News of the weird

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Wed Dec 12, 2018 7:42 am

It's a feminist anthem. Read this

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.usatod ... 2242568002" target="_blank

97cats · Post by **97cats** » Wed Dec 12, 2018 5:25 pm

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Wed Dec 12, 2018 6:12 pm

I know it’s supposed to be an example of political correctness run amok but noticing it’s a pretty creepy song isn’t a new or untrue thing.

But if you want to be the Harvey Weinstein of the office holiday party, by all means go ahead and start whispering some lines in Patty from Accounting’s ear...

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Wed Dec 12, 2018 7:20 pm

Whether it's a song or a Tweet or a stand-up joke, if it has a smell like Bill Cosby it's gonna get 15 minutes.

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Thu Dec 13, 2018 10:19 am

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Sat Dec 29, 2018 9:32 pm

Roll with it.

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Tue Jan 08, 2019 4:03 pm

ByJoveByJingle · Post by **ByJoveByJingle** » Tue Jan 08, 2019 6:10 pm

Merkin wrote:

See, there are some things you’re better off not knowing. What are you going to do with this information now?

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Tue Jan 08, 2019 6:33 pm

ByJoveByJingle wrote:
Merkin wrote:

See, there are some things you’re better off not knowing. What are you going to do with this information now?

One can enjoy the comments: "I don't know his name but his face rings a bell."

It's the little things.

ByJoveByJingle · Post by **ByJoveByJingle** » Tue Jan 08, 2019 6:51 pm

Haha, that’s good.

But no, I meant if you’re the homeowner, what are you going to do now that you know your doorbell has been sexually assaulted. #doorbellsarepeopletoo!

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Fri Jan 11, 2019 9:10 am

"Semen-exposed women!!!" Who knew this was the reason behind all those evil Jezebel bitches bent on driving men into incel hell? Why else would they deny men's legitimate right to rape them for their own good? Fucking Bitches! WHY DO THEY HATE FREEDOM???

https://www.thedailybeast.com/social-se ... or-society" target="_blank

"He has also reportedly worked for two anti-gay organizations, criticized the American Psychiatric Association for not listing homosexuality as a mental disorder, and advocated for conversion therapy, a practice that has been resoundingly debunked. Media Matters also cites a report from The Philadelphia Inquirer, which summarized a piece Patterson co-wrote for the conservative journal Family in America. The piece, the Inquirer notes, summarizes recent family-related studies—and covers one study which claims that condom use deprives women of the “remarkable” chemicals in semen. The study also claims that “semen-exposed women” performed better on cognitive tasks.

So, birth control makes women dumb. Working allows women to buy condoms. Working makes women dumb. Condoms ruined America. Who knew? And the LGBTQ stuff is just gravy for this moron.

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Tue Jan 29, 2019 5:00 pm

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Mon Feb 04, 2019 10:33 pm

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:44 am

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Wed Feb 06, 2019 9:30 am

None of my Tucson family heard it.

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:06 am

Happened at my place in Vail a couple weeks ago.

Jefe · Post by **Jefe** » Wed Feb 06, 2019 4:13 pm

I heard them at 8:40AM. My roof shook, I thought a massive bird landed on it

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Tue Mar 05, 2019 12:40 pm

Hmmm...

RichardCranium · Post by **RichardCranium** » Tue Mar 05, 2019 6:17 pm

Or... the clitoris is just a failed penis?

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Tue Mar 05, 2019 7:50 pm

Pfft...Futanari dickgirls say meh.

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Mon Mar 18, 2019 11:05 am

CalStateTempe · Post by **CalStateTempe** » Mon Mar 18, 2019 11:08 am

I love that Turkey.

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Wed Mar 20, 2019 11:13 am

Not all heroes wear capes.

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Thu Apr 11, 2019 3:53 pm

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Thu Apr 11, 2019 4:11 pm

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Sat Apr 13, 2019 9:58 pm

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Mon May 06, 2019 6:40 pm

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Mon May 06, 2019 6:51 pm

OK, from the same page: https://www.thefloridamanreport.com/sin ... affic-Stop" target="_blank

So, any of youse dudes from Floriduh wanna define a non-random gator in yer pants?

ASUHATER! · Post by **ASUHATER!** » Mon May 06, 2019 7:50 pm

Have we ever had anyone from or currently living in Florida on this board?

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Mon May 06, 2019 10:01 pm

I lived in Melbourne, Florida (Brevard County) for two years in the early '90s on a temporary assignment from my job in Phoenix.

I don't remember it being as crazy as it is now.

ASUHATER! · Post by **ASUHATER!** » Mon May 06, 2019 10:04 pm

In reality Florida isn't much crazier than anywhere else, they just have that law that any arrest can be fully publicized and used to shame the person that was arrested.

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Tue May 07, 2019 6:12 am

UAEebs86 wrote:I lived in Melbourne, Florida (Brevard County) for two years in the early '90s on a temporary assignment from my job in Phoenix.

I don't remember it being as crazy as it is now.

Lots of Cops episodes where filmed there. Same with San Bernadino, Las Vegas, Kings County WA and so on.

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Thu May 09, 2019 8:42 pm

#FloridaMan

Charges Dropped Against Florida Man Busted For "I Eat Ass" Car Sticker

http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida ... D=ref_fark

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Fri May 10, 2019 6:15 pm

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Fri May 10, 2019 9:27 pm

But was it a random alligator? Evidently this matters in Floriduh.

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Sat May 11, 2019 7:03 am

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Sat May 11, 2019 2:34 pm

There was beer all over the freeway
and the band was playin' hip hop and rap.
So you fucked a random Gator,
and half an hour later,
you were barfin' up your penis
on a redneck Cop.

PieceOfMeat · Post by **PieceOfMeat** » Sat May 11, 2019 3:32 pm

https://people.com/pets/bear-bribes-gua ... ugh-trash/" target="_blank

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Wed May 15, 2019 2:13 pm

Zombie Raccoons are coming for Your Pets; Don't Stand Your Ground Chi, Call SWAT: "Riverside police chief Tom Weitzel told the Chicago Tribune that anyone who encounters a “zombie” raccoon should call the cops to deal with it."

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/chica ... li=BBnbcA1" target="_blank

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Thu May 16, 2019 8:11 am

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Sat May 18, 2019 1:04 pm

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Sat May 18, 2019 4:28 pm

"Former California Governor" is what he is known for?

RichardCranium · Post by **RichardCranium** » Wed May 22, 2019 9:03 pm

Bruins01 wrote:
Chicat wrote:Fecal transplants are a thing.

http://www.motherjones.com/environment/" target="_blank ... picks=true

Apparently inserting someone else's poop into your poop chute can cure a whole host of ailments.

And all this time Percy has been ingesting the wrong human waste...
Believe it or not... many of these transplants are administered orally. Not kidding.

When you've been pumped full of antibiotics for months, your entire gut biome is killed. And that is NOT a good thing. Getting a fecal transplant can fix that almost instantaneously.

More interestingly (to me) is that for some kinds of wounds, the best treatment, after a 1000 years, is STILL leeches. Medicinal leech therapy: New life for an ancient treatment

Hirudotherapy has been used primarily after microvascular and plastic surgeries to relieve venous congestion, which results from adequate arterial inflow but poor venous outflow. The continuous oozing that results from the leech bite offers a route for venous outflow.

MrMeow · Post by **MrMeow** » Thu May 23, 2019 4:16 am

Merkin wrote:"Former California Governor" is what he is known for?

Wow! The Guvnah's goon was on that drop kicker like a chicken on a Junebug.

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Thu May 23, 2019 9:20 am

The anti-vaxxers must have some perverse agreement with this:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/health ... li=BBnb4R7" target="_blank

If the Tide Pod don't cure what ails ya go for a bleach enema or a cocktail.

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Thu May 23, 2019 6:43 pm

I just got my offer accepted to buy a house in Tucson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Thu May 23, 2019 7:22 pm

Longhorned wrote:I just got my offer accepted to buy a house in Tucson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Congratulations John, that's a win for the good guys!

ASUHATER! · Post by **ASUHATER!** » Thu May 23, 2019 9:56 pm

Longhorned wrote:I just got my offer accepted to buy a house in Tucson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Funny, I'm about to start the process of selling the house I've lived in for 14 years in Tucson. I hope there's a bidding war on it but considering how under water I've been with it for almost the entire time I've owned it, I'll be happy to break even and make 0 profit.

Jefe · Post by **Jefe** » Fri May 24, 2019 4:16 pm

https://www.wenatcheeworld.com/news/tro ... 75ad3.html" target="_blank

Trouble snowballs for man who shot himself

A convicted felon accidentally shot himself in the genitals last month at an apartment in Cashmere. His problems didn’t stop there.

Cameron Jeffrey Wilson, 27, had a pistol tucked into his front pocket April 5 when the gun discharged, sending a bullet through his testicles and into his thigh, according to a probable cause affidavit filed April 16 in Chelan County Superior Court.

Instead of heading directly to a hospital, Wilson instructed his girlfriend to first drive to Lincoln Park in Wenatchee, where he gave the pistol to a friend, the affidavit said. A 13-time convicted felon, it is illegal for Wilson to possess a firearm.

As doctors and nurses performed surgery at Central Washington Hospital, a balloon containing marijuana slipped out of his anus, the affidavit said.

Chelan County sheriff’s detectives were notified that Wilson had suffered a gunshot wound and then responded to the hospital. They searched the car and found a bag of methamphetamine inside a pair of blood-stained jeans he’d taken off before entering the hospital.

During a strip search, another balloon of marijuana slipped from Wilson’s anus, according to a probable cause affidavit filed April 19 in superior court.

He was arrested and then charged with possession of a controlled substance in a correctional facility, but his legal troubles would continue.

From the jail, Wilson made multiple calls to his girlfriend asking her not to cooperate with investigators, according to a probable cause affidavit filed April 26 in superior court. Authorities listened to the calls and subsequently charged him with four counts of tampering with a witness.

The three incidents are being tried in superior court as three separate cases.

On Monday, he pleaded not guilty to tampering with a witness. Trial is set for July 9.

On May 1, he pleaded not guilty to second-degree felon in possession of a firearm and unlawful possession of meth, as well as possession of a controlled substance in a correctional facility. Trials in both cases are set for June 18.

He’s being held at the regional justice center on a combined $110,000 bail.

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Fri May 24, 2019 6:54 pm

A member of the Timson clan? "I never plead guilty!"

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