Hot/Not Round 1: #32 Penelope Cruz vs. #33 Megan Fox

[azgreg]

Let's kick this pig.

Round 1: #32 Penelope Cruz vs. #33 Megan Fox

Penelope Cruz




Megan Fox

[NYCat]

She was way better looking before the plastic surgery, shame







All above were pre-surgery

[JMarkJohns]

Beautiful! Great job, AZGreg!

[azgreg]

Beautiful! Great job, AZGreg!

That's a lot of work man.

[azgreg]

We need to sticky these during the vote.

[JMarkJohns]

Beautiful! Great job, AZGreg!

That's a lot of work man.

I got next week. Every other week rotation. Your next time will be half this and so on...

[JMarkJohns]

We need to sticky these during the vote.

Nah... I'll bump them every few days.

You gave a week for the vote, correct?

[azgreg]

yep

[JMarkJohns]

So long as she's not talking too much, I've got Penelope.

I deduct major points to Fox, who was on the verge of elite, for fucking with nature.

Plastic Surgery should be like Photoshop. If I can see where works been done, it was a shitty job or you've done too much.

[Longhorned]

Megan Fox doesn't belong in the conversation with Penelope Cruz.

[PieceOfMeat]

So long as she's not talking too much, I've got Penelope.

I deduct major points to Fox, who was on the verge of elite, for fucking with nature.

Plastic Surgery should be like Photoshop. If I can see where works been done, it was a shitty job or you've done too much.

That's where this game's lack of rules comes into play. Do you pick based on their hottest moment in time (a.k.a. before fox had a lot of surgery) or do you factor that stuff in?

[JMarkJohns]

So long as she's not talking too much, I've got Penelope.

I deduct major points to Fox, who was on the verge of elite, for fucking with nature.

Plastic Surgery should be like Photoshop. If I can see where works been done, it was a shitty job or you've done too much.

That's where this game's lack of rules comes into play. Do you pick based on their hottest moment in time (a.k.a. before fox had a lot of surgery) or do you factor that stuff in?

Initial Hot/Not vote was:

Did I ever find them hot?
OK, did they ever fuck it up themselves?
If not, how Hot for how long?

[Puerco]

Penelope was just names sexiest woman on the planet. Fox used to be the single hottest woman I'd seen in a film. How did either end up in the 30's?

Got be be Cruz when all is said and done. And I love her accent.

[Puerco]

Greg, buddy, your gif collection is clearly giving an unfair advantage to Fox!

[azgreg]

Greg, buddy, your gif collection is clearly giving an unfair advantage to Fox!

I didn't post those. Any voter is more than welcome to post pics, gifs, or videos in order to further their cause.

[Chicat]

So long as she's not talking too much, I've got Penelope.

I deduct major points to Fox, who was on the verge of elite, for fucking with nature.

Plastic Surgery should be like Photoshop. If I can see where works been done, it was a shitty job or you've done too much.

Besides thinning her nose, what else did she get done?

[JMarkJohns]

So long as she's not talking too much, I've got Penelope.

I deduct major points to Fox, who was on the verge of elite, for fucking with nature.

Plastic Surgery should be like Photoshop. If I can see where works been done, it was a shitty job or you've done too much.

Besides thinning her nose, what else did she get done?

Nose, mouth, maybe a brow lift, maybe a cheek lift or alter.

Yes, some is just getting older, but since 2010 she's aged like 15 years.

[Merkin]

[Daryl Zero]

Megan Fox doesn't belong in the conversation with Penelope Cruz.

That's my thought. Eye candy versus queens of lust.

[CalStateTempe]

Love me some Cruz.

Young Megan Fox reminds me of my high school German girl friend. Ruined me on American girls for a good 3 years.

Never the less my vote is for Cruz.

[Reydituto]

I'd hit both, but toe thumbs kinda ruined Fox for me. Cruz annoys me a bit too, but I went with her.

[Puerco]

Greg, buddy, your gif collection is clearly giving an unfair advantage to Fox!

I didn't post those. Any voter is more than welcome to post pics, gifs, or videos in order to further their cause.

Whoops, sorry bro. Was scrolling past them quickly because my shitty internet connection wasn't keeping up.

[Chicat]

At the height of their hotness, is anyone really going to say that Penelope Cruz was better than Megan Fox? To me, Penelope was always a Modigliani while Megan was a Yigal Ozeri.

[the real dill]

At the height of their hotness, is anyone really going to say that Penelope Cruz was better than Megan Fox? To me, Penelope was always a Modigliani while Megan was a Yigal Ozeri.

No way. Fox is a smokeshow. However, I totally understand if people want to deduct lots of points for the tats.

[Longhorned]

Some day you will know what it means to make love to a mature woman.

[Chicat]

Some day you will know what it means to make love to a mature woman.

Sure, just tell Schnebly's mom to give me a call.

[gumby]

We need to sticky these during the vote.

Could you rephrase this?

[NYCat]

Think I'll keep my vote for Fox but this one was tough even if I'm not the biggest fan of Cruz



Also Penelope's sister isn't bad looking

[JMarkJohns]

Final: Cruz 31, Fox 22