Malort is disgusting. I'm neutral on ouija boards.Alieberman wrote:Agree... love their sources!PieceOfMeat wrote:Speaking as someone who really hasn't bothered to follow the situation closely, I thought it was pretty damn funny when I hopped in this thread and saw they posted their sources.catgrad97 wrote:Then they can get f*cked. They think crying wolf about Trier is funny, after all the false alarms?
Delete your account, WindyCityCats.
Allonzo Trier
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Of the 12 coaches, Rush picked the one whose fans have the deepest passion, the longest memories, the greatest lung capacity and … did I mention deep passion?
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The difference (or at least one difference) being that one was obviously in jest, while other it trying to profit/grift from his lies.catgrad97 wrote: We climb all over Ace justifiably for bringing as much to the table.
It's long past time to bring this back to the court, let's do it with a small update:


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Also one purports to provide inside info on the program and the other organizes networking events and 50/50 raffles.PieceOfMeat wrote:The difference (or at least one difference) being that one was obviously in jest, while other it trying to profit/grift from his lies.catgrad97 wrote: We climb all over Ace justifiably for bringing as much to the table.
Of the 12 coaches, Rush picked the one whose fans have the deepest passion, the longest memories, the greatest lung capacity and … did I mention deep passion?
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More like...dirtbags wrote:gtfo, @chicat!
sincerely,
#TeamMalort
#TeamBadDecisions
#TeamVomit
#TeamRegretEverything
Of the 12 coaches, Rush picked the one whose fans have the deepest passion, the longest memories, the greatest lung capacity and … did I mention deep passion?
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http://www.foxsports.com/college-basket ... Q-RSS-Feed
Seth Davis likes Miller, Trier, and UA.
Seth Davis likes Miller, Trier, and UA.
First of all, let me say that you could make a strong case that Sean Miller is the leading candidate for national coach of the year. Arizona has had to deal with multiple injuries on top of Trier’s ineligibility. Miller’s rotation is basically down to just seven players, three of whom are freshmen, yet here they are, owning a 15–2 record and ranked No. 16 in this week’s AP poll.
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one of my buddies thinks it's funny that i'll drink malort but run away from laphroaig. guess i prefer the taste of burning tires over band-aids!
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"Most first-time drinkers of Jeppson Malort reject our liquor. Its strong, sharp taste is not for everyone. Our liquor is rugged and unrelenting (even brutal) to the palate. During almost 60 years of American distribution, we found only 1 out of 49 men will drink Jeppson Malort after the first "shock-glass." During the lifetime of our founder, Carl Jeppson was apt to say, 'My Malort is produced for that unique group of drinkers who disdain light flavor or neutral spirits.'
It is not possible to forget our two-fisted liquor. The taste just lingers and lasts - seemingly forever. The first shot is hard to swallow! Perservere [sic]. Make it past two 'shock-glasses' and with the third you could be ours...forever"
It is not possible to forget our two-fisted liquor. The taste just lingers and lasts - seemingly forever. The first shot is hard to swallow! Perservere [sic]. Make it past two 'shock-glasses' and with the third you could be ours...forever"
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Malört is the Swedish word for wormwood
Isn't wormwood the ingredient that made absinthe illegal for many decades?
Speaking of which, bought some French absinthe at the European Market on Speedway last month. Haven't cracked it yet, need to find some sugar cubes.
Isn't wormwood the ingredient that made absinthe illegal for many decades?
Speaking of which, bought some French absinthe at the European Market on Speedway last month. Haven't cracked it yet, need to find some sugar cubes.
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Lol, I've never heard of it/had it. How bad is it?!?
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I wonder if enfuego would rebuttal Seth Davis.
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OK, Gumby-----urine lots of trouble now.
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I've had more than one shot of Malort in a single drinking session. It does not get better.
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For fun I just googled "what does Malort taste like"
The thrillist article and Reddit thread were the best.
The thrillist article and Reddit thread were the best.

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Malört is brilliant stuff. Don't knock it. It should be way more popular than it is. If it weren't for San Francisco's help, everyone in this country would hate Fernet Branca as well.
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I've never tried Malort. Doesn't sound like I'm missing anything.
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Of course you're missing something. A horrific, awful, hairburger on fire something...azgreg wrote:I've never tried Malort. Doesn't sound like I'm missing anything.
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Anybody here like "Chinese wine"?
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Lol whats Chinese wine?
I really got into fernet in Argentina. Fernet and cola ain't half bad.
I really got into fernet in Argentina. Fernet and cola ain't half bad.
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I love you guys.
I learn so much about life, and things in life that I've never knew about from you all.
I learn so much about life, and things in life that I've never knew about from you all.
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Chicat wrote:Of course you're missing something. A horrific, awful, hairburger on fire something...azgreg wrote:I've never tried Malort. Doesn't sound like I'm missing anything.
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It's distilled, 40-60% alcohol. Made from sorghum. Has nothing to do with wine. You know how stinky cheese tastes amazing? Well this stuff tastes like stinky cheese smells, mixed with gasoline and orangutan excrement.CalStateTempe wrote:Lol whats Chinese wine?
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Completely agree. The Sports info is really secondary to me. So many interesting,smart and funny people here... this thread perfectly illustrates why so many of us left TOS and formed our own communityCalStateTempe wrote:I love you guys.
I learn so much about life, and things in life that I've never knew about from you all.
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most likely another guy taking a shot in the dark to be "the first guy who reported it"
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ok Tom.
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Ace resides in Vegas, and that twitter account looks like it has been hardly used.
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Sure thing tom.
That's About as tasty as the Limburger cheese sandwich thst I had in Monroe Wisconsin in the little Switzerland part of WI over the summer.
Now that cheese accurately captures the taste of sweaty gym socks.
That's About as tasty as the Limburger cheese sandwich thst I had in Monroe Wisconsin in the little Switzerland part of WI over the summer.
Now that cheese accurately captures the taste of sweaty gym socks.
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Merkin wrote:Ace resides in Vegas, and that twitter account looks like it has been hardly used.



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Go to total Wine on Oracle. They have an exclusive commercial relationship with Battlehill which buys from distilleries and further ages single malts in their archive of old barrels. Try the 19 year Jura.dirtbags wrote:i've got a lot of all three of those, thanks to malort
one of my buddies thinks it's funny that i'll drink malort but run away from laphroaig. guess i prefer the taste of burning tires over band-aids!
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18 point spread tomorrow night, maybe Vegas does know something 

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我喜歡白酒Longhorned wrote:Anybody here like "Chinese wine"?
I love baijiu. Especially Gujing Gong Jiu. Drank so much of it at a friends wedding in China.
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I saw 16.5Jefe wrote:18 point spread tomorrow night, maybe Vegas does know something
i was going to put the ua/asu records here...but i forgot what they were.
i'll just go with fuck asu.
i'll just go with fuck asu.
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That ASU is a dumpster fire that gave up 110 points to the Citadel?Jefe wrote:18 point spread tomorrow night, maybe Vegas does know something

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#YOLOChicat wrote:
More like...
#TeamBadDecisions
#TeamVomit
#TeamRegretEverything
....
Did I do that right?
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Yep!*PieceOfMeat wrote:#YOLOChicat wrote:
More like...
#TeamBadDecisions
#TeamVomit
#TeamRegretEverything
....
Did I do that right?
*I'm assuming you posted that from 2014 by somehow bending the space-time continuum.
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I lived a year in Germany and rented the house over a small local winery in Westhofen. Has anyone else here had auslese und/oder spaetlese?
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ESPN is calling Trier the No. 1 disappointment in college basketball this year. It is hard to disagree.
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ESPN is the #1 disappointment in all of sports every year.
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How can you really be disappointed when no one really has confirmed why he is out?az91 wrote:ESPN is calling Trier the No. 1 disappointment in college basketball this year. It is hard to disagree.

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The #1 is the guy who has on multiple occasions embarressed his university with his childish antics and then his coach in essence enabling his behavior. Allen and Duke are so above a kid who hasn't played. That is almost comical
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Can someone confirm if AT is in game shoes today?
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Sorry John, but ESPN is contractually obligated to gargle Duke's nuts.azcat49 wrote:The #1 is the guy who has on multiple occasions embarressed his university with his childish antics and then his coach in essence enabling his behavior. Allen and Duke are so above a kid who hasn't played. That is almost comical
There's a reason why that list would be topped by someone from a conference they have very few financial ties to.
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My sources tell me he sleeps in game shoes just in case his suspension is lifted and the game unexpectedly starts 16 hours early.azgreg wrote:Can someone confirm if AT is in game shoes today?

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+1000Chicat wrote:ESPN is the #1 disappointment in all of sports every year.
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@iso_zo: Starting to feel a little too big for the cage I been trapped in

