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Anyone got the picture of Wilbur and Wilma (I think it was a Homecoming parade) where they are sitting on a car and Wilbur's tail is between his legs and looks like his dick?



Yes, I really just typed that sentence.

Lol I know what picture that is exactly. I'd have to look more.

I have a folder from the TOS days. Unfortunately nothing from Walk On's Old School thread which are long gone since his ex took all this stuff.



On of my faves from Sports Illustrated.

Ahhh, there it is. Thanks!

I knew Merkin woulds have it!

Alieberman wrote: Fri Jan 29, 2021 2:06 pm I knew Merkin woulds have it!

I have a bunch like these too when some chick in a Chicago bar tried to pick up Longhorned. Needless to say, her french fries eating habits did not turn out well for her.

This community never disappoints.

I took that pic of Longhorned and the mystery woman.

I really really miss those days.

Lol damn when was that? 2005?

2003 maybe?

Longhorned was an oblivious pimp. We once dug this incredibly beautiful woman’s car out of her snowed-in parking spot behind the alumni bar and she was all about The Professor. Asking him about his job and touching his arm and being over the top with her gratitude. If I hadn’t been there she might have grabbed his dick.

He never noticed a goddamn thing. After she drove away I was like “WHY DIDN’T YOU ASK HER FOR HER NUMBER???” and Longhorned answered, “Oh, do you think she would have wanted that?”.

Chicat wrote: Fri Jan 29, 2021 8:42 pm 2003 maybe?

Longhorned was an oblivious pimp. We once dug this incredibly beautiful woman’s car out of her snowed-in parking spot behind the alumni bar and she was all about The Professor. Asking him about his job and touching his arm and being over the top with her gratitude. If I hadn’t been there she might have grabbed his dick.

He never noticed a goddamn thing. After she drove away I was like “WHY DIDN’T YOU ASK HER FOR HER NUMBER???” and he answered, “Oh, do you think she would have wanted that?”.

Sounds like me and a girl I worked with at Safe Ride at the UA back in the day. She literally asked me to hang out after work probably 10 times one semester but somehow that never registered to me that she wanted to spend time with me. Every time was like "nope I gotta go home and go to bed!"

Miss his contributions around these parts.

In the pic he's thinking: "Good grief, she doesn't know Gothic from Art Deco!"

Maybe more Professor Pat Boone images will get him to post!

You guys area a trip.

And though still an active site, remember RateMyProfessors.com?

Well let's just say this Professor deserves a few chili peppers.

I thought for sure LH would be back after the election/inauguration. Hope he's doing OK.

Yea looks like he visited about a month ago but has only posted once since June

I think he liked one of my twitter posts about 2-3 weeks ago.

He posted this on Twitter the 18th.


I didn't mean to unfollow anyone. I unfollowed all politics, national security, news, social justice, pandemic, cooking, and sports stuff. If I unfollowed people I actually know, it was an accident.

Merkin wrote: Sat Jan 30, 2021 12:58 pm

What's with this couch? It's Joseph's coat (couch?) of many colors.

At the time he posted it, I compared it to a 1960's era Austin Powers style shag pad.

FLASHBACK!!!! Avocado and Harvest Orange of the late 60s. Where are my harness boots and bellbottoms with the 3" cuffs?