Bear Down Wildcats

dovecanyoncat wrote: Sat Mar 09, 2024 3:55 pm

Baby Mama's Got Back!!!

I dunno. I showed that to SWMBO and she claims to not understand it. Even after I explained it.

Those are good.

Back in a former life when I worked in donor relations for a non-profit we had someone give online whose email was “rapetit@hotmail”.

Mr. R.A. Petit should have probably rethought that one.

It sneaks in in various ways. My last name is Hart and my first name (which I go by with everyone outside Montana and the old days) starts with an S. All data collection software programs used by the Forest Service, State Forestry, or privates, required me to sign in as, and to name all my data as entered by "shart". Yeah, it's a thing.

By far the funniest nickname for a body part has to be “turdcutter”.

I actually won my first HOA argument ever this week when I pointed out the weeds referenced in their compliance letter were actually on my neighbor's property.

That’s a level of petty we should all aspire to.

Dear sir,

You failed to submit to the Architectural Review Committee samples of, and a scale model of, the paint and fence in question. The paint used does not meet the light reflective value parameters as stated in chapter 12, section 4, clause 3(b) of the architectural guidelines.

Full disclosure…

I am currently on my HOA board.

Without a doubt my favorite James Brown song!

^^^^^^^ A version of this happened just two nights ago. We were watching TV and my wife didn't know I had seen the episode. (She likes the show but it's on late and she was staying up sleepily making her way through it.) She asks a question, something like Do you think he's the murderer? and I say "It turns out to be someone totally unexpected."

Stoney stare .......

What?

YOU"VE SEEN THIS?

Well, yeah.

I'm going to bed.

WTF. Why?

I thought we were having a thing here.

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Honestly, I wouldn't lie to you guys, in the past I have truly said to my beloved these very words: "Baby, I'm good, I'm sated, that's all that I
want you to want me to want."

What the actual fuck? How have I never seen this or know this story?

Peruvian Marching Powder for the win.

The mailman always delivers. One exception.

Poppy vs Community Notes gave me a chuckle

That's fantastic.

He’s gonna need a few more belts after that.