Hot/Not Final 4: #1. Kate Upton vs. #4. Charlize Theron

JMarkJohns · Post by **JMarkJohns** » Sat Jan 03, 2015 10:43 pm

Who ya got?

vs.

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Sat Jan 03, 2015 11:22 pm

Upton

Puerco · Post by **Puerco** » Sun Jan 04, 2015 6:22 am

Theron, and it's not even close.

PieceOfMeat · Post by **PieceOfMeat** » Sun Jan 04, 2015 8:34 am

Puerco wrote:Theron, and it's not even close.

Same vote for me

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Sun Jan 04, 2015 9:51 am

Longhorned wrote:Upton

You're not often wrong, but when you are? Hooo doctor!

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Sun Jan 04, 2015 10:54 am

Puerco wrote:Theron, and it's not even close.

Nope, of all the close matches this isn't it.

Extremely hot + acting ability + fit > extremely hot

ASUHATER! · Post by **ASUHATER!** » Sun Jan 04, 2015 11:00 am

Puerco wrote:Theron, and it's not even close.

Thereon is hot, but in this matchup it's Upton and it's not even close

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Sun Jan 04, 2015 11:41 am

ASUHATER! wrote:
Puerco wrote:Theron, and it's not even close.
Thereon is hot, but in this matchup it's Upton and it's not even close

It's funny when people say "it's not even close" either way. Obviously it's close. Look at the vote. It's close.

PieceOfMeat · Post by **PieceOfMeat** » Sun Jan 04, 2015 12:43 pm

Theron had an opening lead...and now upton has stormed back...sad...guess boobs will win out

JMarkJohns · Post by **JMarkJohns** » Sun Jan 04, 2015 1:50 pm

Theron

Loving that the matchups are close early.

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Sun Jan 04, 2015 2:53 pm

Theron is like one of the best AAA team in the nation trying to beat the team that just won the World Series in a best of 7. Really good, but not at the same level, let alone the best of the top level. I have absolutely no idea what she's doing in the final four.

Reydituto · Post by **Reydituto** » Sun Jan 04, 2015 3:02 pm

Theron. Was a tough choice for me. Legs over boobs I guess ...

gumby · Post by **gumby** » Sun Jan 04, 2015 11:01 pm

Theron. Not even close at this point.

the real dill · Post by **the real dill** » Mon Jan 05, 2015 8:47 am

Chicat wrote:
ASUHATER! wrote:
Puerco wrote:Theron, and it's not even close.
Thereon is hot, but in this matchup it's Upton and it's not even close
It's funny when people say "it's not even close" either way. Obviously it's close. Look at the vote. It's close.

I think people have Upton fatigue. It's kinda like hating the Yankees or Cowboys.

77HoyaCat4Ever · Post by **77HoyaCat4Ever** » Mon Jan 05, 2015 9:11 am

Theron - complete hot package

Upton - huge bazoombas

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Mon Jan 05, 2015 10:19 am

Okay so what this tells me is that if Cheryl Ladd were in her prime today, she'd win the Hot or Not tourney.

Which leads me to request Cheryl Ladd for a Hot or Not poll.

Kiyama · Post by **Kiyama** » Mon Jan 05, 2015 10:39 am

Voted for Charlize because she beat Salma and Salma should be #1. I also can guarantee that Upton will not look as good as either Salma or Charlize at their respective ages... after her prime I see Upton going the Anna Nicole route.

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Mon Jan 05, 2015 11:01 am

So I'm guessing that Theron with boobs would blow this board apart.

the real dill · Post by **the real dill** » Mon Jan 05, 2015 12:40 pm

Kiyama wrote:Voted for Charlize because she beat Salma and Salma should be #1. I also can guarantee that Upton will not look as good as either Salma or Charlize at their respective ages... after her prime I see Upton going the Anna Nicole route.

So you voted against her because she may or may not get fat at some point in the next couple decades?

Reydituto · Post by **Reydituto** » Mon Jan 05, 2015 1:13 pm

Legally Kenny would say you voted for a fatty and are ashamed to admit you were attracted to a fatty, so it's rationalized with the "she'll be fat in the future" chestnut.

Theron with one more cup size would be lethal ...

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Mon Jan 05, 2015 1:15 pm

the real dill wrote:
Kiyama wrote:Voted for Charlize because she beat Salma and Salma should be #1. I also can guarantee that Upton will not look as good as either Salma or Charlize at their respective ages... after her prime I see Upton going the Anna Nicole route.
So you voted against her because she may or may not get fat at some point in the next couple decades?

“I’m not going to starve just to be thin. I want to enjoy life and I can’t if I’m not eating and miserable.”,

She has already struggled with weight issues and it won't get any easier.

77HoyaCat4Ever · Post by **77HoyaCat4Ever** » Mon Jan 05, 2015 1:24 pm

The grannie panties are a huge buzz killer, Merkin

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Mon Jan 05, 2015 1:27 pm

77HoyaCat4Ever wrote:The grannie panties are a huge buzz killer, Merkin

They're there to cover her merkin.

97cats · Post by **97cats** » Mon Jan 05, 2015 1:43 pm

Theron

gumby · Post by **gumby** » Mon Jan 05, 2015 3:58 pm

It's fun to pick out who is having fun and who is serious. BTW, I am dead serious!

Theron! The Ron! Ther On! T Heron!

Coop Cat · Post by **Coop Cat** » Mon Jan 05, 2015 5:30 pm

Charlize

GoCats13 · Post by **GoCats13** » Mon Jan 05, 2015 6:14 pm

Upton

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Mon Jan 05, 2015 6:14 pm

Theron rhymes with Hard On.

PieceOfMeat · Post by **PieceOfMeat** » Tue Jan 06, 2015 12:15 pm

Less votes in this one than in the Alba/Cuthbert vote.

I'm guessing the late votes will swing Upton's way.

77HoyaCat4Ever · Post by **77HoyaCat4Ever** » Tue Jan 06, 2015 12:27 pm

PieceOfMeat wrote:Less votes in this one than in the Alba/Cuthbert vote.

I'm guessing the late votes will swing Upton's way.

Fewer votes, only by 2

I'm amazed by the persistently breast-focused voting

gumby · Post by **gumby** » Tue Jan 06, 2015 5:52 pm

Seriously. Wean yourselves, guys. Still sucking your thumbs, too?

PieceOfMeat · Post by **PieceOfMeat** » Thu Jan 08, 2015 2:16 pm

Theron running away with it late!

ASUHATER! · Post by **ASUHATER!** » Thu Jan 08, 2015 2:18 pm

So terrible. Just shameful

Reydituto · Post by **Reydituto** » Thu Jan 08, 2015 4:41 pm

ASUHATER! wrote:So terrible. Just shameful

Neither of those sentences are true.

You're being a tad overdramatic.

77HoyaCat4Ever · Post by **77HoyaCat4Ever** » Thu Jan 08, 2015 4:52 pm

Reydituto wrote:
ASUHATER! wrote:So terrible. Just shameful
Neither of those sentences are true.

You're being a tad overdramatic.

Tit for tat

or a Tad for Tits

Puerco · Post by **Puerco** » Fri Jan 09, 2015 7:23 am

Landslide. As it should be.

77HoyaCat4Ever · Post by **77HoyaCat4Ever** » Fri Jan 09, 2015 11:08 am

Hayek-Theron clash was closer than this one

SCCat · Post by **SCCat** » Fri Jan 09, 2015 11:25 am

This is Arizona/Duke 2011; high seed has it close at the half, but the second half is a beatdown administered by the lower seed.

+17? Damn.

Daryl Zero · Post by **Daryl Zero** » Fri Jan 09, 2015 8:06 pm

Down goes boobs! Down goes boobs!

Puerco · Post by **Puerco** » Sat Jan 10, 2015 9:08 am

77HoyaCat4Ever wrote:Hayek-Theron clash was closer than this one

That was my finals right there.

waysouthcat · Post by **waysouthcat** » Sat Jan 10, 2015 7:52 pm

Had to go Charlize here.

JMarkJohns · Post by **JMarkJohns** » Sat Jan 10, 2015 10:46 pm

Charlize in the Title match!

PieceOfMeat · Post by **PieceOfMeat** » Sat Jan 10, 2015 11:55 pm

SCCat wrote:This is Arizona/Duke 2011; high seed has it close at the half, but the second half is a beatdown administered by the lower seed.

+17? Damn.

Pretty much went just like that, good call.

77HoyaCat4Ever · Post by **77HoyaCat4Ever** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 9:29 pm

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