ... smsnnews11
Re: Darwin Awards
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2024 10:15 am
by UAEebs86
^^^^^ That might be the first recorded death from a Gila Monster bite. They have to latch on a long time to get enough venom in a human.
Re: Darwin Awards
Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2024 6:27 pm
by Merkin
Still in the gene pool, but at least he won't be making bombs anymore.
Re: Darwin Awards
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2024 12:02 pm
by UAEebs86
Re: Darwin Awards
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2024 2:33 pm
by Merkin
Not the only one either.
and the usual people blowing off their hands.
Graphic:
https://twitter.com/ManyFaces_Death/sta ... 7286698286
Apparently this kid had a football scholarship.
Re: Darwin Awards
Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2024 3:40 pm
by Merkin
Re: Darwin Awards
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2024 7:46 am
by UAEebs86
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local ... puties-say
#FloridaMan
Man accidentally shoots, kills himself while putting gun in his shorts, deputies say
KISSIMMEE, Fla. – A man accidentally shot and killed himself Saturday in Osceola County while putting a gun into his shorts, deputies said.
The fatal shooting happened on Caribbean View Terrace near Kissimmee.
The Osceola County Sheriff’s Office said deputies found Harvey Lee Brady lying on the kitchen floor of a home with a gunshot wound to his lower stomach.
Deputies performed lifesaving measures and Brady was taken to Orlando Health South Lake Hospital, where he later died, sheriff’s officials said.
An investigation and interviews of witnesses showed that Brady grabbed his gun from the kitchen counter and accidently shot himself while “placing the firearm back into his shorts,” according to deputies.
“This was an isolated event and, according to the investigation, accidental in nature,” the sheriff’s office said in a news release.
Re: Darwin Awards
Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2024 2:41 pm
by 84Cat
2 Oregon men die from exposure in a forest after they went out to look for Sasquatch
https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/2-o ... -117172249
Re: Darwin Awards
Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2024 10:43 pm
by Merkin
100% chance alcohol was involved.
And wtf is trump's picture on that story. Didn't ABC note the drop in news viewership due to people being tired of politics?